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PARTS of him smell like my colon. And this post is total bullshit. Anytime I leave my colon smell, people just bitch about it. I mean, it is the perfect blend of cheeses, beans, fried meats, dead gerbil and old man.

Damn it, I thought this was going to be about Yossarian.

I'll write slow so you can understand. I have only made this point many, many times. I walk. Everywhere. No, I am serious. Everywhere. Have a 5k run in the next town? Cool. I walk. Have to go to work? Cool. I walk. Farmer's Market. Cool, I walk. The shoes I get (running included) are made in the...

Clean breathable air, clean drinkable water, a ground without trash, energy not reliant on foreign oil. Yeah, you are right. Count me out. Ah, an analogy. How nice. I don't play basketball. I suck at it. I am a short white guy who cannot jump. However, I do love baseball. A sport that can be...

Is this the forum where I post pictures of my cock?

That is pretty freaking cool.

This has been posted a few times before, but I never get tired of it. I always notice something different each time (like the length of every human combined).

I guess we shouldn't have bothered with the Constitution...fuck it, other countries were going to rule with kings and queens, why shouldn't we? Seriously, when did America allow itself to give up so easily? A couple of comments above are showing me why this country has allowed itself to so...

Great comment by a friend of mine on Facebook: "But Ted, you have to choose one or the other. If you refuse to choose one or the other you still have made a choice. And I will call you out as a phony deer-baiting coward who hides behind his guns to compensate for some other short-coming, the...

She would have been a horrible Vice President.

At least I don't have to sit down to take a ***. I do not even want to think about what other guys do to those seats.

Deep Purple, Green Day, Crowded House, Korn, The Cars, Twisted ******, Dead Kennedies. There's a couple in there that should be obvious and are at the tip of my brain... The Birds, Hole.

This one made its rounds a few years ago...some of them are quite obvious (B-52s, Smashing Pumpkins)...then there were some others that were damned near impossible. U2, Ratt, Cowboy Junkies, ***** Antfarm, Led Zeppelin, Quarterflash, Red Hot Chillie Peppers, Lemonheads, Blur, Cinderella, Black...

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Re: >>>Subsections Poll - What subsections would you like to see in FreeOnes Talk<<< It goes without saying there shall be an entire subsection focused around the glory that is my penis.

In the future, when we have hologram conversations with each other, this will change. That said, I want a transporter at the bottom of my toilet. "One to beam up!"

Dibs on the panties!

It takes a stronger man to stick with his man through thick and thin than it does to bounce around with the yearly "winner". When I was a ***, my favorite player publicly left the Reds for the Phillies. And right after that, the Reds when through some very dark times. But, I remained with them...

That and the Citizens United ruling are, I am sure, making a lot of people real happy about electing Bush twice to royally fuck over this country.

I heard you can get a STD by thinking about it.

I certainly did NOT take two badminton birdies and use them as goggles! Those are true goggles! How dare you! And, you should have seen what I was using for a rubber. And Cutie, I really wanted to give you rep for that, but I have to spread it around. However, it is nice to see you did find...

So negative rep might push you over the edge? Hmmmmm.....

It's time to pay the ferry man.

Twenty two. I am twice her age, but would bang her to the core of the Earth.

Seriously, if you want to have people stop labeling you and are tired of people labeling - stop labeling yourself. When you use terms such as "hoods" and "ghetto trash", you are nothing more than one of those who label.

Give dumb people guns, then stick them all in a little community by themselves. That will thin out the herd, and get rid of the useless ones.

No, I like the images as is. Ever get behind a fat person on stairs? It's fucking ******! They act like they are walking up Everest, and take 10 times longer.

Being a single ****** is what I thought of first, myself. I've known a few single moms...it is not the fun and games some guys seem to think it is, especially when having to work to support the ***. Emotionally, it can be rather rough, as many times they are missing some of their *****'s key...

This could also be very bad news for the corporate types who prey on their employees, believing that the economic downturn gave them apt excuse to cut as many benefits as possible, to make working conditions as miserable as legally allowed.

Cooperstown, New York. Beautiful foothills, beautiful lake. Oh, and the Baseball Hall-of-Fame and Museum happen to be there. I've been, twice.

I did the same thing with a full length mirror, too.

Of course, if we were truly anal about the whole "innocent until proven guilty in a court of law" thing, Trayvon Martin would still be alive, but as georges has kindly pointed out, he was guilty of being black.

What is rather interesting is that he and Sam attempt to use the same "personal" attacks when doling out their reps. If that is not the same poster, they certainly are in cahoots.

Those systems have moved into the plain states now and a lot of forcasts say they are going to be wrecking some havoc. Reid Timmer has been going freaking spastic on his Facebook updates the last few hours. Hey may have achieved orgasm with a couple of systems.

...and leave it to the white crayon to bitch about being excluded.

The Marx Brothers were king of it all.

I miss The Grasshopper.

The Mafia. The Mafia. The Mafia. Mafia The Mafia.

Not bad, one one big ad.

Some things should not be shown in slow motion. Oh, and I am now hard.

Maybe he has a bald chipmonk between his legs.

Great video. It is always remarkable how a song - or even a couple of notes from a song - can take us back in time. A couple of seconds of 2112 or Apollo 100's Ode to Joy, and I am back in the 1970s. Listening to Paul McCartney sing about heads across the water, heads across the sky takes me to...

Not quite gay enough...but close, I am sure.

And I am telling you to stop acting like a little sniveling fucking cunt. First, you tell dirk to stop acting like a cop...then you try to act like a thread cop. Not only do you act like a cunt, but you act like a very confused cunt. Zimmerman said Martin was unarmed. Zimmerman also admitted...

Dark Knight and Prometheus are biggies for me, the Avengers as well. If anyone votes for the GI Joe movie or The Expendables, I will **** them.

OK, yes, I have a hunger for you, too. (insert drum roll here).

I did that earlier this morning, retard.

The guy who continually acts like a fucking retarded cunt with 14.54 posts per day (even with the ban) is telling the guy with 7.08 posts per day to get off the internet and get a life. Huh.

I am suddenly very hungry for some fruit.

One of the quote from one of the flabby pieces of meat in the article: I think that explains it all perfectly.