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  1. StanScratch

    RIP Mike Wallace 1918-2012

    Rest in peace, Mr. Wallace.
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    2012 MLB Thread

    I remember when Wood, Pryor and Zambrano were going to lead the Cubs to the promised land...shows you how much baseball is a fickle game. I know Dusty got a lot of grief for the injury to Wood and Pryor, but to be honest, I have not seen it here in Cincinnati. It could be that GM Jocketty has...
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    Get ready for a Race War...

    Awwww. That's cute. The little cunt thinks he can insult me! That is a nice try, cunt...but, alas, you have failed with this as you have failed with life. Go ahead and keep trying. I am sure that, with enough time, the big boys will accept you. As a cunt.
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    2012 MLB Thread

    Of course, it is only the second game of the season. The Yankees have also lost two. Trust me, I am laughing a lot more about the later than the former.
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    Get ready for a Race War...

    Oh my, cunt, you have me so very afraid I don't know what I shall do. I admit to being a hippy, along with a liberal - I am not afraid of what I am. You, however, are afraid of the fact that you are a cunt, making you a little frightened cunt. Until you learn to accept that, you will always be.
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    Get ready for a Race War...

    You have to be a serious cunt to take a story about black people being ****** and try to turn it into a story about why we should be afraid of black people.
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    A freeones..

    Some guys like women with a little hair on their chests.
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    Admitting A Man Is Handsome?

    I am comfortable enough with my heterosexuality to be able to admit when a man is good looking.
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    Anybody else think this is getting out of control?

    Rather remarkable, is it not? Almost as remarkable as georges' blatant racism, as well as his confusion when others do not agree with his remarkably skewed views. Quite literally, these are extremists views, these are dangerous views, and these are the types of views which need to be...
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    star trek technology becoming a reality

    I am really going to have to watch the series again. I seem to remember more than a few times Kirk being given an Ipad-like object for him to go over reports, or something like that. The device was never really featured, just kind of like shown in passing. It could also be that this device was...
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    star trek technology becoming a reality

    Until they invent a machine that I can walk into that will magically transport me straight between the elevated legs of Zooey Deschanel, I feel a lot of work is to be done.
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    The Trolls Of Freeones Talk

    You love to talk about yourself, don't you? I mean, you honestly think you are the king's ****. You truly do see yourself as one of the greats of society. Problem with all that is, you continue to act like a total, insignificant little cunt. When you attempt to convey thoughts that are your own...
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    Anybody else think this is getting out of control?

    So I was not the only one who has been onto the irony of this whole thing then, right?
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    Holly Rydem Picset Previews - Early Release!

    My Easter penis wants to invade your Easter basket. Yeah, that is the best I have. BTW, I am enjoying your FaceBook posts (I know, they are tweets, but still...)
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    Anybody else think this is getting out of control?

    Or even this scenario: You are walking home, talking on the phone with your girlfriend. Out of the corner of your eye, you notice a strange car following you. You are on the phone with your girlfriend, who expresses concern for your safety. You walk a little faster, but now the guy gets out of...
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    Embarrassing pictures of the worst baseball cards of all time

    They are. I have several of those cards. There are others. Bob Uecker posed as a left handed hitter twice (he bats right) to see if anyone would notice. No one did, and those poses made it to cards. http://1965topps.blogspot.com/2010/03/519-bob-uecker.html Aurelio Rodriguez gave his uniform to...
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    Anybody else think this is getting out of control?

    That is what I have thought long ago. *** was being followed by some dude older and bigger than him - a guy who was packing. But, according to some, the *** armed with Skittles is the thug. To the rest of us, Zimmerman is nothing more than a coward. If he needed a *** to let the know the world...
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    2012 MLB Thread

    Instead of groaning "Braaaaaiiiiiiinssss", they are cheering "Bruuuuuuuucccceeee". (Reds fans will get that)
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    if facebook were invented in the 90s

    We all know that is false, because Netscape Navigator opened in a couple of seconds. I usually clicked on the icon, then went in to fix super.
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    Anybody else think this is getting out of control?

    So you think we should continue to blame the dead unarmed black ***. Right. I am for Second Amendment rights. I am not for the "right" to shoot someone because you are scared of them.
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    Dirk and Stan..

    Dirl acts like a real bitch when stoned.
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    Bill Gate's Penis!

    Am I the only one looking at the machines, wondering about their specs?
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    The Lone Ranger..

    Shortly after that, The Lone Ranger found that "ke-mo sah-bee" also means "I put my sperm in your sandwich".
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    What?, You never..

    I can see his pecker.
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    FreeOnes Asshat of the Year for 2011

    I have reported this particular post, because it looks suspicious and I heard a dog howling in the distance while I read it.
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    Is it pathetic?

    Vill? Is that you?
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    Is it pathetic?

    It's not sad that you only have one friend, but it is sad that your one friend is dirk. Anyone who friends him is sad.
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    The Greatest Fan Sign at a Sporting Event Ever!

    How do we know the dude in the beard isn't the one with the sign?
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    Petition to change Will E Worm's name to Vill E Vurm.

    Geez, nibble on a few nuts here and there...
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    And your March OCSM of the Month is.....

    Way to go, Harley...very well deserved.
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    Which porn star do you think I most resemble?

    Congratulations, Nikki, you are only the eighth moderator to give me a boner! BTW, I never knew you were once HSS.
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    Adam Sandler Sweeps Razzie Awards

    I think I was one of the few who found the guy annoying and childish as fuck from the very start. The rest of the world is finally catching up with me.
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    Best ending to a television serial?

    I actually liked the Battlestar Galactica reboot finale. Life On Mars, the UK version had a very nice ending. The US ending blew chunks...great series, mind you, but it completely fell apart in the last five minutes. And I am probably one of the few who really liked the very open ending of The...
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    So now, it looks like I'm a racist, because....

    Here is where you err. You are actually expecting those two dumb fucks to look at anything with wisdom. No, instead, they will find easy targets such as Gore or Moore or whoever, parrot how the greenies are pulling in more money than those poor widdle oil companies, and not be able to offer one...
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    Damnit Kirk!

    Show would have lasted a lot longer than three seasons had they followed this plot line.
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    Anybody else think this is getting out of control?

    What are you going to do about it? Take away our guns?
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    Mass Effect 3

    OK, I finished the game...the ending (at least I thought) was not totally that bad. I think it does kind of depend on some of your choices, but I am not certain that the choices you have made through the game made any difference. I took a couple of different paths at the end, just to see how...
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    Gro share clothes with few man

    Yes...Yes. I see now. I understand all.
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    Shoe Polish Prank

    Not quite as hot when done by a dude.
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    Women: do you do othis? Any man would...

    I stare at my balls when I am going down the stairs.
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    I'm going in for my first ever brazilian wax....

    Come, come. Sit on my face, it is nice and soft.
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    I like Dragonflies.

    I like it when they flutter around my balls.
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    the most overrated movies?????

    I cannot believe it took 14 responses before Twilight was mentioned. Sheesh. Titanic. I am very interested in the ship itself, as well as the shipwreck. But the story line totally did not do anything for me, at all.
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    Spanish Prostitutes Go On Strike - Boycotting Bankers

    Remarkably, that is a protest that very well might be quite effective.
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    Damn, nature! You're one sexy *****! (awesome photos)

    Great pictures, dirk. i would rep you if I could. As if it mattered.
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    Katy or Zooey?

    I would bang Zooey until the Vogon come home.
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    Religion is a Fucking Waste!

    How could you say that!
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    Mass Effect 3

    I am enjoying it quite a bit so far (I have just returned to Earth). Got some hot girl on girl action. Have only blown myself up with a grenade six times so far - pretty impressive for me. The cut scenes are sometimes annoying, but it is part of the persona of the game and a part I find myself...
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    The Trolls Of Freeones Talk

    Hey, joi, stop acting like a sniffling little fucking cunt. There, I have had my say, I will be put on his fake ignore account, and be done with this little pathetic cry for attention.
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    It's time to VOTE for the OCSM of the Month! Who will be your March OCSM?!

    Harley Spencer has made quite the splash on the scene recently
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