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  1. Facetious

    Most Americans just don't want small cars

    and something about ''Revoking a man card''... Watching reruns again? :yesyes:
  2. Facetious

    Most Americans just don't want small cars

    When gas is $3/gal. and nobody is bitchin, the guys who drive big trucks with clean beds are no longer idiots? :dunno:
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    Worst Name Ever

    Hung Ding.... A guy that was in one of my classes... poor guy during roll call. :(
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Straight Guys: Do you mind a nice looking penis when you're watching porn?

    :error: quite frankly to the contrary.
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    Smoker or non-smoker?

    Non smokers are fat asses who will die prematurely from the effects of diabetes or coronary complications related to high cholesterol... besides, they always bite their dirty finger nails. :tongue:
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    Straight Guys: Do you mind a nice looking penis when you're watching porn?

    Re: Straight Guys: Do you mind a nice looking penis when you're watching porn? I hand a nice looking one (mine... duh) when.... you know...:o
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    What pisses you off?

    The seemingly endless buffoonery. :clap:
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    busting your load at work! who did you get off too?

    ^ Shoreline ''Amping Theatre'' we used to call it... there? I once worked at a winery tasting room and ended up screwing the proprietor's ******** at least twice in the vineyards and once in the **** warehouse, does that count for busting my load at work?:clap: These are great memories...
  11. Facetious

    Florida 'Officer Of The Year' Arrested For **** Dealing

    Easy, officer Britto should just use a Latrell Sprewell defense... “I told you I needed to feed my ******,”
  12. Facetious

    What's your favourite song?

    Re: What's your favourite song? djVGhqvl_8A you don't really expect us to pick just one, do you?
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    Auto industry, seeing new life, is on hiring spree

    Yea, I love those 800 hp gasoline guzzlin Ford Foundation Special Edition custom Mustangs too!
  14. Facetious

    14 Propaganda Techniques Fox "News" Uses to ********* Americans

    Kudos to fox for reporting those sensitive :shy: stories of which the msm would rather not report (relative to the actions and inactions of this is ....ummm.... regime) Now that's the kind of media bias I like! ;)
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    CNN cuts Eliot Spitzer from its primetime arena

    Oh yea, Elliot, wasn't he the guy that was about to turn the tables over on a handful of greedy/crooked wall street types, but ended up getting the tables turned over on himself for nothing more than sex? Many have speculated that, had big money not had anything (i.e., Dupre :boobies: ) on...
  16. Facetious

    Board Rules

    Me too, today in fact.... I was just walking along the sidewalk minding my own business as usual (unless provoked - which I was not) and out of nowhere :ak47:------- Drive by! :rolleyes: Freak, huh? :1orglaugh
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    Board Rules

    The inmates are runnin the asylum 1:facepalm:2:facepalm:3:facepalm:4:facepalm:5 :facepalm:
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    What pisses you off?

    You're a case study mr-> :thumbsup: :1orglaugh
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    What pisses you off?

    ^Yea, and because you need to keep up with the pace of the contract, you have to be nice and congenial to his or her holiness state inspector who has no hands on field experience ... everything they know comes from a text. :facepalm: º_0
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    What pisses you off?

    Carhart canuck! :P Re: What pisses you off? Authority figures. Useless, clueless, incompetent, clipboard carrying, paper pushing, bureaucratic, affirmative action authority figures.... the one's who have no business doing what they do, but they have the power of the gumment behind them...
  21. Facetious

    AOL urges men to 'masturbate'

    1oLtzrAsIgU There, is that good enough for you? :clap::cool: Hey, no fair! Where's the sound? How could somebody possibly upload a video of a cymbol crash w/out the crash? This is going to be a curious day, I can just feel it. :o
  22. Facetious

    14 Propaganda Techniques Fox "News" Uses to ********* Americans

    The proletariat social democrats are more than happy to spread the wealth of the private sector working class, you know, make the middle class and self made millionaires pay down the costs associated with housing and feeding the next generation of loyal democrat party constituents, the more the...
  23. Facetious

    What pisses you off?

    Mosquitos, moths, spiders, crane flys... ants.... the inconsiderate little pesties, who invited them inside my home in the wee hrs of the morning? I mean, would you enter somebody else's home if you found an open door or window..... at 03:07 hours (AM)? I think not!
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    Obama tries to stop execution in Texas of Mexican killer

    He's just pandering to his hopeful 2012 electorate..... All said, this is stupid, Seize (caesar), criticize the president on the issues, not on his actions... damn you trouble makers.... we might be able to connect the dots of this administration with guys like you around. :hammer: :sarcasm...
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    Favourite dish

    Dang it! You have me thinkin 24hr Safeway Store right now.:drool2: :looks frantically for car keys & wallet: ;) Tell me, NV, (hey, I like that, NV = Nevada, did that happen by chance? ;)) what do you do for gravy stock, just seer the chunks of beef in a cast iron pan, add some onions, brown...
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    Favourite dish

    BBQ or roast Duck with Minnesota wild rice. Yummy! Sprig, Mallard or a couple of teal, yeah!! :yummie:
  27. Facetious

    Best Place to cum on her??

