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Her ass is doing the alligator lurk. That's awesome.

:scream: ZDENKA!!! :scream:

Don't brown nose her! It really won't get you a t-shirt. :tongue:

One could also argue that Dark Side of the Moon and The Wall are just one song separated into many parts.

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At least take comfort in the fact that she's not suffering anymore. As for you, a few more shots should make everything feel better. Bottoms up, now.

Well, just think that she's in a better place and isn't suffering. You'll see her again someday. As for now, think of the time you spent with her, and ***** to her memory. To Nik! :hybrid:

Sorry to read about your dog. What was her name? We had to put down our Squeaky in October of 2011 because her liver gave out and she was ******** internally. She was with us from when she was about 2 hours old and her *** tried eating her because she was the runt of the litter until she was...

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Isn't that a ******** Corpse song? It sounds like the sequel to I Cum *****. Er1b8X2plzo :banger:

This sucks. I think I'm both ***** AND hungover, even though I haven't drank anything in well over 12 hours. :(

Oh, fuck you, Macleod. You know you were never subscribed to this thread in the first place. :tongue:

I'm not. I'm judging it based on 12+ years in the live music industry.

All these fucking pictures are ******* me! It's bad enough that Sprint's service sucks balls and the board loads dreadfully slowly, but then you add a bunch of pictures to the thread, and it makes loading a page nearly impossible! :cussing: :mad:

The thread? :dunno: I don't think she's posted here since that.

I wasn't talking about you; I was talking about luis1972. Look up his posting history and you'll see what I mean. What frustrates me about you is that you tend to make several consecutive posts, and many times you don't see what's going on in the thread to see if what you're saying is relevant...

A better thread title would be "Punk music sucks donkey balls. Do you agree?" As a bunch of others have said, how can you gauge 50+ years of music based on the same, tired 30 songs? How can you cover everything from Cream to David Bowie, Y&T to Mayhem, Cactus to Tesla, and KISS to Allman...

Your post seems like an exteriorization of my thoughts and feelings. I've known for quite a while that not only were my feelings not reciprocated, but that even though she means the world to me and I have bent over backwards and have done many, many things that were very damaging to myself to...

She grew up in an Indiana town, Had a good lookin' **** Who never was around. But she grew up tall, And she grew up right, With them Indiana boys, On them Indiana nights.

I think our next song should be Hocus Pocus by Focus. :D

I can more than relate to all that. I've definitely felt everything you just described to a T. Well, I've felt it TOWARDS someone, and much more, though my feelings have never been reciprocated, and I doubt if they ever will. Great post, though. If I could rep you, I definitely would. :hatsoff...

Don't mind him. He's a fucking post count spam troll who only contributes (if you can call it contributing) stupid smilies and pointless two- or three-word answers that don't make any sense. At any rate, he won't be posting on this thread again.

I was surprised by my vacuum cleaner the other day. I was cleaning around my work bench where I dropped a box of nails, and just like that it said in perfect Welsh, "Good morning, sir! Have you checked the stock market today?" Freaked ME out! :surprise: Ya know, I've got a thing for girls from...

A-woo! Werewolves of London. A-woo! A-woo! Werewolves of London. A-woo! A-woo! Werewolves of London. A-woo! A-woo! Werewolves of London. Draw ***** A-woo!

Re: Coming of the "won't do it on principle" thread...what is the grossest thing you've eaten? Already a thread in the Talk section.

Sorry, I forgot all about this thread until just now, but I changed it for you.

And that means...? Mexico, Brazil, and Argentina have huge colonies of European immigrants. In Mexico, there are people from Michoacan, Chihuahua, Nuevo León, and Durango that look more Swedish than Mexican, but they consider themselves Hispanic, they speak Spanish (Mennonites still speak German...

That pretty much sums up my thoughts. I think the sociological definition of love is something along the lines of, "When the wants, needs, and desires of another are as important (not more) as our own." What I would like to know is what it's called when the feeling isn't reciprocated. Is that...

Well, then you forget it and come up with something else later, instead of fucking everyone else over when your goddamned posts get merged!

:*****: I live I in Oakland. I'm in one of the nicer areas, but it's still Oakland. Last night a cop plugged some 15-year-old *** downtown because someone nearby had robbed a ****** store. This afternoon there was a standoff on board an AC Transit bus 2 blocks from my house. I'm fairly certain...

That's because there hadn't been 5 posts since my last one, and then my attention span ran out and I started Bohemian Rhapsody. ;) Anyways, since I don't know the words to Centerfold I'm changing the station. Buzz! Well I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand, Walking through the...

I'll bet girls think you're black until you show 'em your pecker. "Oh, you're Japanese!" :flaccid:

When people look at my face, they think I'm Egyptian, Mexican, Arab, Italian, or Spanish. When they look at my gut, they immediately say "AMERICAN!" Do you have any Mexican in you? Would you like some? :D I don't blame them. I would be cautious around you too. :tongue: By the way, where WAS...

God damn you guys! Couldn't you pick a different song? What's wrong with Werewolves of London? I think someone else had started it earlier in the thread. Rock Lobster, at least?

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?689179-Scammer-cam-girl-alert&p=7513761&viewfull=1#post7513761 What a fucking douchebag!!! :douchebag:

Wouldn't meth work better? Not only does it give you energy, but you lose a shitload of weight. Win-win! :)

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"Yet another pointless thread by asshatari." (gunslingingbird)

What about me? Would you bake ME any cookies if I went there? :shy: :uohs: :iloveyou: Try P90X for 2 weeks and tell me it's a dork workout. :tongue:

Ah, fuck you guys, I'm *****.

Dam, girl, u hella high! :tongue:

You could get pregnant.

:wtf: :joint: Really?!? For fuck's god damn sake, you can't even use a random fact generator without posting something that either A. Has nothing to do with what's going on in the thread, or B. Is total post count spam? :facepalm:

Sorry to break this to you buddy, but I believe history has already proven you wrong on that one.

I have a worse one than that: I was on a flight from Denver to Oakland once, and not only did the god damned baby sitting directly behind me scream its fucking head off the whole way, but at some randomly designated point during the flight its trailer trash ****** decided to change its god...

Pictures, or I call bullshit! :D

Ok, now I'm going to complain about something here. I have very specifically been waiting 5 posts before posting again, and I know others have as well, yet I now see that many of those posts which were made AT LEAST 5 posts apart were merged. Not just my posts, but others' posts as well. So I'd...

Did this thread's time warp fix itself yet?