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Hold your horses there, friend. Brodkill doesn't have the sufficient intellect to use the shift key, let alone write coherent, grammatically correct sentences. This guy can at least write coherently. He may be a failure in life (because, let's face it, he wouldn't be a Freeones moderator...

If I could set a custom user title, that would be mine right now. :thumbsup:

The closest thing to her? Probably her phone. The closest person to her? Probably her boyfriend.

Clearly, since they hired Andrés.

This thread makes me want to take a ****.

*****, your threads are like the clap: they always come back at the most random and illogical times. That's why we love you. You're like that uncle that's an embarrassment to the ******, but everyone still invites him over for Christmas dinner. Don't ever change. :thumbsup:

Well, don't everyone speak at once!

What did you do for the remaining 4 minutes?

Hurry up. My next client will be here in 15 minutes.

Where's the option for myself?

Everybody hates him. What's your point?

And I'm gonna go fap to that right now. :drool1:

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:facepalm: Hey, numbnuts, see how her name's in pink letters? You know what that means? That means she's a bona fide adult model, as in she actually ran in the Miss Thingamabobber contest last month. She has a babe page on Freeones, and has her own website. Does that really sound like an amateur...

What about Lucy? Where'd THAT come from? Did you actually follow the name rule of first pet's name/street you grew up on?

Where did you come up with Lucy Whatevertheywannacallyouonthatparticularsite?

Take everyone's advice here except Mr. Stiffy's.

What if he shipped you with a shirt, and then I FedExed it back to him when you got here?

Take dirk's advice.

Scotland? :dunno:

:confused: :wtf: By sectioned, do you mean, like, drawn and quartered? :dunno:

So, um, what would be the odds of having Andrés ship you to California instead of the t-shirt I won? :shy: :D

I've tried donating ***** about 3 times in the past, but I just can't bring myself to go through with it. I can't make it past the preliminary ***** screening. You see, at the sight of a needle I turn into the world's biggest pussy and run the other way. You couldn't imagine how hard it is for...

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Who's Sky? Is he one of your gamer buddies?

I was on standby at work, waiting for Teamsters to get there so we could do our work. You're definitely not unwanted! In fact, I got you a nice pen, complete with new bedding a blanket, and clean food and water bowls for when you arrive. You'll be so happy here! :lovecoupl - - - Updated - - -...

I thought you lived in Midland. :confused: Speaking of which, have you ever been here?

I thought the thread title was another of Roald's spelling butcherings and he was asking if anyone used Vicodin. :1orglaugh

You should e-mail webmaster@freeones.com and have them take a look because you should be getting the same thing as on a computer. I'm on my phone, and I get the same display and features as I do on a computer.

On the main board page, scroll down all the way, and press where it says "view full site". That disables the mobile version and you get all the features of the desktop version of the board.

Yes. If you need a post deleted you can just report it and ask us to delete it. That's definitely faster than connecting us individually.

That's what it says under my user name. :hybrid:

The correct term is Internet Romeo. :facepalm: /:douchebag:

I did? I mean, yes, of course I did... :angels:

:baconsalt:

What if I'm not married, and I still don't have sex? :(

You look sexy in any video. You should see some of the ones I've taken while you're ********. You look so cute when you're snoring and have drool at the corner of your mouth. :lovecoupl

Andrés informed me this morning that he had just shipped her to my house via UPS. :)

Andrés informed me this morning that he had just shipped her to my house via UPS. :)

:dickhead:

What a snivelling little ****! Someone should punch him in the teeth to show him some humility! But, enough about Andrés, that Beaver's a douchebag!

If you're using your phone, you can just view the full site instead of mobile view and you don't have to wait until you're on a computer. It has all the same features as you would get on a computer.

Bite me.

Girl talks about getting really excited about really small things... Story of my life... :(

If you're using your phone, you can just view the full site instead of mobile view and you don't have to wait until you're on a computer. It has all the same features as you would get on a computer.

I've tried banning myself repeatedly, but I haven't found a way to do it. Does that count? :confusedcow:

So this isn't the place to complain about getting fucked out of a t-shirt because some dipshit couldn't follow the god damned rules? :mad:

-oEi4-9o1eU

Boyfriend?!? :wtf: Do I look like a queer or something??? I have a buddy from high school who's Filipino. *IF* we end up going, and we're near your city I'll be sure to hit you up.