    Re: Best Place to cum on her?? I'm somewhat traditional.... in her! :cool: It just seems like a waste for me to have my hands on my dick when I'm about to shoot, I can do that any day of the week all by my damned self! ;)
  28. Facetious

    What boobs do u like?

    I like a fit and trim physique on a woman, so B or C, nothing that's gonna get real saggy in short order.
  29. Facetious

    14 Propaganda Techniques Fox "News" Uses to ********* Americans

    Yet, the fabian socialists are working on it... gradually as they do. ;). How about my local county hospital, that's obviously a local tax payer paid entity... and what about the Veterans Affairs services for veterans? :dunno: We have the government subsidizing both citizens as well as big...
  30. Facetious

    14 Propaganda Techniques Fox "News" Uses to ********* Americans

    You must be referring to the skyrocketing healthcare insurance rates that have taken effect over the last ten years, well, ten years ago I was paying about a thousand bucks a year out of pocket for full coverage Blue Cross Medical Insurance, today it's probably a thousand bucks a month give or...
  31. Facetious

    Warring ants know their enemies

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    Warring ants know their enemies

    No, but when resources become scarce they will sometimes chow down on their own brood just to keep the colony going until resources are located. Maybe some of the 12,000 + known varieties of ants in fact separate their deceased worker sisters from the general waste of the colony, but most...
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    14 Propaganda Techniques Fox "News" Uses to ********* Americans

    Total government regulation leads to rationing! ...don't start! :1orglaugh What was the government entity that was supposed to referee the transactions of stock sales... I can't recall the acornym.... does anybody remember? Yea, they were downloading reams and reams of porn while wall st. was...
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    14 Propaganda Techniques Fox "News" Uses to ********* Americans

    FIXED :o Nationalizing ;) Banking, Healthcare, Energy, Auto manufacturing, you name it.
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    14 Propaganda Techniques Fox "News" Uses to ********* Americans

    It's true, government dependence is not only a trap, it's the hip new way for otherwise able bodied young people to live their lives. Really, government assistance was originally designed as a safety net for those who are unable to work the rigors of routine employment, you know, to assist...
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    14 Propaganda Techniques Fox "News" Uses to ********* Americans

    What ever happened to celebrating diversity of thought you pompous textbook read government dependent babies! Sheesh, if you fox haters had it your way we'd all be living off of the minimums of government general assistance like your single parent ******* were when they raised you. :facepalm: So...
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    14 Propaganda Techniques Fox "News" Uses to ********* Americans

    Re: 14 Propaganda Techniques Fox "News" Uses to ********* Americans As compared to Alinsky's techniques used to ********* the new, hopeful and progressive proletariats of 'merika....:1orglaugh From the text: ''Rules for Radicals'' :1orglaugh
  38. Facetious

    Obama's gaffe dwarfs all others

    ... united nations/arab league types? ... Wait! we are talking about 0bama's approval to preemptively ****** Libya, correct? At least 'w' had received approval from both houses of Congress prior to invading Iraq unlike obama who, for his role in Libya, only received approval from two non...
  39. Facetious

    Obama's gaffe dwarfs all others

    Julius, you didn't have to open up a special thread over this matter, it has a home here!:cool: 0bama was a disaster from the day he named his first selection of tax evading cabinet appointments, Hilda Solis, Tiny Tommy Daschle and Turbo Tax Timothy, among others, nice job of vetting, '0'. :clap:
  40. Facetious

    What pisses you off?

    Communalist Bicyclists of diverse ethnic backgrounds tig1T97At3I
  41. Facetious

    ''It wasn't the rabbits or the rattlesnakes that started this fire"

    Who woulda thunk? :facepalm: Where are the environmentalists on this issue? :crickets: http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/06/21/usa-wildfires-idUSN1E75K23720110621
  42. Facetious

    I can't take it anymore.

    C'mon, Galactic... back to post #2 ... sing along now! "Breathe" by David Gilmour
  43. Facetious

    What pisses you off?

    A half hour would be better for me because it never fails, my phone always seems to want to ring during the time I discover that I want to edit a post for whatever reason. I'll lobby Petra about an extension if you will.:stir: :1orglaugh
  44. Facetious

    What pisses you off?

    Sure, blame it on your roommates, the truth is, freezer much too jam packed full of elk meat... door won't close properly. :1orglaugh Have thawed elk... make jerky!
  45. Facetious

    What pisses you off?

    1) When I find errors in my grammar or spelling after speed reading the proofread. :facepalm: 2)The relatively short 15 minute window of edit time.
  46. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

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  47. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    ^ gracias, Marlo! Does everybody remember this long lost lead? ...... J2sxyBMHtMM
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    What are you listening to right now?

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  49. Facetious

    What pisses you off?

    The "tilt function" on my Canon printer... the slightest bump and that fucker has to go through the motions WASTING INK UNNECESSARILY... reverse engineering motha f'ers and their money makin schemes.... any way to pull one over on the comsumers. :flame::flame: It's getting to the point where I...
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