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  1. Facetious

    >>> Scheduled Maintenance on Friday June 24th (FINISHED)

    We're FINISHED! Crappy American servers! I prefer the Dutch server better. :mad: Auntie Petra, can we go back to the Dutch server please? She was so dependable unlike this erratic and upredictable American server.... sheesh, she can't even get the **** to the table. :facepalm: :P
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    >>> Scheduled Maintenance on Friday June 24th (FINISHED)

    :goes on record to report that the current board speed is reminiscent of dial up speeds from the compuserve days: :looks at watch: :helpme:
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    The Official Gardening Thread

    No worries, Cali has more than enough acres of ag to satistfy the needs of you folks in the northern reaches. ;)
  4. Facetious

    The Official Gardening Thread

    ... gonna bring home the bacon and fry 'em squash & zucchini up in a pan? :D
  5. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    Bluesy tune Pat Travers Band • Born Under a Bad Sign
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    What are you listening to right now?

    usulbsg2e5g
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    Thanks for the vintage Skynyrd reps sir! That band was magical in every way, it's too bad that...

    Thanks for the vintage Skynyrd reps sir! That band was magical in every way, it's too bad that it was as short lived as it was.
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    Favorite local eateries

    Re: Favorite eateries A few local joints that aren't national chains are my favorites, but generally, any place that makes good soft tacos, gyros or falfels are my favorites! :yummie: I also miss the days when you could drive up and park your car in the lot of an A & W Restaurant and a cute...
  9. Facetious

    The Official Gardening Thread

    ''Early Girl'' tomato plants are now over 5 feet tall and have produced about 20 green tomatoes with more blossoms being produced each day. Mature fruit averages in size to that of a handball.
  10. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    Former Ozzy lead guitarist..... Stepping on toes just a wee bit there, Jake? :P nWAohdmCl4o&feature=related
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    >>> Scheduled Maintenance on Friday June 24th (FINISHED)

    Re: >>> Scheduled Maintenance on Friday June 24th Thank you, Henry, Boldy, Roald, Petra, FO's & shareholders, really, this is a first class operation here! ... or it sure looks that way anyway.:hybrid:
  12. Facetious

    Mexican Troops Cross Boarder...

    details:dunno:
  13. Facetious

    The Next President of the United States?

    Re: The Next President of the United States? Best be a populist potus, really, we need the return of a consensual government once again.... once and for all ideally.
  14. Facetious

    Columbo Peter Falk dies at 83!

    Robert Blake is not a ********! :Adds to list: :D
  15. Facetious

    Should the U.S. Pull Out Of Afghanistan?

    Victory is not awarded to those who make no mistakes, it's awarded to those who make the fewest i.e. we need not be perfect to be good, capisce?
  16. Facetious

    Should the U.S. Pull Out Of Afghanistan?

    In retrospect, the whole campaign was a misadventure from a to z, really, wtf have we accomplished besides getting a lot of Americans ****** for nothing in return. Afghanistan will be unruly forever! always has been.... always will be. With the poppy comes corruption... is anybody surprised by...
  17. Facetious

    Mexican Troops Cross Boarder...

    Damn u.s. and our nation of fatherless young men, we deserved every slap in the face we get! Damn those Americans who resist diversity and multiculturalism at every step, racists!:cussing: Break up this nation of 50 states that never was... after all, we stole it from the Indians and Aztecs...
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    Just makin my rounds and wanted to wish you a happy & safe summer .... oh, and winter too...

    Just makin my rounds and wanted to wish you a happy & safe summer .... oh, and winter too... weren't/aren't you traveling in the land of kiwi for a time? ;) Anyway, ya beautifo & we hope you continue on with your solo stuff. :lovecoupl
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    windows to mac? converting over.

    Conversely, PC's are tweaker computers... a favorite of meth freaks in fact!:D Yep, the tweaks strip out lots & lots of machine screw heads. :1orglaugh srsly, I run both and prefer the OS-X to any PC that I've ever seen.
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    Columbo Peter Falk dies at 83!

    Farewell Adult Image Hosting
  21. Facetious

    Millionaires Get Millions in **** Subsidies

    but remember us at election time... quid pro quo.
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    who is the best mexican pornstar in your opinion?

    The thread title should have read exactly as the poll question. ;) I'm stickin with Benz, but who's the one that retired? c'mon you know... I think she had tats.... I can't think of her name, dammit, her name is on the tip of my tongue.... Aside ... All those ''chinamen'' from Taipei, Tokyo...
  23. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    f_1hasiYdgc&NR=1 N:nono:.... N:nono: .....N:nono: DURAN DURAN kDiIszBWUww
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    >>> Scheduled Maintenance on Friday June 24th (FINISHED)

    Re: >>> Scheduled Maintenance on Friday June 24th Yeah, and with that fresh air comes a much needed reality check, really, get away from the virtual and enter the reality a couple of days a week. Go out and get some color, bask in the sun, chase short shorts & tank tops, swim, fish, mtn bike...
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    What pisses you off?

    You're absolutely correct, what kind of socialist potus would allow GE to conduct business without paying any corporate taxes whatsoever? Good Call! :thumbsup: :palmface: Weren't they the jokers who were found to be downloading reams and reams of porn prior to the '08 bankruptcies etc.
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    What are you listening to right now?

    7N1YQ_gE7jc&feature=related
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    Assisted suicide advocate Jack Kevorkian dies

    They do out of concern that you might inadvertently or intentionally cause the loss of life and/or limb to others while in the process of attempting to end your own life i.e. suicide by vehicle crash, suicide by cop(s), ****** suicide, these kinds of things. . . . Ba.... babe... are you still...
  28. Facetious

    What pisses you off?

