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I have a couple of balls..can I play?

reminds me of tarot cards.

The Only true panty remover...Ted Kennedy....He drove his car so fast that it knocked Mary Jo's panty's off her ass and into the glove box. heheheh:thefinger

Proof that most 50 yr. old women have something between their boobs that all 20 yr. old women do NOT have.....their navel.:D

Sushi !!!!!!!!:rolleyes:

HHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! No that's funny I don't care who you are!!

Best Porn site...easy to navigate...

HAHAHAHAHHA!!! Great.

In the home decor isle.

Correct Senob44, good catch on YOUR part!!

Roses are red Violets are blue...wanna Fuck??? this works for me.hehehhe

I agree with Tartan....looks like it.

It Hurts!!!! Damn, stop biting it!!!:mad:

Nothing at all wrong with that!!! Enjoy it to the max!!!

Cara Lott

Re: Can you name 10 girls you'd like to fuck this very instant? Linda Linda Linda Linda Linda Linda Linda Linda Linda Linda:bowdown::nanner::kiss:

Aliens really need to hear this??? No wonder they'll take over our planet.:violent:

Same thing happened to my ******-in-law once. She had just came out of the beauty salon...About 20 steps and a small bird hit her. "Well ****" she said...I was laughing so hard I could'nt stand it. "He Heard You" I said amongst my laughter...:rofl2:

Damn Mcdonald's does make 'em fresher than than KFC.:rolleyes:

No Tartan, age took viagra...if it was cialis, she'd be sittin in a tub on a mountain top somewhere...:rofl:

Not for me, either.:spin:

Damn...The one on the right looks like a woman I once dated!!!! REALLY.:boobies::boobies:

Is a pig pork...Does a one legged Duck swim in a circle...HELL YES I WOULD!!!:nanner:

yes...all the time...:love-smi:

All tatoos...I mean "ALL" tatoos will blurr with time. In about 25 to 30 yrs. we're gonna have an entire generation of grandma's with big blobs of ink on their wrinkled skin.:shocked:

I voted vids...but I like both.

Pats-31 Giants-17 **** in my fridge at the end of the game= 0 :glugglug:

When ever I want!!!

Hell, I was married for 22 years....the ONLY way to get over one ...is to get Under another one!!! women are a dime a dozen....All of them are so very insecure, each and every one...it's NOT our fault they were born genetically inferior!!!

Hell... it gets faster when I need faster...slower when I need slower...tighter when I need tighter...I don't have to lie to it, take it out to dinner, or pretend I really care!!!!

I once got a blow-job for 45 miles...from one city to the other....there were 18 wheelers yanking on their horns as they ****** me...yes I was driving and I WAS driving slow... about 45 mph. heheheheh she looked up and asked .."why are they blowing their horns"??? I said...I think they're happy...

None...there's better places to put it.

Maybe...well, ok.

Yipeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Not necessary.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I do "NOT" share!!!

Gotta be in WVa.

Welcome:boobies: Welcome:boobies: Welcome:boobies:

Look...it's that new Mammary ****...

Grease-up the bus...

It's "NOT" the size of the wand...BUT the Magic therein !!!:nannerf2:

Hey, that a pic of my birthday cake!!!

Thrusting her "Puppies" towards the sky...

I agree, not big at all...maybe she's not that hard to please.

Have ya'll heard of Divorce Barbie? she comes with Ken's stuff !!!

It's ASS-MAN!!!

Hummmmmmmmm....Lunch!!!!

Nah, it's one of those "CaveMan' guys from the Geico commercials on tv.

I've convinced my wife that 6 inches = a foot so ...there you are.:rofl::banana:

Why do we wash bath towels...aren't we clean when we use them???