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OHHHHHHHHHHHHH the Humanity. :eek:

George Killians's Irish Red....by the gallons...

Hell Yes It gets so hard I don't have enough skin left to bat my eyes!!!

Ok...look on this site.....www.hdguru.com....all your questions pertaining to HD tv are answered there.:thumbsup:

Nope!!!

I too am late on this one....Ape, Tom T. Hall appreciates that...heheheh Ok, I'm thankful for health and happiness. everyday above ground is a good day!!!

I don't think anyone will bother to try and break Richard Petty's record. The drivers of today just don't care enough to hang around that long. And I guess they don't need to with the amount of money they're making. Why bother? I gave up on baseball years ago...with all the players strikes...

The best thing to give at Christmas Time is to give of yourself. Your time your attention your energy. Old people love attention as do ********. Try something as simple as holding a door open so some stranger loaded down with packages can get out...sounds corny but it does make you feel better...

Moments after my ******** was born when the nurse placed her into my arms and said "How's that feel Papa?" I really felt like I owned the world. Seeing her grow and mature... graduating from college, getting her first job as a teacher, moving her to a better job into a big city. I guess to sum...

Legz, you've gotten lots of great advise here. You've already taken the first step...you're asking for help. I own 10 different guitars. (see this can become habit forming) both electric and acoustic. From Martin, Gibson ,Yamaha (my great sounding 12 string)all the way to a Resonator made by...

WOW!!! I agree with just about each and every entry you all have listed... I'd also like to add one of my all time favorites, that being " Classical" Gas by Mason Williams.:thumbsup: good work everybody on a great thread.:thumbsup:

ok, it didn't take much more than a minute or two maybe...but my eyes rolled back in my head and man it was on then. I sure was glad I was born a Boy...if not I wouldn't have had nothing to play with. yep we were that poor!!!

Well, thanks to Achmed the camel driver... we'll all be paying about 5-bucks a gallon very soon. Guess what good old Achmed pays... approx 35 cents.course that camel don't go far on that.

A tip-of-the-Hat to Roughneck...good thread and good idea. I'm A-ok or I wouldn't be spending time playing on the PC. Even when I was single for the second time...I was never too embarrassed to ask if protection was needed. And ya know what, I think the laddies appreciated it too.

It's not the *** that *****...it's the sick mind that's pulling the trigger. In the Lynard Skynard song...Hand guns are made for *******, they ain't no good for nothing else.

Long long ago there was this tv show called Rip-Cord. It was about rescue parachutist. I was about 9 yrs. old and my *** stopped me as I was heading out the door with a bed sheet, holding it by all 4- corners. I was gonna climb up a 40ft. Maple tree and see what it felt like to jump with my...

Wilt Chamberlain said once in an interview for Playboy (I think) that he had serviced over 9000 women. Now that's what I call dribblin man. hehehe

Re: double vaginal I don't share my woman or toothbrush...

I agree with Ape.... To answer the question...:thefinger HELL NO !!!

water sports hummmmmm!!!!

Nope, Not Thongs... I've seen these before.

I too agree with Lady Love on this one .

Discovery Times, National Geographic Channel, Science Channel....but when I really get bored I watch the NASA Channel... There are tons and tons of things going on up there in space that the Networks never tell or show us.

Little Big Horn

I ended it due to her being unfaithful when my work took me out of town.

Jeep Grand Cherokee...

HA!! Candid Camera show still lives.:rofl:

Sad thing is... a Sperm Whale actually left this on the beach!!!!

Catherine Zeta Jones and Raquel Welch...why?....'cause I want to!!! :nanner:

Hell, "NO" !!! It's snowing in Wyoming tonight....Where's the Global Warming?? +

Oh !! ******* Where art Thou?

Kegel exercises really work. It strengthens the muscles and ligaments of the pelvis. Save-up you load for about a month and you'll be able to knock a fly outta the air. As for amount...guess what, have a vasectomy you'll shoot more fluid. We haven't gotten to taste either...eating ice cream...

Kiss her if you love her!!!! Hell, You put the stuff in her mouth, right??? If you get another chance...KISS HER !!!

I am STILL very upset that a few days after 9-11 the same ASS-HOLES that voted to take the 10 Commandments out of all government buildings, ie. courtrooms, public libraries, any government buildings...these ass-holes were mugging for the cameras and singing "God Bless America" on the steps of...

Been circumcised since I was about a week old. I've NEVER had any problems with myself reaching orgasm or any of the women I've been with haven't had any trouble getting to that "Happy Place"!!! Don't worry be happy!!!

It's 'ALL" about money!!!! Every pro sport in America is about nothing but the almighty dollar. Big-time sponsors buying space on a race car so their product can be viewed for approx. 4 hrs. during a race. Just a matter of time when Madison Avenue invades ***-wee sports, offering...

Mariah, you are among friends here....welcome my dear!!!! just be yourself. later, juiceman

I have made women in 9 different states happy...didn't need to pack any fudge....

I will "NOT" put my dick in ****!!!!

Put your ball where it does the most good!!!

Take what you want...Sire!!!!

ten...hut!!!!

why yes your royal highness, they are store-bought!!!

so that's what happens when you DON'T have sex for at least 6 months!!!! Man, that **** sure backs up don't it??

Put a quarter in your pocket and let her keep rubbing.

I "LOVE" chicken wings!!!! That poor soul holding the sign is certainly a member of P.E.T.A.

Blow west wind BLOW!!!!

Been a Steelers fan since 1968...They won only one game that year.

The Weather Channel Babe...Alexis 10 p.m. each night.

very very nice!!!!