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Tony LaRussa's ****** Rescue Foundation. Yeah, the founder's a douchebag, and I think it's tacky to include your name in the title of your charity, but they do a lot for ******* in the Bay Area. Either that, or there's also the GSB Penile Enhancement Surgery Fund... :flaccid: :o

Puck yeah, we do! High five!

Holy ****, I am horny! :drool2:

If I had a girlfriend and she wanted to go see dudes doing the ding-a-ling I'd be thrilled because that would mean that I'd have a girlfriend. :(

Good to know. Thanks for the advice. I'll keep you posted on the results. :thumbsup:

Hey! Petra's not old! Didn't you know that sixty's the new forty?

Isn't that about the same as putting sand in your roommate's bottle of KY? Not that I would ever do anything like that, or anything... :angels:

AHEM! Yes, well, neither of those two Muppets had ANYTHING to do with that move whatsoever. It was Briana's idea, Andrés's approval, and my move that got that thread moved. I just wouldn't want those two to bask in any more undeserved praise than they already do. :tongue:

Four score and seven days ago, this thread was created with the intent of misunderinforming the American voter about the candidates' true stances on the floor of the house. It's all, in fact, a coordinated effort by the bipartisan liberal conservatives to disguise the fact that the house was a...

...or sharks. (On a side note, one time my exgirlfriend freaked out while we were on a camping trip because we heard some critter traipsing near our campsite at night and she thought it had been attracted to the site because Aunt Flo was visiting. She was so scared that a bear would try to snack...

Post count spam. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were having a "state the obvious" contest.

That's what she said.

This thread's making me hungry. :yummie:

Two-legged, or four-legged?

Edvard Grieg - Norwegian Wedding Dances - Ballade in G *****

It's 10 trillion kilometers, or 6 trillion miles, according to Wikipedia.

:surprise: Claire?!? Is that really you?!? :shocked:

:facepalm: A light-year is a unit of distance, not of time.

I just felt the need to scratch my balls. flylicker

:clap: Post of the week right there. :goodpost:

:dito:

This site has lots of helpful tips for starting a career as a cam girl. :hatsoff:

Really? I didn't even take a quiz. I just clicked on the link, and that's what came up. :wtf:

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto :thumbsup:

Would $95,000 dollars suffice?

Is there any way to permanently disable the mobile version of the board on my phone? Every god damned time I close the browser and reopen it I get the substandard mobile version and I have to scroll ALL the way down to click on the full site. Any chance to avoid that?

Were you looking for something in your pocket while you were saying that, or are you just happy to see him back?

Doesn't this thread belong in the Politics section?

I masturbate to my own humor.

flylicker

Death Angel - Where They Lay

I know a guy who's about 6'5", and is down to a sprightly 380 from his portlier 496 2 years ago. He now wears a modest 4XL, down from 7XL. Earlier this year he flew to Florida, and was ecstatic that for the first time in his life he was able to buy just one plane ticket each way. Obviously he's...

Does that mean that it'll get renamed Sisilly? :clown:

I have a Sterling silver Masonic ring. Does that count?

Petra would just call him a Swede.

I'm gonna go see GWAR next week. \../

You wanna stuff Cthulu where?!? Oh, dear... :eek: :uohs: You just want an excuse to put your mouth on a man's testicles.

That's a very monochromatic representation of our world, and, judging by the pictures that my phone opened, a rather grim one. How about Old Faithful erupting? Cascada del Ángel? Lagunas de Agua Azul? Great Barrier Reef? Everest? How about the Golden Gate Bridge? The Acropolis? The Great Wall of...

Los Lobos - El Canelo

Fixed! :D

Kuolema Tekee Taiteilijan Kerran vain haaveeni nähdä sain En pienuutta alla tähtien tuntenut Kerran sain kehtooni kalterit Vankina sieltä kirjettä kirjoitan Luojani, luoksesi anna minun tulla siksi miksi lapseni minua luulee Sinussa maailman kauneus Josta kuolema teki minusta taiteilijan...

Tomorrow I'm tearing down the Giants' championship parade celebration at Civic Center Plaza.

Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson - Night Life

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Nope. I've been trying to find ways to work around the filter, but nothing seems to work. I've tried banning myself, other moderators, and administrators for over a year now, but no luck. I'll figure something out one of these days.

Methinks he's actually a former member who named himself after a certain car company's android in disguise. :tinhat:

Get a room, you two.

Cool story, bro.

Did anyone do so at any point in time? :dunno:

While we're on the topic, has anyone seen BlueBalls lately? :confused: