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Which one: in the front, or in the back?

I'm still waiting for Briana to give me her number...

Or how about you just come to California and hang out with me? :D

Other than Amy Whorehouse, I've been paid to watch all the other acts that have been mentioned in this thread, and I still wanted my money back at the end.

I've never thought of you as being condescending. I rather enjoy reading your posts because you make sound, well-reasoned arguments, and you can support your views coherently. Basically, your posts are, like, a critical thinking professor's wet *****. I'm not a behaviorist or anything, but I...

Mission accomplished. NEXT!!!

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You sure you have assburgers? You're a lot more coherent, far more eloquent, and vastly more logical than most "normal" people I know. And that's not even mentioning the Neanderthals that post here. :confused:

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Re: pornstars without makeup :catpopcorn:

I've actually updated my phone's sounds. Well, kind of. I have a donkey for phone calls, a cow for text messages, a sheep for voicemail, a rooster for e-mail, and a turkey for ICQ. :)

3/25/13 11 am Pacific time

Just please, for the love of fuck, make it REAL Guinness stout, not that weak assed draught **** water that you get in black bottles, cans, and most taps at bars. Whoever came up with the idea to water down perfectly good Guinness and try to pass it off as stout should be locked in a portable...

Cogito, ergo sum.

No activity in almost 17 hours. Looks like he might be more serious than last time.

What about Hairball? Do you find him attractive? Because I don't think he's gotten laid since the mid-80's.

That's why we got Nikki. :flaccid:

I marched in the parade before my class today. By the time I got to class I was 5 beers in already. Right now I'm waiting for my friend to come by so we can go pub crawling. Tomorrow I have work until about 9ish, but I'll probably do another pub crawl with a coworker afterward. :****:

Ah, fuck those guys. They're both Canadian moderators. :sheep:

Ahoy, there! Any plans for St. Drunkard's Day?

Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty! :lovecoupl

*SIGH* Yes, it's true: brodkill was a mod for about 3 days, and then he bitched out. He's the reason the mod team has a bad reputation here. Even in light of some of the other dubious choices we've had over the years he still stands out as a shining example of failure. I think he was made mod at...

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I think they were just looking for retired, married couples. They were looking for people who didn't have the majority of their lives ahead of them yet.

It serves a dual purpose, actually. It's kind of like a two-way mirror.

The owners apparently share my sense of humor: I've always said that if I owned a sports franchise in Cleveland I would nickname them the Steamers. :D

The other voices in his head.

Where'd you off to? On hiatus again?

You dead or something? :confused:

Re: Sex, sex and more sex Maybe he's trying to incite the curiosity of those who consider themselves too straight to go to the other section. Or maybe that Last edited by Ronald; Today 02:44 has something to do with it. That link looks awfully Ronaldish. :D

For fuck's sake, at least get the nomenclature right: that's called a Dutch Oven!

Re: pornstars without makeup That was more of a backhand than a bitch slap.

Yeah, I don't blame ya. I wouldn't want anything like that either. That thing could probably crush me! :eek: Happy birthday, you attention whore! :party:

I always wanted to play in a gigging rock band. I've been a part of 2 bands, kind of; one of them we played 2 Nirvana covers and a Pink Floyd cover, and the other one we did a handful of 60's covers. In both cases our only gigs were that year's high school talent show. After high school I...

Has anyone noticed how you're the only one that thinks your farts have a somewhat pleasant smell?

I thought he huffed glue. :dunno:

Hi there! I just wanted to say that I think you're funny. Half the random replies you post make me laugh. So, um, yeah, I think that's about it. Carry on, as you were. :)

She and M12 have a ****-**** relationship.

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Allahu akbar! Jihad! Yalalalalala!!! :ak47: :chickendance: Article

^.Brian just wants to see the pope in a Freeones banana hammock.

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Re: Pornstar Sisters... ******???? Why don't you ask them? They're OCSMs here.

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That's not how that works, you know. :tongue:

$2 bucks says he spends his time in the section just above Members Only.

Wait, people in the Vatican visit Freeones? But I thought all the models were female and over 18. Isn't that what all those guys avoid like the plague? :confused:

I'm afraid you will, soon enough. Too soon, if you ask me. :( You'll stick around, won't you? Won't you?!? :dontgo: