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  1. Facetious

    Reclusive mining heiress leaves $30million to nurse who cared for her for 20 years

    Re: Reclusive mining heiress leaves $30million to nurse who cared for her for 20 year Isolation, eccentric behavior and mental illness in general is actually quite common within the ranks of the super wealthy, take Howard Hughes for example.... Adult Image Hosting ;)
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    ******* man calls 911 5 times for iPhone service assistance

    *****: "...you're wasting my time..." 911 call taker: "... You're the one who called me!" :1orglaugh
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    ******* man calls 911 5 times for iPhone service assistance

    I wonder what he sounds like when he's sober. :1orglaugh
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    ******* man calls 911 5 times for iPhone service assistance

    Listen :1orglaugh
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    How ***** have you ever been?

    fixed
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    How ***** have you ever been?

    I tried to break dance on halloween on my friend's gfs parquet floor when I was about 19... I ended up breaking some cheap china! I also drove my pick up truck with a friend to 7-11 at about 1:45 AM to pick up 4 cases of **** to take back to a party. When we were walking out of the store with...
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    Police Captain Joins Occupy Wall Street & Gives Advice

    Who enabled Wall Street to wreck the economy? Do you remember this story that lasted about a half a day? I do. SEC Porn Probe: Staffers Watched Porn As Economy Crashed :facepalm::facepalm::facepalm: Have the occupiers set up camp outside the SEC headquarters? :confused: How many of the...
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    Joe Paterno diagnosed with lung cancer

    Just a day or so ago, big Joe also transferred the deed of his home to his wife for the sum of a dollar.
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    Solar Power

    I used to **** bugs on the sidewalk with solar power. :P
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    A Serious Question Part V

    Judging from Mollie's reaction, both envy and jealousy. Adult Image Hosting RIP Mollie
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Beck

    Big Block :cool:
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    "Boom!"

    Try roasting chestnuts in your oven w/out first piercing the shells. Not cool! ø:cool:ø
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    What Pisses You Off In Porn?

    Re: What Pisses You Off In Porn? Trends. Every ending has to be a goo shot. :*****:
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    California teacher under investigation for running porn site on school computer

    It seems like people are pushing everything to the extreme limits these days... you asked for it, you got it! "The average age of the world's greatest civilizations has been 200 years. These nations have progressed through this sequence: "From bondage to spiritual faith...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    ^ Meniketti never received the credit he deserved. _____________________________________________ 1kPerqc3jsc
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    What pisses you off?

    Not noticing any difference when receiving rep pts. :mad: :cthulhu: :stir: :tongue: Repent! :nono:
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    If you have sex with a prostitute...

    You might be a redneck......... anesthesiologist. :D Adult Image Hosting :P
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    Obama + Chavez in Benneton ad

    Story & Pics :eeew:
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    ''HELLRAISER'': White House shooting suspect?

    Profile A http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?399038-A-Ron-Paul-supporter-kicked-out-of-Tea-Party-rally&highlight=tea+party Profile B http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/white-house-shooting-oscar-ortega-hernandez-charged-attempting-assassinate-obama-article-1.979285 :surprise...
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    Bears Hall of Famer Hampton refuses White House invite

    :rofl2:... and your one way street! :facepalm::clown: :yahoo: Show me the record pertaining to unduly elected presidents.
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    What pisses you off?

    cnn's apparent obsession over the "two month anniversary of occupy wall street" WHO CARES? :facepalm:
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    Songs that are blatant rip-offs of other songs.

    tif1C6dwH6o S2QX7GZJRpE&ob=av2e :P
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    Christian School Teacher caught Jerking Off behind Podium During Lecture

    The occupiers want home schooling to be *******... it's in their manifesto. :rofl2:
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    Losing it... like $500,000

    ^Fair enough. I'm surprised that the cartellos didn't hire an ******* or two to attempt reclaim the minivan... :ring ring: "Hello, Mr. Thrifty? Yes, on that minivan we rented... yea, my wife insists that a diamond fell out of her ring in that van, is it still in one of your lots...
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    Christian School Teacher caught Jerking Off behind Podium During Lecture

    This story reminds me of the notorious 'penis pump judge' :rofl2: Adult Image Hosting
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    Losing it... like $500,000

    To what end, the blow is in the hands of the authorities and ol Charlie here is nothing more than an innocent shuddering victim of circumstance, he shouldn't have to pay the ultimate price because somebody else's stupidity. :shy: Poor Charlie. Aside: I wonder if Thrifty® experienced a spike in...
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    Losing it... like $500,000

    Oh, you mean the "Brenneke" loads?
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    Most Tarnished Legacy In Sports?

