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  1. Facetious

    Is Lebron the greatest to ever play the game?

    Re: Is Lebron the greatest to ever play the game? No, Wilt the Stilt was. fXRhO6Rxu98
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    Is this the worst case of ****** cruelty you have ever seen?

    Don't set me off, man! Don't go there! :checksoutofthreadwithoutlooking: :runsaway:
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    The Official Bash All Religion Thread

    I'll keep that in mind this Monday when I visit the Golden Gate National Cemetery and once again, view the 90+ percent of headstones that feature the sign of the cross.... dam those malleable, weak minded - brainwashed American veterans, what did they know? :shakesfist:
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    The Official Bash All Religion Thread

    √ I like this!
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    If gas cost $10 a gallon...

    It's a neat concept, but I think that you're gonna run into trouble on the supply side of the equation. Really, considering that there will be 10 other guys in your neighborhood who also want to ''set up shop'', you might find yourself in a *** fight in ..the backo alleys behind the greasy spoon...
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    If gas cost $10 a gallon...

    If the price of gas goes up to $5.00/gallon, the American Investment Recovery Act (remember those stimulus recovery dollars?) will surely be wiped out.
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    The Official Bash All Religion Thread

    Are there atheists in fox holes?
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    Is lying about historical events criminal?

    Re: Is lying about historical events criminal? ''The Americans slaughtered the Indians wholesale and stole their land . . . . never mind what the Canadians did, we're talking about Americans now!'' :hammer: :1orglaugh
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    Favourite flavour of crisps?

    Re: Favourite flavour of crisps? And here I thought that author was a midwestern boy all this time. :dunno: I think that flavored :uhem: potato chips generally have too much seasoning and salt on them, why in the hell do they do this for? I'll go with plain Lays Reduced Sodium. I didn't...
  10. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    Ozzy • Little Dolls Ozzy • No Bone Movies :banger:
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    Why do people during sex just keep doing inside and outside of pussy

    A one pump chump in the making here. :facepalm:
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    Guys, Is there anything in the world...

    Ya gotta love it when she disappears under the covers! :drool2::D
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    What are you listening to right now?

    1W7VyOOdUrY&feature=related
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    Why the rapture did not happen

    Who even paused for a mere second to contemplate that it might happen? :*****:
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    Favorite Toy/Toys when you were a ***?

    BIG Re-gifter :tongue::drool1::P
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    'Genderless' ***** Ignites Firestorm in Canada

    Re: 'Genderless' ***** Ignites Firestorm in Canada Damned hermaphrodite arsonist ********! :cussing: As if we don't have enough natural disasters to contend with! :mad:
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    Is lying about historical events criminal?

    Re: Is lying about historical events criminal? Hell no it's not *******, grubby collectivist - revisionist - apparatchik teachers do it hundreds of thousands of times a day, coast to coast, border to border. Also, watch for the things teachers don't teach your **** (omission).
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    Epic Guitar

    VC02wGj5gPw&feature=related :bowdown:
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    NFLs' Ray Lewis: A lockout means more crime

    article Ray is certainly eager to play football this season, no question about that! :nanner: Oh, btw, Ray, what did you and your friends do to **** off a bye weekend in your earlier days... hmmm? :1orglaugh
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    Biggest Set Up : Religion

    Sorry Jizz, I'm too tired and lazy to seek out the other thread.... I'll take answers from anybody and everybody on this... How do non theists feel about death... or after death to be more accurate? Could a non theist possibly be open minded to the idea of an afterlife of some sort? I'm not...
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    Favorite Toy/Toys when you were a ***?

    Red Line series Hot Wheels, slot cars, Wrist Rocket sling shot, baseball, bat & glove, basketball, football, ping pong table & set, Tonka dump truck, loader, & dozer, pump up water pressure rockets, Estes Rockets (with my bro's supervision), bat kites - These things were so cool! We used to...
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    Nannies to regulate e cigarettes

    That's a good question, however, now that I think about it, I doubt that the e-cig apparatus itself would be regulated because they themselves don't contain the ''relief serum'', the refills cartridges (or whatever they're calling them) do. In any event, should the govt. go ahead with their...
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    Justice Dept. Green-Lights Prosecution of John Edwards!

    I'd much prefer to see johnny ride off into the sunset never to be seen or heard from again, really, I don't hold a grudge against the man. . . let him be, leave him alone and his conscience will take care of the rest. We don't need to prosecute this guy.
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    Nannies to regulate e cigarettes

    Well, as they say, good cardiovascular health compliments long lived erections (stamina). How many months have you been clean, btw? All in all, that's a great success story you have there, it's too bad that these devices aren't better advertised! If anything, the American Cancer Society...
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    President Obama touches down in Ireland at start of six-day European tour

    Did obama touch the queen again this time? :1orglaugh Also, as a gift to the queen, did obama offer some more DVDs of the ****** like he did in 2009 .... or the tied for second option ... old dusty Beta or VHS tapes revealing his radical left wing political upbringing? :1orglaugh :rofl: :clown:
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    Any time, sir. :hatsoff: Hope that business and everything ****** related is going well for...

