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  1. StanScratch

    Republican Fascist Manifesto: Anti-Constitution Theocracy over Democracy

    You should add that he should tell us about Barry Goldwater in his own words, not a cut and paste from another website.
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    Why isnt this classic rock band not in the rock and roll hall of fame??

    The same reason Sonic Youth is not.
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    50 Quick Stress Cures

    A manager for the company I work for needed some stress relief during his lunch break and paid 80 bucks for it. Turned out to be a cop. No job, no stress now.
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    Is Mariano Rivera the most clutch performer of all time?

    Baseball wise, he, David Ortiz and Albert Pujols jump immediately to mind. Football...Montana, no doubt.
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    I Woke Up In Raylene's House This Morning

    Nice, but come on...you both have cloths on...that isn't right!!!
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    2012 MLB Thread

    I've got a lot of respect for Rivera, as well. I would actually be very surprised to see him go out like this. I know he said this was going to be his last season, but injuries like that could change a guy's mind. What a lousy way to go out.
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    Report: NFL legend Junior Seau found dead at his California home

    This truly sucks. Guy was a pure legend, even when he was still on the field. Have to wonder what was going through his troubled mind.
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    Exploitation of Osama Anniversary Blows Up in Obama’s Face

    It is using it's favorite source, Moonbattery: http://moonbattery.com/?p=11204 (even has the same pictures at the bottom). I am sure it just forgot. Again. What pissed me off most about this thing is when Obama showed up on the flight of the aircraft carrier wearing a flight suit, a big banner...
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    Worst male name

    Mitt. Newt. Mike Hunt.
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    >>> Write the funniest caption and win 100 FreeOnes points!

    "I do hope you enjoy eating healthy. Nothing like a well-rounded meal to make one feel more energized, correct? I mean, a lot of additional nutrients with you meal can make a ton of difference! Nothing like some extra protein with you daily intake to make you...oh, fuck it. I came on your meal...
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    Sam's not racist! He actually likes blacks!!!!!

    Actually, I believe his dick was photoshopped to be bigger, but besides that it is the real thing.
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    5 Ways to Spot a B.S. Political Story in Under 10 Seconds

    Rule number 6: Sam posted it.
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    Meooow !!

    I am usually not a cat fan, but in this case I will make an exception.
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    Please, don't judge me.

    What's awesome about that game is when they show your character slicing off the head of another character, and you've got about five arrows sticking out of your head, an ice arrow in the middle of your torso and you are on fire.
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    Your thoughts on Obama?

    Re: So you think the rich should pay more in taxes, huh? It didn't create the chart. It isn't even intelligent enough to understand what is on the chart, let alone properly spell it. What it DOES know how to do is cut and paste an article, and hide the link at the bottom, therefor giving...
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    Who Will Romney's Running Mate Be?

    I took a quick look and found absolutely nothing of substance...a lot of hearsay. There was one article which attempted to link to a GeoCities article. Yeah.
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    Who Makes The Worst Threads?

    I know where the body is. And I have a shovel...
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    Who Will Romney's Running Mate Be?

    I heard that he was looking at a ham and egg sandwich which had been sitting out in the sun for a day. It polled higher than he did during one of his speeches, so the choice seems natural.
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    Who Makes The Worst Threads?

    Without a doubt, the idiot from Colorado. You know, the trigger happy, black guy hating, fair weather fan. Anyone who feels he is important enough to make a new thread to respond to something said about him in another thread is totally pathetic.
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    Thanks...it was actually a lot of fun to write that one, as well as my rebuttal to his attempted...

    Thanks...it was actually a lot of fun to write that one, as well as my rebuttal to his attempted rebuttal. It is really too bad, because I do know a lot of Cardinal fans (Jaggar) who know their stuff.
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    Fuck the Broncos!

    "I've been a Cardinal fan since Musial's last years." "I've been a Cardinal fan since Gibby's first years." "When I was rooting for the Cardinals, Brock was still with the Cubs." "When I started rooting for the Cardinals, Tim McCarver was a rookie." "Tony LaRussa hadn't even started playing for...
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    Fuck the Broncos!

    Interesting that you edited this post, saying that you never claimed that Maris was a Cardinal. though you clearly did insinuate he was a Cardinal. Find out you could not edit your previous post? BTW...was I the first one to mention baseball in this thread? Derp derp derpty derp.
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    Fuck the Broncos!

    Yeah. Everyone remembers when St. Louis Cardinal Roger Maris broke The Babe's seasonal home run record, rather fitting, since The Sultan of Swat was also a former Cardinal. For quite a while, he and his Cardinal teammate, Mickey Mantle, went head and head, until The Mick fell off. And, who can...
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    Favourite play in sports?

