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I just masturbated to this thread.

Like I miss my hemorrhoids. :hatsoff: Make that two of us. ;) That's ok. Plasma's Canadian. Canadians don't have souls. :thumbsup:

Hey, Diva, why not approve the post you're replying to so I don't have to approve both of your posts? Just a thought...

Bra studies, eh? I've spent enough time doing that that I could probably apply for a doctorate. :D

I've had a shitty month. Should I start one of these threads?

You're looking at the wrong reference material. http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=snatch

My balls itch.

I have been outside of my petty little USA, but I tend not to pay much attention to people that aren't relevant to my life. I'm funny like that.

Tárrega - Capricho Árabe

Yeah, I know you are. :)

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx :facepalm: :ban:

The Whites - Keep on the Sunny Side

Re: Ask me anything naughty or nice... or dirty & kinky *hehe* xXx What would be a traditional Australian meal?

:( And I thought you were cool. Hell, I'd even begun to like you... I broke a rib while I was playing rugby about 5 weeks ago. Well, at least based on the symptoms I think I broke my rib, but I didn't get it looked at by a doctor because, even though I'm on the union's health plan it's too...

Re: As far as dating, what are your "nopes?" :1orglaugh That put some hair on your chest, didn't it boy? - - - Updated - - - :1orglaugh That put some hair on your chest, didn't it boy?

Plasma Twat

I didn't know he was from West Virginia.

Seems like your dating choices are similar to your hiring procedures. :thumbsup:

Who's Kate Upton? Should I be aware of her existence? :dunno:

What a pesky creature! Poor kitteh! :)

Sieg heil, mein Führer!

:funnyshit:

Re: Carrer VS Life I'm pretty much a failure at both, so I can't really say which is worse. Actually, life is probably worse because at least at work I have people to bullshit with. At home, it could be Friday or Saturday night, but to me it's just another night of being home by myself.

No worries, buddy. I'll always think of you as something that's somewhere between a genital wart and a venereal infection. :lovecoupl

Mila Kunis reminds me of Ren from Ren and Stimpy. I don't find her the slightest bit attractive.

And that's coming from a girl who can't even see. Ouch! :1orglaugh

Maybe they could have people scan the bar code on the condom to track their sexual habits. What, you've never had to roll it back that far?

And here I thought I was about to go on a date... :(

People, please do not promote spam on the board. It's obvious the guy's spamming his site, so please limit yourselves to pressing "Report Post"and we'll take care of it. There's no need to keep bumping his ad just to discuss the illegality of it.

They'd probably **** themselves if they tried Arrogant Bastard Ale or Downtown Brown. :yummie: Fixed. ;)

God dammit, my phone always does **** like that! My bad! :o :anonymous Good to see you back here.

What if you've worked for most of those acts before? :shy: Lost Coast Brewing Company, Stone Brewery, Anchor Brewery, Leinenkugel's, Green Flash Brewery, Pyramid Brewery, Buffalo Bill's, Dogfish Brewing Company, 21st Amendment Brewery, Russian River Brewery, Samuel Adams, Kona Brewery, and...

Gamera schmamera. Everyone knows Godzilla is the king of monsters. He's the reason movies were invented in the first place!

Pssht! You mean the squid? The squid answers to Godzilla. :yesyes: - - - Updated - - - Yes.

I'm pretty sure I'm on most women's nope lists. :(

I think we should all just bombard the **** out of both of their inboxes, just for research.

Nope, no sign of him since then. ;)

To his dying day, my grandfather never forgave "them damn Japs". He would constantly bring up the Bataan Death Match, and everything they had done to hurt the world. His hatred of them went so far that he refused to get into my ***'s Nissan because "I ain't gettin' in no Japs car." But, then...

Petra loves them. :stir:

Almost makes the reigning one not seem quite as bad, huh? ;)

Holy ****!!! Your computer has a shift key!!! :surprise: :shocked: :eek:

I'm not a cam girl, but I'm *****. Does that count for something? :D

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?685780-To-all-OCSMs&p=7483620&viewfull=1#post7483620 :clap:

I don't think she will, though she might feel... :lame: :ban:

So then why do you want my hard-earned myfreeones points? :confused:

BACON!!! :drool1: What currency do they use in Finland, anyway? What about the Macarena?

It's not really back. I mean, it is, but it isn't. You may be as dismayed as I was to know that it's not as permanent as it used to be. :(

Really?!? How come you didn't take me with you? :******: Bring me back some Dolphins gear at least, would ya? :D

Yet another poignantly elaborate rebuttal by the king of discourse.

I've been picketing a time or six before. It sucks when things get to that point, but it's really the last step the working class has when trying to get improvements in the work place.