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Oh, it's this fucking guy. Wuddup?

Prince of perverts?!? I thought you were the king of cunts. Do you have multiple noble titles? Don't tell me you're also the duke of douchebags and the baron of bastards. :confused:

Can you differentiate between Moammar the English student and Moammar the soldier? If you can focus strictly on him as a student without the other crap surrounding him you should teach him. If you can't get over that fact, then don't. Also, what's to say that he's a shady individual? Even the...

You can take the girl out of the trailer park...

Sounds like a great idea. I would join you, but I have no idea what half of those exercises are. I'll just stick to doing random **** with the dumbbells for now. Good luck, though! :thumbsup:

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If you've tried for that long and she's not willing to meet you, and if she told you that she's high maintenance, I would say you should move on. Yeah, she might appear to be sweet, but it's obvious that she wants nothing more with you than just someone to talk to.

Gogol Bordello - Sun Is on My Side

Geek meets metal. How cool is that? Check out the random mosh pit generator at the end. :cool: Story

I'll take 3 mauve tickets, and 5 chartreuse tickets, please.

Is that your way of telling us that you're trailer trash? :tongue:

1. It's vodkazvictim we're talking about here. He has herpes strains that haven't been discovered yet, so any product you get is guaranteed to be top-notch. 2. It's vodkazvictim we're talking about here. OF COURSE it's a scam!

You know what pisses me off about wackos like Will and Sam? They're the ones that give conservatives a bad name, and make the rest of us laughingstocks. My views are usually right-leaning, but you don't see me acting like a total buffoon and mindlessly spewing political bullshit that I heard...

I've heard that Andrés likes to wear perfume sometimes. Just sayin'...

You know what's the hardest thing about liking Twilight? Telling your parents that you're gay.

When's the Super AIDS giveaway? I'm totally signing up for that ****! That, and the bottle where ***** keeps his toe jam. :drool1:

Since it's a Dutch company putting on this freak show, er, I mean endeavor, what are the odds that Freeones could ride the **** and send a few members of the board? I vote for M12 and Mariah Milano. They could share one bunk, and the other could be Mayhem and Samhole Fishface. At least it would...

I'm training to be an English-Spanish court interpreter. We've seen many, many examples like these, and worse. The difference between making mistakes in my field and the mistakes in the article is that the ones in the article are just laughable and cutesy, and are little more consequential than...

I just PMed you a picture of my penis with the t-shirt draped over it. Enjoy!

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I don't have a tv, so I don't watch shows.

Hear, hear! :glugglug:

I don't think he overthinks things; he just doesn't have a sense of humor.

Would you wanna be her straw man? :eeew:

Hey, at least I'm not post count spamming with pointless, bullshit threads, right? I think you might know a thing or two about that. :ohsnap:

Now, this I would like to see! :eek: Article

Chuck Norris :cool:

Really? What's the point of this thread?

Sad news. R.I.P. George :hatsoff:

I got mine about 3 days ago, and I must say I'm quite disappointed that I found no skid marks on it either. Someone dropped the ball big time.

I said boobie hatch, not chicken coop.

Cubits :yesyes:

Translation: He went on a crazy binge that landed him in the bobbie hatch, and we're awaiting regular psychiatric evaluations before the court releases him.

Once I was banging my ex-girlfriend, who was also a musician, and somehow our rhythm sounded like some impressionist piece we had studied, and we actually stopped fucking to sing it.

Hang on, what's this thread about?

I just masturbated to this thread.

That's banda, you fucking donkey!

No, he's just a fucking post count spam troll

Lost Coast Brewery Eight-Ball Stout

This thread, as do all of zdenka's threads, belongs here.

I can't fucking stand that ****. It's a bastardization of music.

Dolphins do. ;)

:hatsoff: Thank you, sir.

Some say 288gtfo missed the point of this thread entirely. :facepalm:

Regifting is a common Christmas practice. Everyone knows about it, and they're fine with it.

Why isn't this a multiple choice poll, Your Cuntness? How am I supposed to vote if I'm only given one choice? :confused: :helpme:

Platypus! :D

Happy birthday! :party: