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Well, you could start doing his job. Now go make me a sandwich and start sucking.

Wow! He must have been ***** if he was naked and threatening Texas troopers from Vegas (yes, go back and read it again). And come on Harry, a Trans Am? The cop wasn't named Justice was he?

Selling's legal, fucking's legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal? - George Carlin.

^^this^^ :iloveyou: I have people rag on me for the amount of milk that I ***** but, I don't care. I have been in situations where I should have broken many bones but walked away without a scratch. I think that I'm going to get a glass right now.

Because "legit therapists" aren't out to make money for themselves.

Yes, but they can't. I certainly wouldn't say it in anything that involves them.

Well it explains why there are so many wars in Middle Earth. Just trying to **** off the competition for the poontang.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/russell-means-indian-activist-actor-dies-72-17533883#.UIbJj8XA9Xs RIP Russell.

What ? Yes a good lawyer is a good idea but, as the girlfriend left him, there is no need for a prenup. If she wants to come back now and he takes her back then he deserves to get fleeced.

Libertarians 9% OF THE PUBLIC What They Believe Economically very conservative but moderate to liberal on social issues Highly critical of government Strongly pro-business Accepting of homosexuality Less religious than the average American Moderate views about immigrants compared to other...

Her name wasn't Jerry was it?

So you would penalize the team with the best record? Baseball is a game of rhythm, if you sit a team for a week and a half they are not going be ready for game speed pitching. Either go back to two divisions in each league, or have one wild card team. The only good thing that the second wild...

OK, I'll bite... or least nibble... or maybe lick... wait... what were we talking about? Oh, ghost stories. My Grandmother was living with me when my *** died. About a month or so after *** ******, I had to run over to my ***'s house one morning to help him out with something. When I got back...

I'm not positive, but I'm pretty sure that the OP got turned down by the blonde in the pink thong.

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Because Canada won't let him in.

Mitt, you are a dumb ass. You are running for POTUS and everyone has a camera on their phone. As far as the comment itself, he is absolutely right. A lot of people don't want to hear this, but nobody owes you a damn thing. How did people survive the Great Depression? They hit the bricks and...

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Well, I've never seen a cat put their nose right in someones crotch when they meet them for the first time. Dogs win.

Well let's see here, 19-26, 253 yds, 2 TD, 0 INT and a passer rating of 129.2. Yep, I guess Denver should have stayed with Tebow.:rolleyes:

Wow, 5 rushes for 11 yards.

Just to set the record straight, I am ThatRedWing. I am not however, ThisRedWing. I hope that this clarifies all of those.

Fuck that ****! Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a...

Boston Braves @ Brooklyn Dodgers, April 15, 1947.

Shhhhhh..... Don't let VV see this or we will get to see a bunch of ********* fuck polls.

Hey, a lot of those Texas football players can read. It's mostly the eighth year seniors, and only at a fourth grade level, but they can read.

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The Raiderettes, especially during the L.A. years. Tampa has had some honeys as has the Texans. Of coarse I am biased toward my Cowboys but they do have to be in mix as well.

It depends on your criteria. As the best POP band ever then no, they are not. As the end all, be all in music then yes, they are. John and Paul were great songwriters and George was a very underrated guitar player. I can name a dozen bands that are/were better but they're not Pop bands.

Ha ha.

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No, the ****** semen usually takes care of that.

That was my point. Why have the the match if nobody is going to buy even the possibility of 'Taker losing it? At least with Triple H there was a doubt about the outcome because he could have put himself over as an ego trip. You have to have some sort of suspense or the match doesn't matter.

To be fair, Trent said in an interview that he himself now considers it more of a Cash song than a NIN song.

That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. It could be a pretty good match, but as a WM match it means nothing. Why would you have 'Taker put over a part-timer to end the streak?

Maybe not great military leaders in the classic Eurocentric definition, but I would add some names to the discussion. Tehcumseh, Red Cloud, Gall, Geronimo, King Phillip, Black Hawk, Crazy ***** and other "Native Leaders" from all parts of the globe should be mentioned.

Getting too hard deciding who your team is for the year? :bandwagon:

I just use these.

Just try to cut my hair and I will cut you. Don't even joke about taking down my glorious mop.

One of these is not native to your country. Can we guess which one?

I would ask who the fuck you are, but if you are gone I wouldn't get an answer.

Are the Cubs still in the Majors?

OK, help me fill in some blanks here. Why am I at the border by myself? I am pretty sure that my wife would do a lot worse to me than any **** cartel could. Now let's say that I wasn't married. Why not just go to regular watering hole and pick up some strange there? It would be a whole lot cheaper.

If anybody knows about other people talking about their tiny penis, it's dirk. You should listen to him.

Not sober.:****:

Hey, why not? They should have one night a week dedicated to trivia shows about epic fictional tales.

Yeah, it's too hard to choose just one thing. I will go on a Bourbon bender once in a great while. I guess I would have to say a good stout would be my choice if you put a *** to my head. Bell's Kalamazoo Stout is a good one as well as being brewed fairly close by...

Grizzly bear penis. Mmmmm.

I knew that you were a fucking zombie.:zombie:

Pain don't hurt. Seriously though, physical pain has cost me a paycheck or two. Emotional pain has cost me jobs and a motherfucking house.