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Look at this thread, and tell me I'm not smoking crack and the server actually fucked up the arrangement of my posts. :wtf:

I thought this thread was gonna be about the Anal Intruder that I sent you on your birthday. I can't say I've ever looked for that in pictures, but I always get excited when we have bands from different countries and they bring their own power cables because all the plugs are different from the...

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^ Really?!? For fuck's fucking sake, READ THE GOD DAMN RULES, GOD DAMMIT!!! :crash:

I would've done it for you, but you didn't mention anything about short, fat, socially awkward moderators. :(

Would somebody please explain to me what the fuck just happened? Post #64 was a quote of post #68, obviously, yet the fucking thing posted it at 16:59 instead of at 23:40, which is the time when I actually posted it. :confused: :dunno: :wtf: - - - Updated - - - Would somebody please explain to...

I could've told you that. You know what's funny about that ****? When they put on a Jagermeister music tour it's usually bands that nobody over 17 listens to, and they have signs everywhere that say that Jagermeister is about the music, not about ******** ********, yet I can't think of a single...

Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia, Mamma mia, let me go! Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me! For me! For me! Bet you say that a lot, huh? :tongue: Whatever happened to Galileo, Figaro, and Magnifico? :confused: ^ Really?!? For fuck's fucking sake, READ THE GOD DAMN RULES, GOD DAMMIT!!! :crash:

It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mamma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!

That link just gave my phone Super AIDS. :(

Yakko, Wacko, and Dot...

Do you suck dick? Bullshit! I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramoush! Scaramoush! Will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning, Very, very frightening Me! Don't mind him. He just post count spams without paying attention to what's happening in the rest of the thread.

:( I was gonna do it, but you excluded me.

That yarn's already been spun. You knit to find original material.

Thanks Briana. You're awe- wait a minute. Doesn't this feel like deja vu? :wtf:

Oh, no you di'in't!

:lame:

Sorry, no can do, chief. Since the thread has more than 5 posts and it doesn't break any rules I can't close it.

****, ooh ooh ooh ooooh Didn't mean to make you cry, But if I'm not back again this time tomorrow, Carry on, carry on, As if nothing really mattered.

Ok, so you ask for opinions, and you don't like the opinion you do get, so you discard it and wait for someone to give you one you do like. I see... Carry on, then! :thumbsup:

OCSMs specifically. It might have something to do with the fact that they're business associates of sorts, and the company doesn't want some geek that lives in his ***'s basement and subsists on Cheetos and root **** to handle matters with its business associates (sorry to rat you out, Plasma).

The link you posted was to a site that's ****** on Freeones. They usually only ban the really bad ****, so I would advice against it. Better safe than sorry.

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx Do you guys have Spring Break over there, or what do you call it there?

We've definitely gotten reports about OCSMs, including a few about the one in question. However, that is something for the administrators to handle, not us.

Pictures of Petra are like pictures of Bigfoot: you see grainy ones every once in a while, but then an expert determines that it was actually something else in the picture. However, she DID once say that she has Hobbit feet. You be the judge. ;)

My balls itch. Is this the real life? Or is it just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality.

You sure it's not downloading because you already have it?

Well, I have never participated in Miss Thingamabobber, but I AM tempted to accept the thank you present. Hmmm... Decisions, decisions... ;)

Back off, bitch! I hearted her first! :violent:

Don't mind dirk. He was born in a ****. :sheep:

And the results of the paternity test are... The DNA tests are a match. You ARE the ******.

I'm on it!

He was griping about the hip, new fad of guys shaving their heads. He said something along the lines of, "You wanna be bald? Do what I did: WAIT A WHILE!!!"

Ooh! I love it when you talk dirty! It makes me get all :banana:

George Carlin would've disagreed with that statement.

E-mail sent. Awaiting response.

Well, that's just stupid. Everybody knows you're addicted to Dr. Pepper!

No, they weren't lying to you, because EVERYBODY in the world has the exact same ideals as DOA. :sarcasm:

:sing: We all live in a yellow submarine... :sing:

Could you ban me, please? :banme:

Looks-wise, you have nothing to worry about; there are consumers for every type of girl in porn. Just look at the current fallout over the Miss Thingamabobber contest. Half of the people bitching about it love the winner's looks, and the other half bitching about it **** her looks. Hell, I'd...

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Trailer Park Boys? Um... :dunno:

Oh, Jesus!!! Whose bright idea was it to leave you two alone in there?!? You're probably having a Tupperware party as we speak, aren't you?

Asking where the pisser is usually achieves the desired results in a bar. You could probably ask for the shitter too, but that might be getting a bit too detailed to ask the bartender.

Someone mentioned that this site is great for swapping pics. :thumbsup:

Plasma's Canadian. Their humor consists of dick and fart jokes. Just look at Terence and Phillip. :yesyes:

When are you opening a model store? I might be inclined to actually use some of the shitloads of MyFreeones points that I have just sitting there. ;)

Ya know, when I went to Canuckistan I thought the word "washroom" was the funniest fucking thing I'd heard. Then I thought, didn't it make more sense than saying restroom? I mean, after all, you wash your hands in there, right? But, then again, restroom might refer to American fat fucks who get...