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  1. Smittmaestro

    Which female performers have the best tattoos?

    Janine Lindemulder hands down! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...getting in early on Christmas with his avy! -cs™
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    Tarantino wants Tera Patrick for cult remake...

    There was a porn version of FPKK titled Faster Pussycat Fuck Fuck. -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    You know why he boasted about it! That will bite you in the ass every time! -cs™ Uh oh...>_>
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Well he's still pre-op! He has the implants and he's on estrogen so all that's needed is to slice off the wimjinger and he'll be all mine! :D :lol: -cs™
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    Little things that really **** you off

    People who don't know that the phrase is "couldn't care less" NOT could! To say could care less means that you or they are capable of caring less couldn't care less means exactly that you don't give a **** for who or what! Got it?! Oh how about when you right in the middle of something online...
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    Soap Opera Babes you thought were really hot

    Oh my God how could I forget Morgan Fairchild! Loved her and still do! http://www.celebsinc.com/pictures/MorganFairchild/html/Morgan-Fairchild-01.htm -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...as is he! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Look my little man/woman shows up! What's up cupcake? -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    ^Maybe, maybe not. -cs™
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    12 times Before dying permanently. -cs™

    12 times Before dying permanently. -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    LOL! BOOM! Bow to the might of Smitty! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I'll have at least 3! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Yep. Lord knows how many posts I'll have racked up if the post count wasn't disabled! :eek: -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    On average three years, some stay a while leave for a while then come back. Very few from the beginnings are still here apart from FreeOnes himself. But again he runs the entire site so he ain't going anywhere. I stayed for so long mainly because I really don't get personally involved. Many...
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Well she's not the first and she won't be the last to do that. Best of luck to her either way she goes. :) -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    ****** or has she decided to check out of the Hotel FreeOnes? -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    My work here is done.. -cs™
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    Soap Opera Babes you thought were really hot

    Okay click the orange box with the check mark and the x in it. Click that and a box will pop up saying What did you think of Smitty's post? Below there is two circles marked o I approve and o I disapprove and below that is a box to type a message etc. Then below that is a buttion saying Add to...
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    Random Statement Thread II

    In the year 2117 An 8 year old gay boy named Shannon found a magic lamp He was granted three wishes His first wish, a fur lined jacket Second, a flying car And the third, a planet full of unicorns! This is their story... *Sings* A gay boy wished for a planet full of unicorns Planet Unicorn...
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    Random Statement Thread II

    Fucking tree fell and knocked out the power to about 3 towns! I see nothing happened in my absence. Don't know whether to be chuffed to bits or pissed off! -cs™
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    Soap Opera Babes you thought were really hot

    Lee Ann as Lee Ann DeMerest? If that's who you mean, she was played by future Baywatch beauty Yasmine Bleeth. Billie as in Billie Reed was played by a host of actresses. Played by: Lisa Rinna Heather Lauren Olsen Krista Allen Julie Pinson currently. -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...needs some aspirin for his neck aches! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...a Monique-aphile Follow through my man! Don't let me down! -cs™
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    Boxflex Fitness Blond - Hot or Not?

    Gimme a lady that's in shape! So she gets the HOT vote from me! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    ...must edit! -cs™
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    The Member Above Me....

    m12...is the board's foremost Monique fan! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    The Grim Reaper's decked out in a hoodie! -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    Careful maleman talk like that will get your arm ripped off. -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    Just call me Victor! -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    No, it's a double order of me winning this ****** fucker once again! HOO-RA!!!!! -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    "I fleeewwww through the wild and fire and died a thousand times!" -cs™
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    Write A Six Word Statement Game

    Happy fourth all even the Brits! -cs™
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    game: who would you fuck?

    CA! Sally Impossible? or Dr. Girlfriend -cs™
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    game: who would you fuck?

    Sylvia Plath (well played move out of left field) Stephanie Courtney (Progressive Insurance ads)" or Liz Beckham (Vonage ads)?
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    *holds hands over ears* I can't hear you lalalalalalalalalala I win I win I win I win lalalalalalalalala! -cs™
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    What are you eating right now?

    Okay Jared. ;):D -cs™
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    The last person to post here WINS!

    Says you! -cs™
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    Ask the person below you a question

    No, dating is a microbial minefield as is dating pornstars increases the hazards ten fold! Would you date an ex-con? -cs™
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    Ask the person below you a question

    I do not. I might munch on a fish stick once in a blue moon, but not a lover of the food from the sea. It might be because I went fishing with my uncle when I was 4 and I saw him gutting and cleaning them. Then "pish" as I called it was no longer appetizing for myself. Have any pets? -cs™
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    What are you eating right now?

    Roast beef sandwich not that thin sliced **** you buy at 7/11 no sir. Big juicy piece of roast beef, one inch thick nice and pink in the middle on bread with a bit of mayo. Scrumptious! -cs™
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    Ask the person below you a question

    Ah my question. What is your perfect meal? -cs™
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    Ask the person below you a question

    Oh the custom text! Yes that's controlled by those that run the board. It changes when you make more posts. Hmm favorite actor, Spencer Tracy. -cs™
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    Soap Opera Babes you thought were really hot

    Eva LaRue! I fromgot her too! Is she still in CSI:MIami? Oh and Passions is still on but you need DirecTV to see it! -cs™
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    Ok so who is your least liked Male pornstar?

    Max Hardcore definitely! The MILF Hunter guy, sorry I don't want to watch porno with a dude that looks like Morgan Spurlock! -cs™
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    Soap Opera Babes you thought were really hot

    Emma Samms -cs™
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    Ask the person below you a question

    Model Bianca Beauchamp, that was made and given to me by a member named HeartBroker who alas is no longer posting here. I'm a little confused by your second query? -cs™
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    Random Statement Thread II

    I'll bring the baby oil! -cs™
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    Ask the person below you a question

    Italian, I like Thai food a little but nothing beats some good ol pasta with some sauce! Love it! What is your favorite song? -cs™
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    Favorite type of porn?

    You serious? Okay a little linkage for your perusal. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creampie_(sexual_act) I'm pretty standard. Straight blowjobs but not facials three/foursome mainly g or g/g/b Squirt lesbian ******* Girls in shoes and/or socks Ladies with ink But not cruelty, getting a...
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