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Hey everybody! Gather around! The retards are trying to teach us science! This should be loads of fun!

Actually, that was my shirt, fucker. And you could have told me about it. Actually, you could have told me about it BEFORE I wore it all day AND tried to ask the cute cashier at work out. Damn it the vein in my temple is throbbing again!

Very nice video! Certainly, it lacked dog...but a very nice video, still.

Unfortunately, The Borg moved in next door a couple of weeks later.

Clearly, Obama is not very popular with angry rednecks, crackers, hill billies, nor white trash fucktards...so he is GREAT in my book for that reason alone.

How about if we launch Newt along with 13,000 of his most vocal supporters and call THAT a new state.

I have stuffed dead sock puppets down my pants that were of greater entertainment value than Sam. Sad, but true story.

Her sweets, duh. Who would want to take medication rectally?

She is allowed to take them rectally, or so I hear.

Thanks, ant...I have my moments.

How is it supposed to breath?

I was going to come up with what was going to be the greatest, wittiest, all-encompassing post in the history of not only FreeOnes, but every forum in the history of everything. Then this caught my eye: Now I cannot get this sneaking feeling out of my head that Miss Hybrid has been stalking me...

You know what I feel just before I get to *****? My hard cock, as I ***** about slamming it into some bible thumper's unlubed butthole. Mmmmmm.

And herein lies a deep part of the problem. Look at his rebuttal. Look at Newt's. They were not full of solutions nor answers - they were full of "this is why Obama is wrong!" Stop trying to tell us what we should be afraid of. Let us know what we have to look forward to. Stop telling us what...

I AM the Assman!

Yeah, I know. Nor does punctuation, spelling or rationalization.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203806504577180892781608360.html?mod=WSJ_Home_largeHeadline For those with empty arguments who did not watch it.

Has anybody seen dirk lately? He must be taking it really hard - I have not seen him post for a while. Or maybe they are the same person. I heard he had nut cancer.

Oh goodie! Newt is going all out negative! I hope he keeps it up. I am suuuuuuuuure it will work out for him.

I am not too sure about the Fielder contract - that is a lot of money and quite a few years for a big guy. Big guys have a tendency to have a rather quick and large drop off as their 20s fade away.

It is an ignorant term used by ignorant people.

How is putting the party which was responsible for getting us into the mess via tax cuts for the wealthy, deregulation of banks and mortgage companies, and two poorly planned wars back into power going to help us get out of this mess. Quite literally, not only did Bush and company put us into...

Maybe he is running so he can jerk off in front of a larger group of people.

I would let her on top, anyhow.

The person(s) responsible should become the subject of an experiment to see if there is more than one way to skin a cat killer.

I work with a very cute chick named Jessica. Can I chose her?

He is including ***** Bush in that tally.

Jesus was an OK baseball player, but his brothers Matty and Felipe were much better.

Hey, has anyone seen Petra? She has not posted in more than half an hour. I am getting concerned. And I have a boner. I am getting concerned and I have a boner. I am also getting hysterical. I am concerned, I have a boner, and am getting hysterical. And I spilled water all over myself. I...

Obama might be losing against the Unnamed Republican Candidate, but he is beating the named ones. That is what counts.

Quite a few Democrats are ecstatic Newt won South Carolina. A life-long politician who is anti-politics; a "****** first" guy who dumped two sick wives; a guy who complains about the dishonesty of Washington and was penalized for ethics violations; and a guy who used the excuse for his affairs...

This has already been happening, since the Republicans took over the House. And with that, Congress is at a record high in unfavorability - and rightly so. There is already a lot of talk of them losing the house because of their blatant foolish ways.

Penis ogling ignoramus.

Really? Because I have hit that more than Pete Rose hit baseballs.

Any of those wastes of musical talents that call themselves country-western. John Boehner, just so I could see him cry. W, just so I could see him cry. Dick Cheney, who would probably cry if he saw someone drawing back on him. I would say Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck or Sean Hannity...but I doubt...

Who in the fuck is the Petra dude?

I don't know. What guns do homosexuals usually use to **** spiders?

So none of those idiots thought maybe they outta take it outside first? How is anyone in that country even still alive?

Well, they did run a guy off a cliff into his own coffin. Never know if a couple might stumble in after him. Remarkably, I know all of that without looking at the video. Actually, whoever does NOT know that information without looking at the video is a fucking asshole.

Re: Fascinating photographs of interracial marriage at a time it was ****** in 16 sta So not totally different things. Two people are in love. They want to be with each other for their version of eternity, to exchange vows and publicly declare that love in a church or court house. There is...

Oh, trust me - science HAS figured out the G-spot. They just ain't telling you. Who are the fucking geeks now?

...and Fox never covered up for Bush? They never promoted the republicans? Hey! Wait! I have an idea! Smart people could always distance themselves from such media outlets and make informed decisions by themselves, by looking at multiple sources - some of which actually require a person to read...

He will help you pray every night. With his penis.

I would be hard pressed to believe that he has any sorts of bills in his pockets, period. One word: Plastic. And if he suddenly would have a need for cash, one of his aides would foot the bill.

He is being paid by the taxpayer, so yes, like all politicians, he is on welfare. ******* is not *******, but he was over the legal limit - this is a fact. Terrible spin job.

Do you want to know the largest problem with the Republican party right now? In all seriousness, look at someone like Sam Fisher. He epitomizes the talking points, the far out there wingers who may not have taken over the party, but speak the loudest. Sam is the vote Mitt is going after right...

I enjoyed what I have seen so far. An excellent cast.

I see another Smurf on his hands and knees...and the one with the barbells beside him is eyeing him. I think this is going to lead to some great Smurfing action in the near future. Anders is going to explode!

I think I see some cowboy back there, too. Must be Johnny Ringo.

You're being replaced by Smurfs and The Flying Spaghetti *******?