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Whenever I hear a Brummie accent, I think of two things.. 'Barry' from Auf Wiedersehen Pet and 'Cup-a-Soup' (you can thank Vic Reeves and his send up of Brummie band 'Slade', for that..)

Bad: Plane crashes Good: Lifeboat and Helicopter race to the scene WTF?: False alarm... it was two inflatable penguins! http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2939715.html?menu=news.quirkies

I've taken a liking to lounge/jazz music, as of late. I'm not into the upbeat dance stuff, but there is a lot of 'laid back' music out there. Just perfect for long, lazy summer evenings. ^ What he said.

I really, REALLY, didn't need to know that.. "Youuuuuu...make lovin' fun.."

http://www.sublime-boobs.com/fhg/18_SublimeBoobs/sb_pix01/aksana01/1733193-1,,,,/ http://www.sublime-boobs.com/fhg/18_SublimeBoobs/sb_pix01/aksana15/1733193-1,,,,/ http://www.mybigtitsbabes.com/big-natural-boobs-aksana-1/ http://www.sublime-boobs.com/index1.html (scroll down halfway) more...

No More Heroes - The Stranglers Erica Campbell :nanner:

The Final Countdown - Europe (what else could I have put..? :1orglaugh) Elton John

Yeah, maybe it could be like an advent calendar... each day you open a flap to reveal a new babe.

*A deck of cards - with the Freeones logo on the back and some of the Freeones girls on the front. (52 good reasons to buy a deck.. :banana: ) * A Keyring - preferably made from some kind of metal, rather than the crappy clear plastic ones that have a rubbish pic inside them and get scuffed...

Is she still active? I haven't seen any new sets for ages.

Where Are You Baby? - Betty Boo Clint Eastwood

Nah... that was just handbags at dawn.

Well, I'm off on my Summer tour '08. I'll be back around the 23rd - see my sig for further details.

Time to bring this Crap-fest to an end.. The answers: 1] Your legs cannot 'have' donkeys... they're just limbs! ;) 2] A Biro?.. in the middle ages!?.. I reckon he used a quill, or more likely a black crow's feather (Excrowlibur)... and he had 241 confirmed ***** with it. 3] I don't know...

Itchy ass...? Sand in the vaseline again? :D BTW: just for the record, I think you're all great.. ...big bas***** :1orglaugh

Okaaay.. I was tempted to defend the British sense of honour, by giving rational and serious answers to those questions... but I can't be arsed. So Why do British people have bad teeth? - Because we eat rocks for breakfast, gravel for lunch and breeze blocks for supper... and we **** bricks...

No thanks... I'll stick with the Readers Digest draw.

I think the head-scratching is just down to nits.

Yeah, I remember watching a program about that ( possibly 'Horizon')..

I think you talking about the 'Plummy', 'Queen's English', that generally denotes the middle/upper classes of the UK.. Mind you, it means endless work as bad-guys, for many of our actors, in the movies. Actually, most Englishmen talk like Dick van Dyke did in 'Mary Poppins'.. 'Clean yer...

I think you missed the subtlety/thingy of my gag...

I think he's boring...:2 cents:

I like to post one of these quizzes, every so often... partly through boredom and partly through the use of my keyboard. 1: How many legs have Donkeys? (Hint: the answer is not '4') 2: 'The Pen is Mightier than the *****', they say. So what colour biro did King Arthur like to use in battle...

'Lorry' ..articulated.. because it bends in the middle, especially when it 'jacknives' and hits the 'central reservation' and causes a ****** long tailback. Anyway, all this Brit-Bashing, well.. it's just not Cricket.

You should listen to 'Chas & Dave' sometime..

How many decades?. I'm thinking of a 1986 film that might fit the bill...

**** Bill?

Hotrod11inches...

Reminds me of a classic line from Police Squad: "Victim was married, one *****.... that didn't work out, so he married an adult":1orglaugh

www. whatever.next http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91221-1320126,00.html

Okay, maybe not, but I came across this article, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7468966.stm?hadron - on the Large Hadron Collider and the concerns being put forward by some people, that it may be dangerous. What really caught my eye was the 'Unforseen Consequences' mentioned a few lines...

Oh maaaan... I was getting that film confused with The Christopher Walken 'Communion' film DOH!

Granted The VD doctor will be happy to inspect your 'little chap' tomorrow. I wish I had the life of a handsome playboy..

Just some interesting/useful information I came across.. http://greenopolis.com/myopolis/blogs/recyclemania/things-you-should-never-buy

You don't happen to go by the name Amanda Hugginkiss do you?.. :D

Man sells house, car, jetski, belongings... job, mates.. http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-1319754,00.html Dog uses trampoline to escape from garden.. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2897802.html?menu=news.quirkies Doggone! Village elects dead Mayor...

No#1 - For making sweat-stained string vests cool again..

Communion?

Stand Back Peeps, I'll deal with this nonsense...

Curiosly, that's the exact number, in sequence, that I started and finished with..

I'd just like to say WELCOME.. to anyone who accidently stumbled onto this shambolic mess of a profile. As you can see, it is a work in progress and should be finished sometime around Mid 2015.

Looking forward to the 'How many friends on your profile' thread, in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

http://www.oddee.com/item_96448.aspx I particularly love the 'football signed by Pele... or Peter' ad. :1orglaugh

Anything by The Cocteau Twins I've heard that singer Elizabeth Fraser, actually talks like that in conversation.

:hatsoff:

I pick - 'Drowning in a sea of pussy'

Maybe so, but such offhand posts can often be taken the wrong way. If it doubt.. don't post. :hatsoff:

I concur. At least SBTNW's poll's are valid, reasonable and sensible... unlike some of the nonsense that gets posted (yup, even I'm guilty of that) What's the real argument here, quantity?, quality?.. or are there some personal 'issues' being aired here? :2 cents: