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No. Why. You got something? What do you have? Come on...share!

9D05ej8u-gU But, it does not stop there for me. When I die, my atoms will once again begin their journey to everywhere. Some of them will be released as gases - a few even being light enough to escape our atmosphere and float into the nothingness of space. Others, meanwhile, will be broken down...

Live and let live, eh? Short term memory loss? You see, you have an opinion. Fair enough. However, you have to be a total cunt about your opinion. You attempt to shove it down the throats of others and justify it with some of the most fucked up logic this board has seen. I have said it...

By locking the doors.

Religion is good for adults who still believe in fairy tales, as well as grown ups with no self control, needing something to tell them what to do and how to think.

Sam would love seamen.

Two Time Runner-Up Dog, mister!

I was very young when Fisk hit his foul-pole hugging homer that beat the Reds in game six in 1975. I clearly remember Pete Rose hitting number 4192. I clearly remember the Reds's World Series win in 1990. Buckner letting a ground ball go between his legs. Gibson limping around the bases. Kirby...

...and what if it were Joe Mauer?

I so do not want to see Joey Votto eating my nuts. Oh, OK. Yeah I do.

Or, 5.43 hours, to be a little bit more exact.

It would either be the moan of a woman achieving orgasm, or the moan of a zombie who has gone for years without the taste of juicy, juicy brains.

This is absolutely nothing more than the promotion of fear, another one of this country's largest problems. Want to know what the problem is? You. I walk every day through a predominately black neighborhood. Some would call it a slum. Know what? I feel safer going through there than I do going...

This just in: Guns don't **** people, ignorant, immature, uneducated little cunts who **** anyone not like them, will draw at the sound of a pop-up sprinkler and are too big of fucking pussies to take on their problems with their minds or fists **** people.

More than a dollar an inch? Yeah. Right. If I am going to each ground up pig ass, insect parts and rat ****, I am not paying one dollar and inch.

Thing is, the dude fishing is paying more attention to his fishing. Fag.

Which one was dirk?

I am all for nun control.

When I was growing up, the Cincinnati Reds had what was arguably the best lineup of all time. The last 20 or so years, though have been pretty ******.

Eating the dead. EDIT: I mean fucking the dead! Man, is my face red.

We call them "Republicans" where I come from...

Kordell Stewart took the Steelers to the playoffs the first year he started. And, like Tebow, Kordell was a good runner, but a horrible passer his first few years.

As long as we can see your yummy yummy naughty bits, we are happy. I am happy.

A fourth and a sixth round draft pick? All god's QB is worth is a fucking fourth and sixth? Imagine how much he would have pulled in had he the ability to throw and not get sacked.

I like how Sam completely glossed over that fact in his reply to you. In fact, anyone with half a mind would have been able to see that, mysteriously, *** deaths in the U.S. was only behind one country with the most *******. Think he would have caught that, had he actually read his own stats...

I keep meaning to mention that. He looks incredibly pale...I keep thinking he is turning.

The Cars were a great fucking group!

He should have sex with some random closet homosexual named Sam from Colorado.

I offer a long, detailed counter opinion of STDiva's, chock full of hearsay, misinformation and 30 year old statistics slanted my way. I also make crude comments about Mandy's ass.

God must think their quarterback last year was a total piece of **** to allow something like this to happen.

Actually, she has given a more intelligent response than many of my queries about how to prove without a doubt the existence of a god.

I was a bit reluctant to read the comic, too, and had promised myself that I would stop reading the issue where the TV series had left off. Thing is, there really isn't too much of a line there. Shane dies a lot earlier, Dale dies a lot later, Merle, Daryl and T-Dog do not exist. The comic is...

When I realized it had nothing to do with Star Trek, it lost all meaning.

If they follow the comic, it is their next home. I was extremely pleased to see Mocchina make a very brief but memorable appearance at the end of the show. That moment literally had me jumping out of my seat. She is a great character in the comic.

"How in the world did a piece of pepperoni end up on the ceiling?"

You STILL fall for it, every time. You know what I find interesting. A guy who has one post and a join date of this day announces himself as a new user. It would be like Hank Aaron coming up to me and announcing that he is a baseball player.

This is another thread that gives me a raging boner.

Yep. Small government.

I ran in three 5ks last years and plan to run in a whole lot more this year - I love them. I am also looking into running in a couple of 10ks, and am just exploring options for half marathons and full marathons (I could easily do a half marathon....have not yet hit a marathon's length...yet)...

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I've been to their place. BTW, none of those dolls are really virgins. You are going to have to trust me on this one. Oh, and another BTW...that little piece became ultra-creepy when Bob started dancing with one of the dolls. Wow.

This thread gives me a boner.

I remember watching that episode, back when that show was actually relevant. I remember a contestant shortly before that who came very close...the question was, I thought, remarkably easy - the distance from the Earth to the sun (93 million, I can tell you without looking). The guy picked one...

Geez, I can't believe that you guys forgot that he is a socialist, commie fascist who bailed out the big banks and big auto and is in Wall Street's pocket, and wants to give all of the money from the rich people to the poor.

I think Will and Sam would be gobbled up pretty quickly. Not because they would be tasty, but just to get them to shut up.

FDR was President within the last 50 years? I guess I either need a history lesson or a math lesson.

At least you didn't use a plastic bag that time. I have a feeling Mariah was the voice of reason.

Your first link is five months old, and shows a typical inability to understand the ever changing political landscape. Since you do not have a grasp on that, you would be much better off misquoting biblical quotes. Since that time, we have gotten to know the Republican candidates quite better...

I hear he actually is quite pleased with the trophy, but keeps trying to put it on upside down.

I could never do that. It is physically impossible for me to sit down in front of a TV with my pants on.