    Receiving pre approved JP Morgan / Chase Bank credit card applications in the mail on a weekly basis, no exaggeration! I must have received 40 or 50 of these damn things and I don't even bank with this outfit! :flame:
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    No worries, pops :1orglaugh :thumbsup:

    No worries, pops :1orglaugh :thumbsup:
  30. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    Setting the record straight * Very much alive and well . sorry, Art of percussion Pyle. Let's take another look at Art, Allen and the rest of the band.... Do guitar solos get more intense than this? Rarely. :clap: e9C91dQFxjM those were the days
  31. Facetious

    What pisses you off?

    Cats that spray..... particularly the neutered ones! :cool:
  32. Facetious

    What pisses you off?

    Re: What pisses you off? Half cenury aged 'ol bums who coax young, sweet and otherwise innocent young women (3o years his juni:mad:r) into into the p-industry.... Congratula-fuckin lations, I have to deal with the same 'ol grouchy aging sow every day and this guy get's to wear 20 y/os as...
  33. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    ................................................................................... o questions (and I won't tell you no lies) bmWHE4J6Nvw&feature=related RIP Ronnie Van Zant Allen Collins Steve Gaines Cassie Gaines Artimus Pyle Leon Wilkeson Billy Powell
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    Bruce Springsteen songs?

    I like Clarence, but Bruce has bored me to tears for better than 30 years. Really, if Springsteen is/was an acquired taste, I never acquired it and that's really unusual for me. My favorite Springsteen songs are ''Glory Days'' and ''I'm on fire''... sorry, no Clarence in either of those two...
  35. Facetious

    HELP please...

    make certain that the banana is good-n-green, otherwise you're just gonna end up with a mucky messy banana split .... that couldn't be very much fun. :(
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    Jackass star Ryan Dunn ****** in 'high-speed' crash as Porsche explodes into fireball

    Re: Jackass star Ryan Dunn ****** in 'high-speed' crash as Porsche explodes into fire Looks pretty ETOH in pic 3. "What in the world is floating in my ale?!!'' God rest his soul, but he shouldn't have been driving while ***********.
  37. Facetious

    I'm finally rounding third base, and I need your help!

    How about.... stRWtrmXkHo RcroeZEHJWQ not to mention a selection or two from Journey. ... maybe? :1orglaugh
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    Random Photo's From Jessa Flux (aka "UndressJess") Yaaay! ;)

    I like it!!! Yes, yes I do! Ever consider fetish latex? :cool: It looks like you're doing well, Jess... is your canine friend doing good I hope? That was an awful scare you had there back when... I can certainly relate. Anyhow, thanks for this thread, Jess, now if you would excuse me... I'm...
  39. Facetious

    Grieving New Mexico safety hauled off plane, booked for baggy pants

    Nice, like I wanna see this guy's pant legs all bundled up like an accordion. :facepalm: I fucking **** accordions! Hey, isn't there a bumper sticker pertaining to accordion ****? Sorry, Buckwheat, yo good.... yo good.... no worries. :cool:
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    Grieving New Mexico safety hauled off plane, booked for baggy pants

    I wonder if a nursing ****** could board a flight...(?)
  41. Facetious

    The moment comedian Jon Stewart lost his cool with Fox News host Chris Wallace

    The whole fucking thing is a display of nepotism at it's very finest! What are the chances of "Stewart's" ******* being the CEO of the NYSE?:1orglaugh Furthermore, who's Chris Wallace's (registered democrat btw) *****? .... Ya think? :rolleyes: Political debate is noting more than a reality...
  42. Facetious

    Straight Males: Do you like a little ass-play?

    He would have easily netted himself a color analyst spot on ESPN upon retirement.... but no, he had to tell everybody what he really thinks. Anyway, nuff of that... back to regular scheduled programming...
  43. Facetious

    Straight Males: Do you like a little ass-play?

    I wonder how much that cost him? :D
  44. Facetious

    Straight Males: Do you like a little ass-play?

    Dats my buoy!
  45. Facetious

    Straight Males: Do you like a little ass-play?

    It's on the record .... I vote NO! besides, I'm both racist and homophobic, r'member? :facepalm: :p ....the latter more than the former anyway :P :swaps: ''il'' stand for ....Ilyushin
  46. Facetious

    The moment comedian Jon Stewart lost his cool with Fox News host Chris Wallace

    Oh, that's who jon stewart is... I've heard all about him but I could never place the face... never seen him before, nice to meet you, jon, but you gotta entertain me within the first minute or I go bye bye. :wave2: Wow, jon's ******* is the CEO of the NYSE? Oh well, it must be nice to have...
  47. Facetious

    I'm finally rounding third base, and I need your help!

    It's not only oral that's important.... don't forget the handy work! :D
  48. Facetious

    Straight Males: Do you like a little ass-play?

    No, only because the act could be used against me at a later unknown date, as in black male, extortion, coercion etc. Little do you know what's in her pendant, guys.... A Cam! Yea, and if you don't do exactly what she says, your entire office is gonna find out that you've been plugged...
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    ****** sacrifice?Should it be ****** by the UN?

    Fuck You, Julius! I was just forking into the remainder half of my luncheon leftover chicken, rice and bean burrito and you had to ruin it, dick! On the UN ... They're nothing but a gaggle of appointed world elitists that go around the world telling democracies what they can or can't do...
  50. Facetious

    Happy ******'s Day

    Re: Happy ******'s Day Indeed, Happy Fathers Day to a ''dying breed''.
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