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I believe the official title that ***** bestowed upon him before he croaked was Brilliant Comrade. It's a lineage thing. Eternal Leader begat Dear Leader, and Dear Leader begat Brilliant Comrade, and Brilliant Comrade will not beget anyone because he's gay.

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'Allo, there! :wave: Where do I sign up to be a contestant?

I wonder how many Chinese teenage girls will be told to buy life-size posters of him to hang on their walls because of this. That's fucking hilarious.

Just for future reference, for board-related issues it's best to pm either Regina or Andrés. They're the ones who deal with the board. Petra and Ronald should only be pm'ed if you have penis pictures to share with someone.

...would you know it? And, if so, would you do something to correct it, or would you carry on? Just wondering. :)

:scream: REVAMP!!! :scream:

Why doesn't someone do this kind of giveaway for my Dolphins? Oh, yeah, because they don't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning the Super Bowl. :(

You mean fox? I don't think he's posted this year.

Well, maybe your shrimp dick is making you feel insecure, but those of us that are packing 15" sure don't feel insecure. Ain't that right, Jesse? :pimpdaddy

Dude, believe me that if I could close all retarded threads I would. However, we have specifically been instructed NOT to close ANY thread with more than 5 replies (*HINT! HINT!*) because it's generating traffic for Freeones.

gunslingingbird? That guy's a real douche.

You know what really sucks? When you have to take a **** really, really badly, but you can't because you're not near a pisser, or whatever, and then, when you finally get to drain your lizard, your prostate cramps. Has that ever happened to you? Doesn't it suck?

1. jdouchepa 2. ass ari Honorable mention: sir_spamalot

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Oh, I hope he does. Then it would be considered flooding and I'd be able to do something about it.

I would never kiss and tell. :angels: Since he's not advertising any site it's not technically considered spamming. For it to be considered flooding he'd have to post like 10 times as many threads as he already does. Believe me, I've made the case before, but I was denied.

Oh, no, don't get me wrong, I have nothing against ********. I've heard they taste like chicken. :yummie:

Believe me, the topic has been brought up before, but since he's not breaking any rules technically we can't do anything about him. I have to fight the urge to delete his latest bullshit thread every time I open Talk and find he posted more useless bullshit. He, along with a few others...

Why not? I'm sure we could find a few ********* volunteers to help us with our research.

So Ronald's a Catholic priest? Sonofabitch, I never knew that! :)

You know, for a new guy you sure make a lot of sense and are remarkably logical in your posts. That puts you head and shoulders above 95% of the other members. :thumbsup:

I think we could argue that inconclusively for hours.

Why does Justin Beaver have a babe page? :wtf: :facepalm:

I third this, but, unfortunately, the new rules say that trolling and antagonizing aren't bannable offenses. As much as I wanna get rid of him, my hands are tied in the matter. Believe me, though, I'm looking for ANY bannable offense from him to can him.

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It was... meh. My *** couldn't cook because of her stroke a few months ago, and I didn't have time to cook anything other than mashed potatoes and cornbread, so we got turkey legs from Tommy's Joynt. My *** invited some friends with their ****, and they proceeded to raise hell the entire night...

:yummie: Deal. I'll let you know when I finally have the cash to go. By the way, is Krombacher Dunkel pretty common in Berlin? I fell in love with it when I tried it in Canadia. :****:

Hey! How was your turkey day?

How about Deutschland? How expensive is it compared to, say, California? Would I be able to afford **** there? I wanna go see Ramms+ein there. :flame: :banger:

Qft

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Whatever the porn script guy's name is. Ah, who am I kidding. I'm just trying to live vicariously through you since I can't change my user title. :(

(Insert post count spam comment here) :chickendance: :chickendance: :chickendance: :chickendance: :chickendance: :chickendance: :chickendance: :chickendance:

Of course I do! I just think it would be a big :thefinger to Mr. Dipshit. ;)

You know what would be awesome? If you changed your user title to "Prodigal Savant". :D

Nor is it possible to have a thread where you don't contribute your negativity. To my own smart ass remark the administrator in question responded herself because she was, in fact, in London last month, as I stated in my earlier post. She had also mentioned somewhere that she would try meeting...

Macho Camacho. Oh, wait... :rolleyes:

Well, since you have none of the above, you'll never find out. That 15 "inches" that you keep talking about isn't really inches. Sorry to break it to you, but metric rulers measure centimeters, not inches. 15 centimeters 6 inches. That's believable. Oh, and before you start spitting off your...

If you sent it back for autographs I'm sure Ronald and Andrés would be more than happy to starch it for you.

ENOUGH ALGODDAMNREADY!!! JESUS FUCKING DOGSHIT!!! You've been posting the same fucking bullshit for 3 fucking days now. Your fucking schtick has grown old. Give it a fucking rest! Try posting something original and actually contributing something positive to the board. For someone who claims to...

Wait, you kissed BlueBalls?!? Please tell me you washed your face afterwards. Dawg knows what you could catch from him. :eeew:

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So did she sodomize him?

I think you have to pm Andrés to get your t-shirt. When I got mine I had to pm Rory (yes, it's been that long).

Petra was there last month, I think. She even sodomized BlueBalls while Vodkazvictim beat off in the corner. Andrés says he has pictures.

This is zdenka you're talking to. This guy has an unhealthy obsession with big dicks. 99% of his posts are either about big dicks, or about his small dick friend's antics and how he's always getting upstaged by guys with dicks big enough to make a donkey blush. :chickendance:

That's failhell you're thinking of. This guy has Assgrabber's syndrome.

I see that one sailed right over you. :facepalm:

Clearly.