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Where'd you runnoft to? :confused:

What about me? Can I take you to dinner if you win? :iloveyou: :lovecoupl Which ones? The leopard-print ones? :drool2:

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Well, since there's another thread for this year's contest, I don't see the point of keeping this one open. Good luck to this year's contestants! :thumbsup:

Why, that was mighty helpful! You should be a moderator! Oh, wait... :D

Dude, you have WAAAY too much time on your hands. :thumbsup:

Donate it to Goodwill. My *** donates EVERYTHING that she doesn't want anymore to Goodwill. Sometimes I've had to remind her that Goodwill isn't the same thing as the dump. It's ridiculous what she'll try to donate.

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No need to. We already have the inch as a unit of measurement. :flaccid:

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What's Berlin like in May? Ramms+ein announced yesterday that they're playing 2 nights in Berlin, and I thought, "Hmmm... Maybe..." Is it a good time of year to go? :)

Yeah, because if you took your clothes off she would only giggle, right? :flaccid:

I can't. If a thread has more than 5 replies we're not allowed to close it without expressed administrative approval.

Maybe they have access to the interwebz in the CCU that he's in. :dunno:

Don't worry. I'll keep you posted. ;)

:suspicious:Let's see... Hmmm... :troll2:

You expect to get all that?!? With $65 grand?!? :rofl2: :1orglaugh :laugh: :rofl:

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That's not an aquarium. The hotel is built underwater in the gulf. The thrill of the hotel, and the reason why it's so expensive, is so rich ****** fuckers can brag about ******** with the fishes. On the other hand, I know a guy in Oakland who will charge me about a grand to have them do that...

Three words: :wtf:

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House

You can't blame Freeones. You were like that when you got here. :tongue:

Why, that's mighty nice of you. 'ppreciate that. :) By the way, you have ass marks on your lips. :booty:

Oh, boy, that's a can of worms you don't wanna open.

We'll be sure to notify the police if we haven't heard back from you by this time tomorrow.

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Holy ****, I am fondling myself at the thought of your cupcakes! :drool2:

Yeah, me too. :eek:

Do we only get one guess? I pick 880.

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My balls itch.

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You're thinking of Ulysses31, and I'm pretty sure you helped drive him away with your relentless trolling. I could be wrong, and maybe he got hit by a bus. flylicker He's a sheriff's deputy in Texas, and he started a band, which we had at the Fillmore last year.

Which one would that be? Care to enlighten us?

I still say you should let your real hair color grow out, but you with red hair?!? :drool1: :banana:

Lincoln

No. ...yes :(

For the past 4 or 5 years I've helped put on the entertainment at the Toys for Twats, er, I mean Toys for Tots event in San Jose. Also, my Masonic lodge participates in the Marines' Christmas toy drive. Add to that the several strip clubs that I patronize that offer free admission when you bring...

^ Troll trolling troll's thread. Awesome! :)

Are you offering to let him costar in one of your movies? :ohsnap:

That's a feat in and of itself! :ohsnap:

Never heard of it. Am I missing anything?

He was probably adjusting his set the whole time. :banana:

I fucking **** Christmas music. For 2½ months we're subjected to the same 20 songs over, and over, and over, and over again. The one I loathe above all others is the one about the most wonderful time of the year. It makes me wanna set kittens on fire. On the other hand, Christmas is a good...

Your best bet on Freeones might be papagmp. He's the owner/producer/director/stunt-cock/creepy-old-guy-that-fucks-teenage-girls of the company. He says he usually just deletes the 81379 daily requests that he gets from guys that claim they think they have what it takes to do porn, but you might...

Is that Andrés interviewing them? I thought he was, like, Norwegian, or something. The guy in the video sounds Canidiot. :confused:

I blame Obama for this. :stir:

We already did. Apparently he's outgrown it.

In my 12th grade history class we had the ones for socialism, communism, fascism, Nazism, and capitalism on the wall. This list somehow seems more complete.