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  1. Torre82

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Harley Quinn movie. (Good action. Margot did alright. The 'birds of prey' barely figured into it, and for all Ewan's acting and scene stealing, the script didnt give him a lot to work with.) Next up: Dark Crimes 2016 Jim Carrey vehicle. OH **** that reminds me, I watched sonic the hedgehog...
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    Coronavirus

    I take issue with the breaking up of this party. For the same reasons I believe metal toys should still exist, poison berry bushes should not have been culled from our native soil, and any-and-all laws that are in place to prevent personal harm. Because protecting people from themselves is not...
  3. Torre82

    Emma Kenney / Emma Rose Kenney

    HUUNNNGGGHHHHH good lord she is dummy thiccccc I wish to commit ******** upon those thighs.
  4. Torre82

    Satan: Nice Guy or Total Jerk?

    but y tho?
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    Satan: Nice Guy or Total Jerk?

    He smokes the cheap stuff, like a fish. He is a little airheaded, but a good dude. He was my roommate in 2005 and 07-08. He was dating a shift manager at ****** dollar and he REALLY sucks at God of War's balancing beam sections, but he likes to play the other parts of it. Not so good at holding...
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    Quarantined; how to go from going insane

    Binge youtubing. 20ish minute gameplay videos, hour long documentaries, just.. wasting time. NakedZombo runs thru his own ark server, beating up noobs and stealing their thatch. (It'd be like someone running around with a dart *** to steal the pennies in your pocket. But with humor. Unless youre...
  7. Torre82

    DICKS! TITS!

    I wanna see dicks and tits. Cmon.
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    Satanic Atheists

    Alright, I got honey mustard and I got 'blackened'. And to answer the unasked question, no they didnt start off black. These are actually chinese babies. So.. I'm not gonna stereotype this as chinese food, but.. there ya go.
  9. Torre82

    "You got it brotha!!"

    It pleases me to no end that your gif avatar doesnt animate, Adam. lol
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    Satanic Atheists

    ALRIGHT NEW BOARD YOU SATANIC CUNTLICKS! LETS EAT SOME GODDAMN BABIES! ;)
  11. Torre82

    My butthole is really itchy.

    True fact. I'm fighting the urge to finger bang it, right now.
  12. Torre82

    In Memoriam: Kenny Rogers

    Cmon down to kenny rogers roasters.
  13. Torre82

    Democ-rats

    You posted a link to a PDF?! AUTOMATIC.. uh, whatever version is against something else, because the owner of Adobe is a well known somethingist! He somethings REAL HARD against PERSON on his SOCIAL MEDIA. The other day he masturbated to pix of SOMETHING OFFENSIVE with JEFF BEZOS whlle talking...
  14. Torre82

    Dildos covered with grape jelly

    Marmalade didnt work. I'm thinking vaginal pear ******* device. - - - Updated - - - Marmalade didnt work. I'm thinking vaginal pear ******* device.
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    Coronavirus

    Not that you fellows needed it, but for any of those people asking the question with obvious answers: "Why did it hit China/Italy so hard?" "Oldest populations in the world, standardized at 65 y.o." Rank | Country |# 65+ (in millions) |% 65+ (of total population) | # total population (in...
  16. Torre82

    Democ-rats

    "Everybody back the fuck up!" I didnt wanna have to do this.. *jerks off* I tried to be nice about this!
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    JRPG **** thread

    So yeah. I hates them JR. PG's.. well, I guess.. *scratches head* I guess I could like them, I guess.
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    Democ-rats

    I've always been very fond of: "What did the commies use to light their homes, before candles?" Electricity - - - Updated - - - I've always been very fond of: "What did the commies use to light their homes, before candles?" Electricity
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    searching for a porn from the 90's

    I'm so conflicted on what to feel for this guy. Such unsatisfying closure. I think my 'diamond in the rough' was stardust number 4 or 5, vivid, Kobe Tai, Jenteal, Michael(or steven?) DeLaCroix. What sucks is that after all this time, even though I know what it is.. and where I can buy it, its...
  20. Torre82

    For the ladies, 2: pre-cum

    There is a social distancing joke to be made about your fluids, but I just woke up and havent downed this coffee fluid, yet. Has it already been almost 2 years? Just think of how many gallons you've ****** in all that time. - - - Updated - - - There is a social distancing joke to be made about...
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    Democ-rats

    I **** liberal Rats majors! and.. poli-TICKS. I dunno, I always thought plays on words were too easy with demo-craps. Why not libertarians? You know how hard it is to make fun of that group? Whew.\ During a libertarian meetup one evening, the conversation turned to thin vs thick libertarianism...
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    Satanic Atheists

    I cant remember the last time I had hickory smoked baby. It must've been 2003? I was down in Oklahoma and there was a place about a mile away from the wal mart.. (honestly in 2003 I think there were only 2 wal marts in the state, and 1 was in Lawton, next to Sill) and there was this Bubba Gump...
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    Satanic Atheists

    Eric is at home, fever of 105 and praising Jesus. What an imbessill. What a dope. What an ultramaroon. Eric, cmon... you think that *I* am gonna get sick from the virus MY G_d sent down to you unbelievers? Just sittin' here, smokin baby, sipping on gin and juice. Laid back. With my mind on my...
  24. Torre82

    Trump : Jerusalem is the capital city of Israel. The US Embassy will be moved from Tel Aviv

    It really helps to have to read that in Kinison's voice, jesus.. lmao I'm giving some credit to where it is due. It doesnt really help to throw out other kinds of facts, as I appreciate Israel as what it is...
  25. Torre82

    Coronavirus

    Talking to a boomer: "I dont think we should isolate, we cant just.. I mean we cant do this. We'll go crazy. Life has to continue on like normal" Well do you want 2 million or 20 million? We have to self isolate for awhile. And businesses wont be here, in a year. Be prepared. Read a book. Learn...
  26. Torre82

    Hey Fellas, Indian Food... Do You Like Indian Food?

    Hard to find one that sticks around longer than a year or two. Around this state, even chinese buffets are kinda .. popup overnight, stay for 6-24 months and then get replaced by a different version of the same thing. I havent had a good crab rangoon in DECADES. Or properly toasted naan and...
  27. Torre82

    Coronavirus

    All the old people arent listening. There is something to be said about the older generation that keeps hearing 10 different opinions on the matter and cherry-picks the one guy that says 'This'll pass. Dont worry'.
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    Trump : Jerusalem is the capital city of Israel. The US Embassy will be moved from Tel Aviv

    Its their consistency in the region. We have a somewhat deep intelligence network thru them, and vice versa. You know we have few friends in the middle east. We keep each other afloat, in our particular ways. Any of the money we send their way wouldnt have been spent any better. We couldnt annex...
  29. Torre82

    My magic skill

    Lick it? Like it? click it? Did anyone ever figure out what any of this meant?
  30. Torre82

    Willing to pay for strippers with high followes on facebook or instagram.

    *pokes head in door* So this is where you meatgazers have been! ...is that Adam?
  31. Torre82

    Mikaela Spielberg, steven spielberg's ******** / Mika Spielberg

    Delicious trash. She looks like my ex wife, but lighter brown and different shape titters. Which is, to say.. tumblr pornstar tier, not hollywood or porn.
  32. Torre82

    Nikki Sims / Next Door Nikki / Nikki's Playmates

    This topic reads like fallout 76 players. "When will it get good? Someone showed me a thing from 2014 when she did a good thing" Liking to stare at Nikki is all youre going to get. There is consistently nothing unless you watch the livestreams, and that is hit or miss whether.. ahem, certain...
  33. Torre82

    Coronavirus

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  34. Torre82

    i feel betrayed and like a fool

    I feel like this is a table scraps argument. A couple dogs fighting over a chicken bone doesnt make that bone any tastier. Unless its a trailer park. Then logic applies differently. Or not at all. And it depends on the trailer park.
  35. Torre82

