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  1. Facetious

    Who's hotter: Bachmann or Palin

    Re: Who's hotter: Bachmann or Palin Hey, no fair, where are the democratic party choices? :1orglaugh :clap: Since when have either of these two ever suggested that the private sector should be in the controlling hands of the grubby government? :confused:
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    Tax cuts don't work

    Sure they work, if I was a businessman worth a mere couple a million and I was contemplating hiring one or more additional employees, I would sure review my numbers first before taking on additional risk(s). Dayom! Do you know how expensive it is to support employees these days? All in all, I...
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    Obama 2012 campaign breaks cash goal, records

    Oh, no! It's the Billion Dollar campaign baby again! (the guy who's been living off the backs of the hard working wealth producing private sector his entire life!) :nono: From Reuters... If he's so good then why does he need a billion dollar campaign fund? It's just like his health care...
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    Arizona State Rep. Points Her ‘Raspberry-Pink’ Loaded *** At Journalist

    Since when is ''Think Progress'' an objective, authentic, unbiased, non partisan and principled news source? :D
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    Arizona State Rep. Points Her ‘Raspberry-Pink’ Loaded *** At Journalist

    Being ashamed of Ruger is very commonplace in *** advocacy circles, Rey.... you're in good company. :hatsoff:
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    The disappearing black middle class

    Woodstock on my mind.
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    Giants hoard cash, small companies "starve": study

    Giants will always hoard cash... who's going to stop them? Really, if politicians are routinely, if not regularly bought and sold, what do we do, seek out a communalist form of government to remedy these injustices? Nope, we'd just end up with fewer, more powerful GIANTS and an authoritarian -...
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    Marine Hydrocarbon seeps

    Adult Image Hosting continued Who knew we were doomed all this time?! :eek: :cool:
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    http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=5858227&postcount=171 That was some interesting ****...

    http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=5858227&postcount=171 That was some interesting ****, Skylar! :hatsoff: Reps sure to follow as the system permits.
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    Worst Name Ever

    Shawon (Sean) Anfernee (Anthony) Mo Cheeks
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    The Debt Ceiling?

    No. Increasing the debt ceiling at this time would be like giving a trust funded heroin addict a lump sum. Look, if the people have to tighten up their belts a notch (because of upcoming increased revenues/higher taxes) it only seems reasonable for the government to do the same.
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    Michele Bachmann Signs Pledge To Ban Pornography

    Michelle Bachmann has as much of a chance outlawing porn in this country as the democrats have outlawing guns in this country. †Guys, we've got ourselves in a heap of ****! :surprise: † democrats and republicans alike
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    Socks, on or off?

    ^Birkenstocks I think. Re: Socks, on or off? Off, but for those who live in the far northern & southern reaches... I understand chill factors... cold feet=puny dick.
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    Socks, on or off?

    Adult Image Hosting The University of California at Santa Cruz look
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    The Official Gardening Thread

    I've heard of stuffing human hair down mole holes to chase them critters away, but never as a fertilizer or for hare control! :1orglaugh You still have those two dozen wabbits in your garage freezer... how many years ago was this shoot? We're talkin' freezer burn! :1orglaugh Re: The Official...
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    Things in porn that turn you off INSTANTLY.

    ''Will Ashli Orion take the porn job" gig? No Gig!
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    Will Ashli Orion Take the Porn Job?

    **** on her whaaaat for $800? Blow a whaaaat in Amsterdamn for how much? :abruptly clicked away from A.O.'s Youtube video with about 2 mins. remaining: Tell me there was punch line I missed ... The whole thing was a joke, right? :eeew:
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    What is the sickest thing you have ever seen on the internet?

    Re: What is the sickest thing you have ever seen on the internet? This chick play bass @ +1:15 to +1:30ish. :helpme:
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    balls are aching

    Search ''Blueballs'' + ''Ball Press'' and something is sure to come up. You might also try the same author + ''Cock & ball separator/sheath'' too... ''Luxurious black leather & lots of chrome studs & rings for the ultimate arousing experience''. :dunno: :1orglaugh
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    balls are aching

    I've done the session sex thing and have never ached, but never the jackin.:dunno: Catch it soon enough and you might retain a nut.;) While we're on the subject... Does 'Pfiagra' really have a side effect of making your face appear flushed red after taking it? Would I have to have a...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    IqdQpW-NvqQ&NR=1
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    Carpet

    :thumbsup: ..Make sure that the machine is a hot water spray/extraction designed machine... something like a Rug Doctor, those Red Colored machines that are often rented at various retail stores, those things pick up the ****! You'll be astonished to see what the recovered detergent/water...
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    What pisses you off?

    Women's shoes that look like fish!! :mad: :1orglaugh
  24. Facetious

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Red, Blue or Black? Glenfiddich? I'm looking at a virgin fifth that I've had in my **** rack for the last 5-6 years... :dusts this thing off: .... yep, ''Glenfiddich unblended scotch *******''. Weird 3 sided bottle, mate! Re: What Are You ******** Right Now? Myer's Dark *** & **** Classic...
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    Can i have a rent reduction if there is some noisy construction work in Vienna?

