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**** will get in on this one!!!!

I like blue!!!

Look in a pawn shop. Sometimes you'll get a good item at a good price there. If you have a favorite cd go to a music store buy the song book of that cd. It has diagrams above the words that shows you where to place your fingers to play the songs, (this is if you can't read music) it helps a...

Tattoos....:violent: Does nothing for me. I like a clean canvas when I paint with my wand!!!

Well... I'm 54.:wave:

It does in deed help with hair-loss....Hell, I've rubbed most of mine off, didn't feel a thing though!!!:dunno:

I had 9 of 'em when I was single...::love-smi::lovecoupl:love-smi:

What do I do before sex???? That's called foreplay!!!! and lots of it...drives the women wild!!! Take your time, go slow.:lovecoupl

Bacon on the Taliban....GREAT IDEA!!!!:rofl2:

I'll vote for Hillary when they dig-up Vince ****** so she can apologize to him. The Clinton's are truly POWER MAD!!! And I'm a registered Democrate, but I can't stand the thought of these people in power again.. Not much to pick from this time around. There is no such thing as a good...

Worst...Bill Clinton...too much shame from a publicly elected official...nice cigar holder though!!!

Nascar... N ational A utomotive S port C reated A round R ednecks Drivers are way overrated, over inflated egos, just big billboards running around in circles, bigtime money has taken over. BTW, Little "E" can't drive his way out of a paper bag...His NAME does sell seats though. So he is courted...

If they add vinegar does it taste like a pickle?

sushi to go???

Simple and to the point... Meat:eek:

It is "NOT" the size of the wand...but the magic there in!!!

Always a good thing to have to search for an answer. Makes one appreciate the site even more.

Yep, congrats to all three...:hatsoff:

Them damn straps ain't gonna hold that gal!!!!!

No Way Jose'.....:mad:

I was born in 1953...so I remember a lot of these!!!:wave:

Once I put the ring on her finger....NO more BlowJobs!!!! it seems to have deadened the nerve between her ring finger and her pussy too!!!:(

Nothing like Jack Daniels, sour mix and a splash of grenadine!!!:glugglug:

I'm a Pittsburgh Steeler Fan...what do you think is my favorite?

His wife is HOT !!!

Easy... Your place or Mine?

Re: whats your fetish? I L O V E a long legged woman!!!

Yes... They're gonna give me $1200.00 then take it away next year!!!:dunno:

S P A N D E X !!!:nanner:

A friend of mine runs a massage parlor!!!! She's G R E A T !!!:love-smi:

that's where the Lone Ranger takes his trash....Tada dump Tada Dump Tada Dump Dump Dump:D

what's that Chicago song??? Make me smile...:glugglug:

Great Stuff!!!

Ok!!! ya got me on that one!!!;)

Muslim terrorists believe if they're shot with a bullet dipped in pork or pig *****...then they are damned to eternal HELL . :thefinger

Inside forever....feels too good. my wife has problems with her ovaries, she can't get pregnant.:lovecoupl

I'm 54 also...55 in July, and can please any woman anytime. Not conceited, just convinced.:nanner:

Jack & Jill went up a hill...each with a buck and a quarter.....Jill came down with two fifty!!!:love-smi:

I kinda like being on top of the food chain.:glugglug:

heheheh aomething to "howel" about !!! funny.

tastes like chicken.

You can buy almost anything else in this country...why not??:glugglug:

My ex girlfriend....When I got married to my current wife, something seems to have deadened the nerve between her ring finger and her...well you know what...:******:

If God didn't want man to eat pussy...he wouldn't have made it look so much like a taco!!! BTW: I'll take Catherine Zeta Jones for 2000 , Alex!!:bowdown:

Hell Yes it's good and good for you too. Anything that makes your eyes rol Best thing about l back in your head that far is GOOD!!! Don't worry about going blind, just do it 'till ya need glasses!!!:banana: Best thing about it is this...You don't have to lie to your hand,take it out to dinner...

Yes I would...As a matter of fact, I have a very good friend that only dates Strippers. His most famous line is..."Look all you want fellas, at the end of the night she's going home with me"!!!:D

HAHAHA!!! Blowjob in a car on the interstate, the Big-Rig truckers would pass by and I'd hear their air-horns. She raised up and asked what's he doing that for? I said...He's happy for me!!!:nanner: Same girl...Blowjob and a Quickie in the bathroom of the local Healthclub!!! Damn she was...

I really liked Rome on HBO...it ended Also liked The Soprano's...it ended Now I'm on House.

I vote for # 1...it has a better 3-D effect to me.

Kinda gives the term Shoot for the stars... new meaning.