    Can they be dead? Pitcher Steve Howe Ken Caminiti 3B (Astros - Padres) RIP gentlemen ___________________________________ 'Honorable mention' :P Marty McSorley - NHL
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    Obama and Sarkozy overheard badmouthing Israeli PM Netanyahu

    Why is everybody dogpiling on Israel for, they're largely a hard working lower middle - middle class society. Really, get off of your sorry bandwagons, if you insist on taking your aggressions out on the jews, do so against all of those greedy democratic party voting CEO/CFOs in Manhattan...
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    Why is China building huge structures in the middle of the desert?

    China is a dear ally of ours, Baracko said as much and that's all I need to know. :lovecoupl: PEACE Adult Image Hosting
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    What pisses you off?

    :rofl2: You reminded me of something... "Former professional basketball star Latrell Sprewell, who three years ago rejected a $21 million contract offer, calling it insulting and saying he had a ****** to feed, had his 70-foot, $1.5 million, Italian-built yacht repossessed Tuesday." Bums...
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    What pisses you off?

    When you reach the age when 1 year goes by as fast as what seems to be 3 or 4 months... Don't *** yourselves all of you twenty somthing y/o punks who think you're immortal, you ain't! Half your life is over... get off of the fucking computer and start living life NOW! Skunked? :D :P
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    Obama and Sarkozy overheard badmouthing Israeli PM Netanyahu

    I wonder what Sark was saying about 0bama behind his back after 0 blew off that state dinner when passing through France during the first year of his presidency ('09). Yep, the tables were set, everything was secured, the chef's were in the kitchen and Obama flakes out in a most disrespectful...
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    Honest question: do you ever think of...

    Yea, during those "dry spells" following the break up of a significant relationship I'd end up stooping to a lower standard of female company, you know, not a lot lower standard, but generally chicks that could tide me over until I found something better. Having sex with "tide over" g/fs has...
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    Insider trading is *******... unless you're a member of Congress.

    Yea, that and.... ''Dianne Feinstein donates $5 million of own money to her campaign'' "Donates" :rofl2: What's di fi's salary, in the Senate? What were they sampling, Johnny? :P
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    Losing it... like $500,000

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    What is the very best toy you had when you were a ***?

    We had a summer cabin that backed up to a rather large golf course in the Lake Tahoe basin... often times I could find a dozen golf balls in the evenings after the course had closed... I think you know where I'm going with this... P-Ting!!!!! : -----------------------------------------> a lot...
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    What is the very best toy you had when you were a ***?

    Adding to the box of toys... A 70's Smith & Wesson .22 Cal single shot air rifleAdult Image Hosting Also there were those pistols and Tommygun rifles (real toys we're talkin here) that shot those penny sized plastic discs.... those were cool too! :glugglug:
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Maine man awarded new Honda after driving a million + miles on his

    It's a poor business model to mfgr cars that last for 1,000,000 miles ... I bet that the replacement car doesn't last for more than 200k mi. ... the airbags and/or the ecm probably quit after a secret random preset mileage or timeline leaving a guy with a ten y/o car the choice of scrapping his...
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    Whot ze fuck?! What's happening with my Shemale threads?!

    Best thread here in ages! :rofl2: ... or at least since the board went to the '4' version anyway. ;)
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    how many members are going to leave freeones because of the new changes?

    Well, to the dismay of most members, I don't anticipate myself leaving anytime soon :P but I must say that there is something peculiar about the board and it's membership ever since the changes took effect and I can't quite put my finger on what it is. :helpme:
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    Maine man awarded new Honda after driving a million + miles on his

    Change the oil about every 6k (5k preferably) and never run them hot (to the point of overheating) and they usually just go..go..go! BTW... Trippy sig there, bro! Really, you're in the high 100k's on a car that is only 6 years old? :surprise: I hope you get reimbursed from your employer for...
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    I'm freezing my ass off

    Who cares about the temps! Jane needs 'service" of which I will eagerly provide..... "Hello, Southwest Air, when's you next plane to Tempe?" :yummie: :yesyes:
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    Cheating

    Are married guys and/or gals supposed to be hotter sexual commodities than those who aren't? Explain. :dunno: :helpme:
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