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I may have inadvertendly started this thread, but.. WTF is it all about !? :dunno:

Yeah, mine too.... with one or two(dozen) exceptions.

Yeah, I know... I've seen the pic of your socks.

I'm even getting 'Server is Busy' when trying to give rep...:mad: I think I'm going to weep uncontrollably... :weeping:

I love good, thoughful, melodic, meaningful pop-music.... So I guess the answer is a resounding No.

Man has sex with 1000 cars.. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-/'having-sex/'-with-1,000-cars.html Remember the old saying "If it has tits or wheels, it WILL give you trouble"? I don't whether this guy is any better off shagging a bird or a Thunderbird...

Do you have the matching gloves and hat?

Oooh, Oooh.. SOCKS! Am I disqualified because I started the thread... I soooo need new socks.

Also, can we stop people posting polls about how crazy other threads are... it's just crazy to point out how crazy other threads are, even if they are crazy and more so, to state the obvious craziness of them. It just takes up more space on the server, which is crazy and causes everyone to act...

I can't stand Dame Edna Everage... I'd stil give her one, though. :helpme:

I wouldn't get too excited just yet...

Fucking amateur.. Doesn't he realise that for the sake of a few dollars-worth of rope, he could strap himself to the next shuttle and get a freebie ride?

My story is.. 'It was the damn board-software' and I'm sticking with it.

What?!... That wasn't even an option!... Only You...:rolleyes:

------ Another Crazy-Thread Poll ------- 1. Jesting 2. "Bump" has never been questioned 3. Posting messages proposal 4. I've just found 5. hamtramk" with a "p" or (?) 6. Thinking of Leaving

FFS - Will someone Fix the software to stop polls being posted to the board BEFORE I've fucking finished the options!!:mad: PS - Will a moderator please delete this nonsense - ta

Nothing I like more, than a post that's been through several translations, before being posted.. If it hasn't been through several translations, then you have problems which can only be helped by a qualified professional (of whatever)

Not much.. You get more tittage(made-up word), in the french vineyard segment.

1.24PM I'm experiencing some rumblings at the moment, that can mean only one thing... THE 9.15 FROM TURDINGTON IS LATE!!

Which is probably what your GF was thinking..

I love ironic threads, particularly about polls... Ironically, I'm not going to entertain voting in this one ;)

There are some members that I've found to be confusing.. For instance, 0209510 with 12061990. I suppose it's an easy mistake to make, with them both having '2', '9' & '0' in them, however, it's no excuse when you consider that 0209510 is 11852480 less than 12061990.. surely any idiot would...

Well, you shouldn't have been reading texts on your GFs phone to start with... Ignorance is Bliss... lalalalalalaaa.. lalalalaalalalalaaa

Yup.. it's that time of the year. "It's the end of the world as we know it..." - REM

...And DVC gets 'Nul Points' for this thread.;)

I like it.. but the redux version does drag on a bit.

I don't see the point of closing members accounts because they're not active. If they're not on the board, then they're not using precious bandwith... it won't make any difference.

and I'll bet they smell of roses.. :lovecoupl I have days when I let rip quite regularly and some days when I don't... but I'm not blowing my own trumpet about it. Curiously, I tend to rip more before I'm due for a crap... I guess it's like when a train is approaching the station, it will...

Give it a try. You may end up being ejaculated from the shop, though..

Psychopath - Another name for Crazy-Paving Shiny - Middle, jointed part of your leg that doesn't like to be seen out. Dentist - Someone who goes around kicking car doors in. Concrete - Deceptive island, that always gives you a bad deal. Timbuktoo - Some guy called Timothy, who shags two women at...

Stops bottom burps?

It's a bird... it's a plane... no, It's a Helicockter! funniest video you'll see in the next five minutes.. http://www.sharenator.com/Flying_penis/

Dead woman's remains, found in front of TV after 42 years. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2854938.html?menu=news.quirkies The Bum-Bra http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2853490.html?menu=news.quirkies It's not all it's cracked up to be

************ Crimewatch UK ************* Police step in to prevent mass pillow fight- http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/05/19/leeds_pillow_fight/ ..then it's time to sort out the villainous custard pie-throwers- http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/05/19/leeds_pillow_fight/ Looks like I'll...

and you're cats are thinking 'come on.. feed us!'

I've put in a good word for you, with St Peter, c/o The Pearly Gates. :angels:

You just did... and if you say 'pour some sugar on me', I'll be only too willing to oblige. :bowdown:

Yeah.. 23st, 5ft 2in, chews tobacco and has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.. she still does a great job despite it all. :thumbsup:

Was and possibly still is, the best selling 12" single of all time, in the UK. I bought it from WHSmith (I had to order it specially). It came in a black sleeve, mocked-up like one of the old floppy disc - some examples here...

I don't usually start 'thinking' until lunchtime.

My very first record was 'Madness - Our House' I loved the 80's and still do. :nanner:

A few more that you should be aware of: Antiant - Someone who doesn't like ants. Antiaunt - Someone who dislikes their auntie. Antianti - Someone who hates using 'anti' in front of any word. Antiante - Someone who doesn't like to challenge a decision. Antiantelope - Someone who hates, well...

... If you happen to like spring-water. ...Some wallpaper, it'll be the highpoint of the party. I'll put on a comedy act. It will be an environmentally green routine.. all my jokes are recycled.

And here we see Boldy getting the temporary server ready for action... (Boldy's true identity has been masked.. to avoid reprisals, when the temp server fails to work)

Re: Erica Campbell / Erica Rose Campbell So, if it's right that she is turning her back on the porn business.. will she be giving her fortune away to charitable causes? Surely it would be the 'right thing' to do?.. I'm sure she can find 'inner peace' without riches or rewards. I recommend a...

Hey, don't knock him.. he might just be right;)

**** to be vulgar.. but, was it a good, solid looking log, he laid, or did he have the runs? (I'm assuming you got a decent look...it's just so I can make a note in my 'Big-Book Of Turds') Also.. just what the fuck did he wipe with, when he was finished? Did he have some bog-roll.. or did...

Re: Erica Campbell / Erica Rose Campbell Having read the page on her old site, it's sounds VERY hocus.. Too much mentioning of 'God' and 'Helping the other poor girls'. I don't claim to know Erica, but it just sounds, well 'preachy' and somewhat false. I don't know if Erica is particularly...