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Soylent Green?

Would certainly make the dentist's job more interesting..

Re: Thank you Tunsty and RKO! Thank you Tunsty and RKO! Sorry.. I can ONLY accept person to person thank you's :wave2:;)

I can't believe that you went for poll instead of poll.. It's crazy.. poll is sooo much better than poll. poll, poll and poll shouldn't even be in the list.. GO POLL!

In 2050 your lover may be a robot Yup, I've had GFs like that before..

nice... unless your a debt collector.

I've said before and I'll say it again.. it's a load of bollocks. If I'm wrong, may I die in some massive, horrible disaster, on the said date. :2 cents:

No need to e-mail, you're number is on numerous train/bus/subway station toilet walls anyway.. I'm saving up my points for a OCSM.. I think it's around 560'000'000 points. Hopefully if/when I get enough points, I hope there'll still be enough mental cogniscance to remember what I was going...

Boring?! All she has to do is strip off and show her tits.. not give us witty after dinner annecdotes and stories.

It's a small, sparsely furnished office, on the second floor of a 70's built office block, situated in one corner of a rubbish strewn waste-ground (complete with various rubble piles and burned out and rusting cars) It has dead/dying rubber plants dotted around (no doubt, they have been watered...

'59 Corvette

Wayne fucking Rooney's fucking wedding, to fucking golddigger Coleen fucking McLoughlin. :mad:

For a million dollars... would you click here?

Yup.. they bought another Hamster.

I'm not going to take part in this poll...it would be morally and ethically wrong of me to pick one poll over another. To have people pick one poll, at the expense of another, is just shameful. It just goes to show how low this board has sunk. :2 cents: ALL POLLS ARE CREATED EQUAL AND SHOULD...

Maybe the fatman could be persuaded to sacrifice himself... or get a kick in the bollocks?

I'd whip out my mobile, take a video clip and get it onto youtube as soon as possible.

Don't Get Mad.... Get Posting!

oops, only just noticed that I didn't post the link.. I'm surprised that the many, many, MANY, readers of this thread didn't alert me.:*****:

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I have to say, the opening pre-credit sequence from Casino Royale, was a good one.. Probably the best opening Bond sequence I've seen.

Oh.. what the he11

W8 a minute.. didn't I try this with my 'numbers-up' thread?

Anything by blues guitarist, Robert Cray (I particularly recommend 'Strong Persuader'} Teardrop Explodes - Kilimanjaro The The - Soul Mining

I'm glad you did, because I'm about to count up the points and tell you who won this game..

Of course, it was easy to steal... it is a LIGHT house :D

Looks like your bowl of corn-flakes is safe...

..and a partridge in a pear tree. :D

I thought he would have used his American Express card.

It's not everyone, that can write something like that in their diary..

The O.J. Simpson entry is a hoot... quotes "Simpson was born in San Francisco where he grew up with his two sisters, Shirley Simpson-Baker and Carmelita Simpson-Durio, and *******, Melvin Leon "Truman" Simpson. He did not ****** them." In 1969, Simpson was drafted first overall by the...

"At the first beep, it will be DVC Precisely BEEP...BEEP...BEEP :thumbsup:

It might be your ISP. Do you have the same ISP as your friend? If not, then it could be your ISP is blocking certain sites. I'm with Tiscali and they have a habit of blocking some sites... try going through a proxy server, if you still can't get through, then it may be down to your PC, but...

Well, I don't have any four-legged pets, but I do have tropical fish. Their names are : tropical Fish #1, tropical Fish #2, tropical Fish #3, tropical Fish #4, tropical Fish #5, tropical Fish #6, tropical Fish #7, tropical Fish #8.... and Rupert.

What's a TV? :dunno: BTW: I've heard great things about that 'Betamax'.. It will surely be THE recording format of the future..:D

I CAN see you...My telescope is VERY powerful. (But please, for God's sake, put some clothes on!)

Re: Hello from yurizan. Your No1 fan would like to say hello.. but we don't know where he is, so I'll say hello instead. As you can see I went to the trouble of starting a thread about you. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=41798 Hmmm... you could try some seedy bars, Gay-Fetish...

D-Day tank dug up in France http://news.sky.com/skynews/picture_gallery/0,,70141-1318260,00.html

'Fireworks' - Pele (NO...not the footballer!) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fireworks_(Pele_album) Pele, were a band from Liverpool who split up in 1996, nevertheless, this is a great album, full of great tunes and quirky/funny lyrics.

PHWOAARRR!

I think it's time you took them off..you've surely outgrown them. ;)

I think he's going to be included in the upcoming 'Twatipedia'

More dicks than you can imagine.. http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Main_Page

Chinese man sticks 2008 needles in his head, to celebrate the Olympics. With Pic! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2068311/Chinese-man-sticks-2008-needles-in-his-head-to-mark-Beijing-Olympic-Games.html He's entered for the 100m hospital ***** transfusion sprint. Pole...

'2 guys, one bowl, cornflakes and the president's breakfast bar'

The 4x100m Relay

Man injures arse whilst Mooning: http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/M/MOONING_MISHAP?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2008-06-03-09-39-41 Bad News: Woman mugs old man Good News: She is caught and wrestled to the ground by another 71yr old man.... In a wheelchair...

Internet Explorer Open IE -> Tools -> Internet Options -> Advanced Scroll down to 'Multimedia' and see if there is a tick in the box beside 'Show Pictures'. If not, then click on the box to make the tick appear. Outlook Express Tools -> Options -> Security See if there is a tick in the...

Dude...not on THIS board. :hatsoff: