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I don't know about being a pron start, but with those qualifications mainstream Hollywood would snatch him up in a heartbeat! Fuck, he could probably write Matt Damon's next movie!

You can get to New York pretty cheap. You have a thumb, don't you?

I'd be ashamed if I haven't made it on anyone's ignore list. :) I only have one regular on ignore. The other 3 on my list are trolls that were here for a few weeks, thoroughly annoyed the **** out of me, and then left or got ******, and now that they're gone there's no reason to take them off.

The point that I'm not sure if you're getting is that salt doesn't have as much to do with diabetes as does everything else. Salt contains sodium, which affects your ***** pressure, which often affects diabetics (most of my ***'s side of the ****** are either diabetics or pre-diabetics, and most...

I see Sonic in that poll, but no Whataburger. What's wrong with this picture? :wtf: :facepalm:

"If God brought me this far, he's not going to leave me now." Pretty fucked up to think that the same just and caring God that's gonna see her through this was the one who put her in this position in the first place, isn't it?

If I were in your situation I would drastically cut back on sugars and increase my fiber intake until the appointment. That way you can be sure of whether it was a false positive or not.

Chuck Norris knocked out a buffalo without even having to punch it. He just stared at it, and it keeled over. :pimpdaddy

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Why don't you try asking her via PM or visitor message instead of cluttering the board with useless threads?

Fact: Chuck Norris would kick both their asses. At the same time. With his hands tied together. :cool:

Lemme put it this way: she's had Charlie Sheen's dick inside her. :eeew:

Oh, dear...

I'm a fucking stagehand.

Where's the choice for Andrés's breath smells like *****'s ass?

I wouldn't fuck that chick with Plasma's dick.

The thing is, when does freedom of speech need to be curtailed? That **** stain that made that movie fully exercised his freedom of speech, and now the Camel Brigade is exercising its freedom of speech, and there are many innocent Americans being attacked and ******. Wouldn't you say that...

She's not. Besides, with so much ink in her she's probably considered a carcinogen. :eeew:

Oh, this'll go over well! :thumbsup:

:wtf: What happened to Hal? :confused:

Uh, no, we don't. :pukey:

Jesus fucking dogshit, and we get accused of being ethnocentric and closed-minded by Europeans?!? :facepalm: By the way, ass ari, you don't need to reply to my comment because I have no intention of checking for a reply. Also, quit attaching images so I don't have to keep coming in here to...

Were they Wing Stop Atomic Wings? Those have a bit of an after burn to them. :flame::booty:

Mr. Marcus

:scream: *****!!! :scream:

My balls itch.

Do you ***** about groins, ¿o quisiste decir inglés, pelmazo de güey? :facepalm:

Fap

:clap: Very well said. This is one of those rare times when I resent the user title's impedance from giving rep. :hatsoff:

Bree Oberlin, or Rachel Olson, or whatever that two-faced chick's name is.

How's the pizza shack? Are you still there, or did you decide to cut it out altogether?

What you need to do is slap her and tell that bitch that you want your money, or she ain't getting no love tonight.

A no name brand in Prague is probably impossible to pronounce. Brtlzen plvdznklod, or something to that effect. ;)

I've heard a theory that people are all born with perfect pitch and they gradually lose it by the time they're 5. That explains the fact that people don't have accents in their ****** tongues, but do in languages learned after age 5.

Don't pretend, you *** of a bitch! Every time I call you it goes straight to voicemail. You even left me waiting in the tub last week! I've tried and tried, but things between us just aren't working out. :******:

I think it's unfair to them that they can't have any privacy at all in their lives without some fucking **** stain lurking behind a tree or in a bush waiting to snap their picture. Leave them the fuck alone! That goes for any ********* that's a target of the paparazzi. If it's some exhibitionist...

DP porn takes up twice as much hard drive space as regular porn. You're welcome.

He's not gay, but his boyfriend is.

Ssshhh!!! You're gonna get zdenka all riled up!

I take it you speak from experience.

How can anyone think in Dutch? Isn't it that language that looks like somebody just slammed their hands down on the keyboard repeatedly? Hraalvhyd breefaaatrc aaalbaatkleilt taliitaa joolleib ndiii maahaa. Isn't that Dutch? :dunno:

Sup.

Well, as someone who is studying to be a bilingual court interpreter, hence I'm perfectly fluent at a college level in the two languages, I can tell you that most people tend to think in their dominant language. Pompous snobbery aside, the other people in the program favor one language or the...

I'll take tres leches, or maybe some carrot cake. How about cheesecake? No, wait! I want some ****** Lode cake from Claim Jumpers! :drool2:

This is a discussion forum, not a personals site. If you want personals try match.com. Thread closed

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In Vancouver I think they stop selling ***** at midnight, but one of the bartenders at a brewery said that they have "after hours"places where they use a loophole in the law that lets restaurants sell ******* to patrons who were there before midnight. I don't know what the laws are in other...

...and to show everyone the size of your penis.

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I did. :cool: