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Just a wee request, from me. Does anyone know a site/map that shows the position of every WW2 battleship that was sunk? (& possibly pre/post WW2 ships as well). Wiki has this map: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sunken_battleships But I was hoping for something that had the ship-names on...

We'll get right on it, Chief..

Okay.. It's working, just takes a while to load. On a slightly different subject. There is a link to the CERN Hadron Collider, on that site.. http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2008/03/time-machine-worlds-biggest-particle.html It's an amazing 'piece of kit' to look at. *Check out the hot...

..and old deserted buildings.

Is that link still active?.. I'm not getting anything.

Rather bizarrely, I like pics of old and rusting machinery.

She's called Christina http://www.latinpussyblog.net/2007/12/24/blonde-latin-bombshell-poses-in-black-panties/

I find it interesting.

University Challenge.. I should have know. But like you say, I'm too smart to have seen it. Here another Ailment: I can't stop talking.. I keep repeating the same things over and over - 24hrs a day, 7 days a week. People keep calling me on the phone. I'm never late.,..EVER.

Top Gear? London's Burning? um.. Newsnight.

It was a ****-take from the first... I put the links there to give the [false] impression that it was serious.. Of course, in retrospect, I should have just done 'A Rhino' and posted nothing. BTW: To whom it concerns... I really don't give a Rats-Ass who thinks what, about me, my threads...

Any supermodel, would be fine.. None of them eat very much, so it'll be a cheap date. 'Ah, waiter... Steak and Chips and a Chocolate sundae for me.. and a stick of lettuce for the lady... Don't worry, she'll be getting a large portion of pork, later.'

S'cuse me for having a sense of humour..:dunno: BTW: Which pornstar has the biggest pair of.....

I'm just putting the finishing touches to my 'Moments after the Big-Bang and start of the universe as we know it' Music thread. First entry: Artist Unknown - 'Background Radiation noise in E-*****' (extended version)

Don't be too hard on yourself... That's why the rest of us are here.. Of course, you should always think twice before anything funny.. I do.. but I go ahead and post it anyway.

Because, anyone who has been in a crash, will tell you just HOW funny they can be...

2nd is No-where!.. So why not visit No-where.com today! (*please note, it DOESN'T exist!... But there is a nowhere.de and what a fascinating pile of crap it is..)

tunsty = 'Young, White and Gifted' er, I mean: tunsty = Not so young, Pale white and a useless C***

Well, you'll just have to start a 1600-1700's music thread.. (ooh, BNF will be sooo pleased when he comes back and sees all these wonderful music threads clogging up the board)

Well done...that was the correct answer.

Faith, don't you think there was a hint of offside about that second goal? [waits for answer]

I think you'd be doing your cat a big favour... It would be difficult for it to buy the mice for itself, those cat paws just aren't made for loose change, are they?..

Is this a pop-up book?.. You know how much I like pop-up books.. I'm just finishing the pop-up version of 'The Little Shop of Horrors'.. great book, but the paper cuts are fucking terrible.

Waaaait a minute... BNF's 'holiday' seems to have coincided with the server problems on the board. I'll bet BNF has buggered off with the____ [insert the part] from the server and has therefore rendered it slow and troublesome. So, full service will be resumed when BNF gets back..(along with...

When I heard that there was a bandwagon to be joined, I immediately contacted the 'Dave Rhino Travel Co' and got myself a ticket.. Beethoven Symphony No. 5 - Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhcR1ZS2hVo Moonlight Sonata http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-sgp4Bj2lQ&feature=related

I had this awful vision of something like the last few scenes of Jaws... You know... the bit where Robert shaw is slowly swallowed by a giant rubber shark. BTW: With no 'Super-Mod' around, does this mean that all the other Mods are running around like headless chickens?.. I'm just asking...

Oh, I don't know... I think the debut single from Status Quo came out around then. I think the Freeones server was purchased around that time, as well..

The Cream of The The The The - Sweet bird of truth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8utsi-DkCY Uncertain Smile http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz50N2_tCCg&feature=related Not a proper video as such, although there are live versions on youtube. Check out the 3 min+ piano solo at the end of the...

I hope that you mistook the 'finger' smilie for the 'thumbs up' one.. My PM should clear the matter up.:hatsoff:

I just had a thought... but I'm all better now.

It's more than annoying.. It's ever-so slightly more then annoying.

Could someone please post a 'What happened to BNF?' thread I would do it myself, but I don't want to seem like an annoying twat, who asks questions about board matters which have fuck-all to do with me, but I thought I'd post anyway, in the hope that some wild speculation might provide an...

Never seen it..

Commadus wasn't too pleased to hear about the performance of the Freeones server...

and your guess is...?

From the album 'Diesel & Dust'.. Which is pretty good. By far, my favourite Bowie song: Let's Dance

Yes, the 'Fun' game that's all about sickness... :dunno: I't's plagia...I mean derived from a game regularly featured on BBC radio 4's 'I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Clue' show. The poster gives symptoms of a malady/phobia and everyone else has to guess what it is.. Now, I know what you're...

mmm..It's hard. But enough about my predicament, onto the quiz... mmmm, it's hard too.

Heh... I knew there'd be a 'Sarsaparilla' in it somewhere.;)

Hot tailpipe is the least of your worries. It's the 'Sooty Foreskin' that is the problem..

Re: Ummm, this isn't about bandwidth ... umm.. [insert 'above my head' smiley here]

I'm guessing that it's probably from a movie soundtrack.. which one, I don't know. Someone in the you-tube replies, suggests 'Armageddon' and 'The Rock' You could start there..

THIS.. I understand. The rest..:dunno: Maybe I just need more ****.

Do numbers count as part of the 327? If so, did posting 327 take you over the 327 threshold? Why do I even care? Where did I leave my car keys?

I'm sure you've posted that exact comment, somewhere else...;)

Before You Post A Thread.. Be sure to make a packed lunch, a flask of strong coffee and have a comfy ******** bag handy.. 'cos this server is still ****-slow. BTW: It might also be worthwhile writing up your last Will and Testament.. Should you expire before you get to post. :angels:

Did he happen to catch the balloon going up without him, on camera? If so, he could get £250 by sending the tape in to 'You've been framed' I'm sure you'll agree, it's some small, but worthy compensation.

True Toughness.. Ellen MacArthur ...and she's a Dame

Blast from the past... five year old thread :dunno:

Depends... on whether I can be arsed. In any case, my posts are uniquely absurd, so there's little chance of them being the same as previous ones.