    Assuming that you did not sign a long term lease, i.e. you're renting on a month to month basis, I'd ask for a 35% reduction and negotiate from there if necessary. Look at it from the perspective of those who are renting the property, if you ditch the place and move to another location, your...
  27. Facetious

    what is this sex position called

    Just describe it at this point! Challenges... we want challenges! So the guy is on his back.... author, the floor is all yours........
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    Worst Name Ever

    ''Is there an I.P. Freely in the house?'' ''Al Kaholic? is the an Al Kaholic in the house tonight? Moe would get so pissed! - ''Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna **** you!'' Adult Image Hosting Extra:Sal Monilla
  29. Facetious

    Most Americans just don't want small cars

    He's vehemently anti capitalist/ anti private sector, unless he hooked himself up with a government job, I would appraise that he doesn't work. ;)
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    What are you listening to right now?

    2009 dk1K1fC5U4k
  31. Facetious

    Whipping it out in public

    This *** is a S.O. in the making.... something about him tells me he's serious business!
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    Whipping it out in public

    I agree, you could be in the same company as a cm as far as your neighbors and employers are concerned. Careful out there, guys, there are decent men on sex offender lists... trail blaze through the poison oak to *** if that's what it takes to get out of the public eye, you could be in for a...
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    Betty Ford died on Friday at age 93.

    :hybrid: Here's one for you ol gal. If my ****** lasts as long as you I'm gonna go insane! Seriously though, 93, no need to be somber, Mrs. Ford lived a long productive life.... RIP
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    What pisses you off?

    Re: What pisses you off? The phobia of answering phones, checking voice mail, fetching letters from my mail box and reading my e-mails... nothing but wants & needs of others. :hammer:
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    Whipping it out in public

    Re: Whipping it out in public Go ahead, all you have to do is offend one single woman and your life will never be the same, peeing or otherwise. :rolleyes: Sex Offender Database :clap:
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    Schoolboy, 14, shot dead gay classmate because 'he thought he had a crush on him'

    Daily Mail IS a tabloid, there's no question about that. ;) Author- ''Daily Mail Reporter'' ain't going to cut it for me, not if I'm seeking genuine objective reporting.
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    TSA Agent Caught With Passenger's iPad in His Pants; Stole $50,000 worth of gadgets

    Re: TSA Agent Caught With Passenger's iPad in His Pants; Stole $50,000 worth of gadge Richard Reid did.
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    What pisses you off?

    When the UPS van drives right past my house.... on Friday! :mad: :1orglaugh
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    Most Americans just don't want small cars

    Wrong & Wrong. Where does your food come from, a ranch or a **** of sorts, right? :rolleyes: Sure if you don't mind leaving the jobsite 3-10 times a day to go fetch tools. I know just a little bit about residential construction and those involved in the trades and I have yet to see one single...
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    Most Americans just don't want small cars

    Our economy need these ''idiots'', they boost domestic truck sales, don't they?
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    Do social workers cause more trouble than they're worth?

    Re: Do social workers cause more trouble than they're worth? Liberals love to spend other people's money, i.e. taxpayer revenues, in order to exacerbate the very problems they pretend to be solving, it's a far left wing democratic party tradition. Seriously, why would social services actually...
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    TSA Agent Caught With Passenger's iPad in His Pants; Stole $50,000 worth of gadgets

    Re: TSA Agent Caught With Passenger's iPad in His Pants; Stole $50,000 worth of gadge His opinion is in protest of the current screening policy, is't it,:cupcake:?
  43. Facetious

    Straight Guys: Do you mind a nice looking penis when you're watching porn?

    After you? Forget it, no copy cat here!
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    Obama tries to stop execution in Texas of Mexican killer

    You walk through the barrio with your red mop and see what happens. :clap: (yes, I remember the artificial pussy you carved out of a grapefruit thread... it was you alright!) :1orglaugh
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    ******* immigrant charged with **** had been deported 9 times prior

    "We call things racism just to get attention. We reduce complicated problems to racism, not because it is racism, but because it works." --- Alfredo Gutierrez, political consultant, as quoted by Richard de Uriarte, The Phoenix Gazette, March 14, 1992 (quoted in The ProEnglish Advocate, 1st...
  46. Facetious

    Overrated or Underrated

    His ****** was awesome in her day. ;) Re: Overrated or Underrated Ron Artest. The guy is a natural born clown and I think he'd make a good stand up act if he isn't already doing gigs already.
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    Fast Food

    In-n-out I'll eat fast food about 3 times a month... twice at in-n-o and the other, at a local pizza joint that hand tosses their pizza d'oh! :clap:
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    And America Keeps Getting Fatter

    Back to the bigger cars again I guess...:clap:
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    Legalize same sex marriage and pot!

    Go ahead, legalize both, but remember, don't blow your second hand smoke in my face, and no, you're not going to open up a special ********* advocacy bureaucracy with an annual budget of a quarter of a billion dollars .... same goes for the gay marriage thingy ...and finally, don't bother me...
  50. Facetious

    Most Americans just don't want small cars

    It doesn't work in America because our cities aren't as interconnected as the rest of the world. Take a hike in one of the many available regional parks or preserves sometime, get away from all of the people for a change, you might like it.
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