    Any time, sir. :hatsoff: Hope that business and everything ****** related is going well for you. :glugglug:
  27. Facetious

    Chrysler repays $7.6 Billion in Bailout Money

    Don't tell me, is it more GM-like bait and switch?
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    President Obama touches down in Ireland at start of six-day European tour

    ^ This is worse than the wedding, really! :facepalm: OK, almost as bad then. A Flock of Seagulls?:dunno: Damn, those guys look great for their age! :P
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    Supreme Court: California prisons must release 33,000 inmates.....

    ^ CYNIC!!! :P The way Mr. Obledo & friends talk, the blacks, whites and yellows of California will soon know first hand what balkanization is all about. Aside: I can only wonder how all of my Mexican friends and acquaintances are going to act once the reconquista tide of majority population...
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    Supreme Court: California prisons must release 33,000 inmates.....

    The problem is that there is no realistic political will to enforce ******* entry & exit on the borders. Adding insult to injury, as America is financially broken, due in large part to government overexpenditures, the greedy bastards who rule the 11th wealthiest (in GNP) Mexico refuse to build...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Gamma (Montrose) • Four Horsemen :banger:
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    What is up with women assualting people at fast food places lately???

    Well, we all know about the Chuck E. Cheese brawling epidemic over the past several years... count 'em! Great! Let's fight in front of the **** today! :facepalm: They're mostly just a buncha fat ignoramuses that cause all of the problems. ;)
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    President Obama touches down in Ireland at start of six-day European tour

    Who .r-e-a-l-l-y. wears the pants in this marriage? 2 - 3'' shorter than................................................../ Adult Image Hosting Dayom! that is one huge woman! :eek::surprise: :runslikehell: More on topic...How much of the Irish debt obligation is :facepalm:h-bama going to...
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    Teen hit by 2 trains

    Let's just say he got hit by the first train and, just seconds later, his severely dismembered corpse got hit by the other. Who knows, the *** might have been in the act of saying good bye to a cruel world, it happens quite frequently on tracks in my area.
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    Supreme Court: California prisons must release 33,000 inmates.....

    more I may die, but at least I'll die fighting. ... that's from me. ;)
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    What pisses you off?

    As one mile wide, multiple vortex tornados are clearing the face of the earth in Joplin, Misery... Baseball. :*****: :1orglaugh
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    My Life is Bro

    fixed
  38. Facetious

    What pisses you off?

    and still be able to stand, not **** your guts out, be able to get up at 6AM and be productive at work the next day i.e. not **** up with a dry mouth and a splitting headache the next day, what? :dunno::1orglaugh Fixed. ;) LIAR! You'd still ***** too much! I know, sonny, I've been around the...
  39. Facetious

    Supreme Court: California prisons must release 33,000 inmates.....

    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/05/23/BAGK1JJQRJ.DTL
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    Nannies to regulate e cigarettes

    The only trouble I would have with the e cig is... the chicoms make them! I simply refuse to ingest or inhale anything made in china knowing that they manufactured glycol laced toothpaste and melamine contaminated pet foods among other things. You mean that you're a better fucker now than you...
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    What pisses you off?

    The designated hybrid vehicle parking only signs out in front of ''Fresh and Easy'' grocery stores.... go stuff it with all of your prepackaged ready to eat meals in disposable plastic containers... BIG hypocrites!!! . :clown:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    cover ove5_eQTgpw
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    WoW, I just banged the Guitarist

    He must have got himself laid, he actually used upper case letters! :P It's a life changing event, isn't it meester? Damned right it is...cuz.... ya better watch your back and keep a low profile Joyzee boy mutha fuck, 'cause that was one of Palbo's items you just poked! Careful where you step...
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    Thanks for the bump, jizzy! That Wilkenfeld chick is amazing, huh? How many 23 y/o male or...

    Thanks for the bump, jizzy! That Wilkenfeld chick is amazing, huh? How many 23 y/o male or females can say that they jammed with Jimmy Page and Jeff Beck at the same time no less! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0hk6un_VTg C-ya
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    The I Told You So Obama Will Fuck Up Thread

    Dateline 5/11 Will somebody stop the man-***** from spending our great-great-great grandchildren’s money? Could anybody tell me why does this guy still has an 8.9% positive approval rating?
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    Nannies to regulate e cigarettes

    What's next? article Who cares, I don't use those things, what do I care . . . r i g h t ? :facepalm:
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    who here loves jelly bellies/bellys?

    Gummy Bears for me! ;)
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    This Year I'm Coming to Live With You. And I'll Pay you!

    Day 45: The Jag is missing from Rey's 6 car garage . . . 3 spent nickel plated .38 Special +P casings are found in residence foyer. . .
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    This Year I'm Coming to Live With You. And I'll Pay you!

    Re: This Year I'm Coming to Live With You. And I'll Pay you! That's OK, Ms. Deep, you need not pay me anything, you can live here for free, my mum won't mind. :eek: :surprise: :drool1: :jester:
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