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Dude, if you keep posting pics of your pecker, I'm gonna move all your threads to the Gay section.

I do, but it's so old it's not really worth the hassle. Just turning it on and waiting for it to start takes about 15 minutes. Besides, I'm too broke to pay for internet service, so I can only use it offline.

I meant music as a real discipline, not in the commercial sense. 12 years of classical guitar training qualified me to handle gear and push boxes. :(

That might help, although I doubt Sprint's "Hold on... wait for it... almost there... be patient... now-hang on, one more thing...NOW!" Network would play them as they should. Watching videos on this thing is painful at best. I can literally only watch streaming videos in 9-second increments...

My phone has a Russian keyboard, but even though I can read Cyrillic I have absolutely no knowledge of the Russian language whatsoever. My phone's input software DOES have something where it'll type possible words based on the patterns I draw with my finger, so I can type words without knowing...

Good to know, but my phone doesn't play the formats that Freeones uses.

Music is nowhere to be found on that list. No wonder I'm a fucking stagehand... :(

Music is part of #2. No wonder I'm a fucking stagehand... :(

Working on Tárrega's Capricho Árabe. It's not coming along as well as I'd like it to, but while tuning my guitar I accidentally stumbled upon the opening chords of Black Hole Sun. :D

And you didn't see even his follow up to your reply that I deleted. Let's just say that he was the first person to be reported under the provisions of the OCSM Protection Act. The administrators didn't approve, but I argued your case. ;)

You sure douchebaggery and overall assholeness doesn't have anything to do with it? ;)

Y u no make fan sign for DOA? :D

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I still remember Things Fall Apart. That was a good read. R.I.P. Chinua :hatsoff:

Dirk, you stud muffin, you! :cool:

I thought that's what you hired Andrés for. :confused:

Yes, Andy, we appreciate you too. :lovecoupl

- Petra is not the site owner. - Petra is just the webmaster. - In other words, she's just the site owner's minion. - Maurice, a.k.a. Freeones, is the site owner. - Maurice is Dutch. - Dutch people are from Holland. - Otherwise known as the Netherlands. - Petra is American. - You haven't...

I thought this thread was gonna be about this:

Aw, damn. That leaves me out. Oh, well. I guess I can find solace in the fact that I'M NOT FROM FINLAND!!! :jump: You're not, dude. Get over yourself. Prime Guy is from Finland. There are two or three others who used to be regulars who are also from Finland. Also, don't we have an OCSM from...

How much would you guys pay him for a Freeones.com tattoo on his neck?

I c wut yu did thar.

Which kind: the big, soft ones, or the little crunchy ones? Have you ever tried the soft ones with cinnamon and sugar? :yummie:

True story: my coworker had a friend who was in a band that only played songs in the key of C because the bassist didn't know how to tune the bass in any other key.

What if I just sent you something for the hell of it without having any expectations that you would wear it in a shoot? Would you wear that?

^ Charming, isn't he?

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Would you like me to post them? I can just log into your e-mail account and see the ones you've saved. Or I could just settle for watching you type your response. Up to you, really. By the way, I had to lock Lola in the bathroom the other day because she kept barking while I sniffed through your...

Really? Remind me of that in about 15 years when the alopecia gene has fully set in.

I would like 3 mauve tickets and 5 fuchsia tickets, please.

I've seen that MANY times throughout my life. My *** has had 2 cats for as long as I remember. If one got lost, ****** on, went to a new home, etc. she would eventually get a new one, and EVERY TIME the old cat and the new cat would act out that video for the first month or so. You know you...

Does anyone else remember legally riding in the bed of a pickup truck on the street? I clearly remember coming up to the Bay Area to visit my uncle when I was a *** and going back to his house in Redwood City from a party at his friend's house in Hayward, about a 25 mile ride which included...

Who's the really effeminate one in the front row that's wearing a t-shirt? :drool1: :hit:

I don't know about it making me happy, but some of those made me smile. - - - Updated - - - I don't know about it making me happy, but some of those made me smile.

Mmm... A wank and a *** sound great. Especially because I'm just waking up now. :)

Well, when I went to Vancouver there was a particularly overzealous immigration mountie that gave me a rash of **** and grilled me for 5 straight minutes about what I was doing in the country and where I would be staying, and other such immigrationish questions. Just to lighten things up a bit...

Isn't that what they call a butt pirate? :booty::pirate:

You mean serious questions? :chickendance:

Have you ever noticed that Indian food looks the same before and after? :baconsalt:

If you remember the 70's, you weren't there. :joint:

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I didn't know you were ill. I'm sorry to hear that. Is it benign? Is it curable or just treatable? :(

Andy, did that picture come from your personal collection?

Does this sound happy-go-lucky to you: ?

Welcome back, Your Cuntness! I see you've hit the ground running upon your triumphant return from your absence.

Re: What fat porn star would you rather have sex with? :lovecoupl

I was in a similar state most of this past weekend. Dawg bless the Irish and their ******** holidays! :glugglug:

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Hello, and welcome to Tales from the Cute Side. This is a place where you can read and share those news articles that may not be of crucial national importance, but will leave a smile on your face and, dare I say it, feeling warm and fuzzy. You know which ones I'm talking about: new polar bear...