    Coronavirus

    *doesnt get rattled, too easily* *is somewhat rattled* I think getting older sucks. 1 out of the 4 last viruses I had were asskickers. Well 2 outta 5 if you count that STD from the ex wife.. *sighs* I used to bat 1000 on illness. I'm trying to keep my head up, but seeing the stock market do...
  36. Torre82

    Doom eternal

    The doom devs has always been pretty reasonable with their games. Back in the day could our computers run doom, quake or d3 very well? Not really.. but they let us run all of them in 'potato' quality. :) I think you could swing a 60 fps low detail mode and still enjoy it. Or a struggling medium...
  37. Torre82

    Coronavirus

    But did you really need it? Did you? Dont be so selfish. Pfft, eating when you are hungry. Savages. Real men dont eat. At all. Ever. lololol true fact.
  38. Torre82

    Coronavirus

    Its very important to jihad wisely. Although, I mean.. if you are going to jihad, what is the prime time for that? Sheik Rattlenroll, what are your thoughts on the matter?
  39. Torre82

    Women who make you say "Got DAMN, THAT is a woman!!!"

    Different sluts for different horny stable geniuses, sir. ;) The rest of the topic is unappealing to me. I like my fuckmeat a little different. Well, a lot different. lol
  40. Torre82

    Women who make you say "Got DAMN, THAT is a woman!!!"

    GOTDAMMIT GRRL https://www.*******.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph574577e09797ahttps://www.*******.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph574577e09797a
  41. Torre82

    Info on Kurt Cobain/Nirvana

    Has anyone seen Courtney, lately? The 'plastic work' she had done about a decade ago is .. somewhat intact. The last time I paid her any attention is when she sat next to a comedy G_d. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=001bwvuSYyA&list=PLG8axboQI8DVETbKJP4ui6ToGdDStXEKo&index=16 2013 btw. Grohl...
  42. Torre82

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Invictus, 2009. That matt damon Nelson Mandela flick. Not bad.
  43. Torre82

    Is It OK To Ask A Prostitute For A Senior Discount If You Know She's Over 65?

    These are all valid points. I am hard pressed to answer, either way. I think perhaps you should pay full price once. Depending on how the service is, perhaps ask for a discount the NEXT time.. or give a tip the prior time.. depending on the outcum. I dunno, man.
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    Coronavirus

    I think, generally.. that its still kind of an explosive, depressing situation. They arent exactly SCARED, it seems. Not of the whole death or 'just a virus so bad that you'll never feel 100% again' things, no.. But in a widespread, will-I-really-miss-work-for-weeks, will society still function...
  45. Torre82

    Coronavirus

    Mmm, hungry monkey riots. Sounds like an early 2000s punk rock band.
  46. Torre82

    To The Fox News New Pakistani: I'd Sure Like To Pack Your Fanny!

    I've been seeing her for years. Our fox news anchors and journalists are a little 'browner' than the usual blue eyed blondes, here in the midwest. ;) They call this the crossroads of America for a reason.
  47. Torre82

    Coronavirus

    Just some guy doing an act of rebellion. Dont let it get to you. People do stupid **** all the time. But recording it is just a bit too .. whats that old thing they used to give out.. Darwin awards, I believe. For those that are doing more than the usual to exit from this mortal coil. :)
  48. Torre82

    Coronavirus

    As a preventative measure to you fellow cockbags (I love you guys, tho. Dont take it the wrong way, cockbags. lololol) I highly..highly recommend.. .... that you buy a metric fuckton of your favorite foods and goods. Cuz you know that pricepoint is gonna skyrocket. Oh, and I guess wash your...
  49. Torre82

    Nintendo Switch Lite worth getting?

    3ds is dead. Long live the 3ds. Anyone else just kinda keep theirs around? Like when you need 5 minutes of gaming, there it is on the nightstand. No playstation, no xbox, and especially no smartphone. Just that wee 3ds and a few choice games.
  50. Torre82

    Coronavirus

    *pounds down a baby with ******** Eric has it totally *BURP* wrong, lemme tell ya.. Its all about the evil. Actually right now its all about the ibuprofen.
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