Search results

Happy little crabs!!!!

I was in a strip club a few years ago. The featured attraction that night was a porn star. I won't name her but she had a set of 39 double F's. Those tits looked like volleyballs. Anyway as she was dancing, I moved closer to the runway and gave her some money, She took it and gave me a great big...

My wife cums in multiples and very hard too. I can feel her entire body tense up just before. She's not a screamer, she will kinda sob. I once asked her what's wrong did I do something wrong??? She floored me by saying "NO not at all...it just feels sooooo good and I am so happy I just cry...

The asses on the top line are smarter than the asses on the bottom line.

the "Itty-Bitty-Titty Club meets the "Tinnie-Weenie" club.!!!

Been a Steelers Fan since 1968...I've stayed with 'em through good times and bad.

Trimmed is my preference. I find a little patch of carpet drives me wild with want and desire !!!

Well, It's a very lame law-suit, she has to prove that she's damaged EVERYDAY from his statement to win her case. We're too law suit happy in this country. The only ones that really get rich are the lawyers. Hell if you can sue someone for namecalling I'd be rich from my ex-wife!!! She used a...

Lucky Guy.....but can you say,.... SAND-FLEAS!!!!

First one...very elegant Second one....she's desperate!!!

HUMMER!!!! h-2 as a matter of fact!!! You'll get all the women ya can stand. later, j

Ok,Ok,Ok....we've ALL been had.... great humor though!!! heheheh. later, j

If he don't ****-up soon, he'll miss the Chit-lin festival. So THAT'S what you're supposed to use for bait to catch them!!!

Roll it out until you can see the serial number printed around the rim.

Hummmmm!!!! Pecker-Pasta....Betcha can't eat just one ladies !!

I had a colonoscopy last year. they found 3 polyps and removed them . THe Doc told me that one of them was the kind that turns into Cancer. I go back next month to see if they came back!!! Sometimes they do. I wouldn't wish colon cancer on my worst enemy. I've see people die from this.

Pussy Fucking Forever!!!! However if the babe was really HOT!!! and SHE wanted it, I'd be willing to put a baggie on the "one-eyed heat seeking moisture missle" heheh.

Good Luck, and great job I went through a nasty divorce in '97 I found that running helped me through it all. Sometimes I'd run twice a day. LOTS of water, and also subway turkey subs. That's about all I could afford at that time. I'd run 5 miles at a time. Like I said sometimes twice a...

Seka

I agree...it's Lynda Carter....Damn she 's still hot!!!!

Hell Yeah !!! My ex-girlfriend 'cause my wife knows her...heheheheh

God I Love that pic.

The ****** of the deceased hired her own investigator. Her pleas to the court are and continue to be quashed by the court. Ray Lewis..a clean cut all american boy...yeah and Brutis was an honorable man too.

Wait a minute....if ya go to your proctologist and he sticks his finger up your ass...does that count as having sex with a man??? Good Lord I sure hope not !!!

Hell NO!!! not ever.

Mike Vick is indeed a spoiled rich ***...raising fighting dogs, I really don't care...Hell, Ray Lewis shot a man to death the day after the Super Bowl several years back and he's still playing..There is no such thing as equal justice in this country, Let's ask O.J and get his opinion did'nt he...

If you were born in this country you are an AMERICAN !!!! Your ******'s ancestry may be from another country, I got no problem with that. The taliban are not focused on African/Americans, Asian/Americans, Sweedish/Americans, Brazillian/Americans, French/Americans, etc...get my drift??? We...

Holy ****!!!!! a damn dildo with a pour spout.....

Kinda makes ya want a salad. I like the humor.

52% Dixie !!!! Hell, I've lived here on the WV/VA border all my life...Oh well, YeeeHaaa Ya'll ...hehehhe

Just reading this thread I'm so hard I don't have enough skin left to bat my eyes !!! Trust me....I've had 'em all. Ain't nobody mad when they're comming.

Where in the hell were all of these fucking teachers when "I" was in the 9th grade???

The Good Lord made my ass-Hole EXIT- ONLY !!!

You LUCKY *** of a bitch !!!!

Killians Irish Red for me....but I do also like Sam Adams Cherry Wheat, it's like a cherry **** but with a nice kick!!!

Sure we pray... if you're serious, get your butt in Church this Sunday.

They are probably practicing for what they want to do here... I say NUKE-EM and let GOD sort out what's left.

Do I like it???? Is a Pig PORK???

Re: Does masturbation causes blindness? No blindness...but as a ******** I jacked-off in a sock so much that my dick grew a toe-nail !!!!

Be very careful with those "fix-a-flat" pills...some of them will make you go up on top of a mountain and get into a tub of cold water!!!!! as seen on tv, as they say.

Sounds to me like you are NOT as ready to settle down as you might think... I agree with McRocket, Break away from the unfaithful...if you don't you'll drive yourself crazy.. Look man there are soooo many fish out thiere in the sea..although you have just one worm to tempt the little fishies...

two things: 1. Keep watching...invite some friends over and charge "THEM" to see the show.... 2. Get one of those air-horn things and when the guy is about to explode...hit the air-blast !!! talk about shrinkage...heheheh

Ya got my vote miss Vick...

Re: ¡ʇxǝʇ uʍop ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ oʇ ʍoɥ ʇno pǝɹnbıɟ ı Don't know how ...but It's fun as hell to have a good ****-buzz and read this stuff upsidedown...and understand it. !!!! ya'll keep 'em comming !!!!

I like the Blonde....Need more women like her.

Bet Ya can't eat just one !!!!!

UDDERLY fantastic !!!

The good LORD made my ass-hole exit only !!!

Proof that, when you rub two sticks together....something WILL happen. heheheh.