Elwood70
Torn & Frayed.
Just to set the record straight, I am NOT Steve Dallas.
Coulda fooled me...
I'm not Keith Richards either.....maybe....
Just to set the record straight, I am NOT Steve Dallas.
I'm not really Vodkaz Victim.
My real name is Boned.
James Boned.
And I work for the British government. That's all that you need to know.
No! I'm Spartacus!
To be clear, I have fucked the real BoothBabe. She died from excessive orgasms, so you're not her.
You guys said swears! I'm telling Petra!Just to set the record straight, I am the real gunslingingbird, and fuck you guys. :hatsoff:
There was this guy named thebigswede which wasn't me.
I am not Big Swede studios.
I am not Big Swede photography.
I am not Big Swede resort.
I am not Big Swede the ******* truck.
I am not Big Swede media.
This isn't me either:
I use other instruments to create sounds.So youre not a part of the Swedish House Mafia then?
Nice rack & Nord btw!![]()
I use other instruments to create sounds.