    Walk offs? You want walk offs? agkJ5WFNL4k&feature=related A homer that literally changed television history. Before, the camera always followed the ball going into the stands. But, because of this accidental shot of Fisk urging the ball to stay fair, one camera always remained trained on the...
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    Freaky Friday

    I certainly do. Fortunately, I am not plastic. Unfortunately, I am about a tenth of that size.
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    What's your favorite sport?

    Baseball, by far. I've known and loved the sport for as long as I can remember. I could be called, at best, a casual (American) football fan. As for sports I actually partake in, jogging.
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    Shots Fired

    Good. One less ******* armed idiot erased off the face of this planet.
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    Has anyone else been getting this?

    Yeah, I get it every once in a while. Sometimes I think it is the FO server, sometimes, I think it is on my end when I have too much going on at the same time.
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    Mrs. Irrelevant...will have sex with the last player taken in this year's NFL draft

    Re: Mrs. Irrelevant...will have sex with the last player taken in this year's NFL dra The last player picked in the draft is better than the best guy not picked in the draft. Think about it. Then masturbate to her video.
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    Obama is a liar, a cheat, and a trouble maker. Just like the UNIONS.

    The guy with 14.79 posts per day is telling the guy with 2.88 posts per day that Mr. 2.88 has no life. Huh. I would be quite willing to bet that Sam worked for a union and grew up in a union household. He will deny it here, but truth in real life has other ideas.
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    Funny how some people drop off the face of the earth

    You are a Mayhem. That should matter enough.
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    All Aboard: Defining the "Bandwagon Fan"

    A link to the original article, for those interested http://www.chicagonow.com/as-i-see-it/2011/10/all-aboard-defining-the-bandwagon-fan/
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    Squallumz Has Won, But I Will Blow You All in Los Angeles

    Way to go, Squallumz. I now **** you and will spend every living moment for the rest of my life in trying to destroy you. Or, I will masturbate a lot. Whichever.
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    I'll settle this once and for all.

    Actually, I was looking at your response and thought I did a crappy job...so, thanks lol.
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    I'll settle this once and for all.

    I could be wrong, but perhaps he is saying that the term "conservative" itself changed, not himself. At one time, the conservative effort centered more and monetary spending and small government - but not non-existent government. The likes of Eisenhower and the little known William McCulloch...
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    I'll settle this once and for all.

    You've read Sam's other threads, right?
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    What a slut!

    ***! No! Take your pills! Oh. You did take your pills. Ah, ****.
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    Have you heard? Probably not.

    Tell them to hurry. I made extra tea. Meanwhile, one of the guys I was talking to said you look hot in those chaps.
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    Have you heard? Probably not.

    Oh no! I am tho thcared! Little Thammy ith going to turn me into the athoritieth!
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    Have you heard? Probably not.

    I am going to make it my duty to track down every one of those blacks and give them Sam's address (which, given the amount of information that he has given us, should not be difficult) so they can have a game of "pound whitey in the ass" at the same time.
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    Economics / Capitalism 101

    Little Sammy sounds like a fucking cunt.
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    2012 MLB Thread

    Re: I made this thread back in February... it got buried. Hopefully by that time, you will be ****** permanently, or dead. Cheers!
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    Someone please bump this poll in 9 years.

    That is obviously a fake. When I look at it, my name is in purple, not blue. Same goes for the link to my one blog post. I also have one more post than is shown in your fake picture. Plus, there was a post under mine. :busted:
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    Someone please bump this poll in 9 years.

    Fucking christ on a fuck stick, dirk, don't you know anything? You take a fucking screenshot of the original post, then you make a brand new thread about this. Didn't anyone teach you how to be a proper fucking attention whore?
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    Penis

    My penis is dancing.
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    Ever Wonder What These Hot Chicks Do When Bored @ Work?

    They need to be bored a lot more often.
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    Best MLB Stadium/Ball Park

    Nah, give him some credit. He was a Yankee fan until game seven of the ALCS. I went with Fenway myself, but it is barely above Wrigley. It's the wall that does it for me - though the ivy covered walls in Chicago are also a permanent part of baseball lore. If I were to go old school, The Polo...
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    The Trolls Of Freeones Talk

    Hey, guys, Mr. July has a big, juicy cock for you!
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    Aviva Fires All 1,300 Employees at Investment Unit... By MISTAKE!!!

    You know whose life really sucks right now? That one person for whom it WAS intended.
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