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  1. Facetious

    Who else has shitcanned facebook?

    I signed up about a year and a half ago, but did so using my first name and the first four letters of my last name so that I wouldn't be noticed. You see, I have enough on my plate already with email, text and voicemail messages, I don't want, nor do I need the feeling of obligation of having to...
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    Sharp rise in foreclosures

    See ''Community Reinvestment Act'' and all of the related laws, acts, revisions and various bureaucracies involved (Contents sample below).... Fuuuck! they multiply like bacterium, one spawns another and another spawns two more until 8 hours later there's a million bacterium! :1orglaugh Have...
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    Occupy Wall Street... mansions

    Re: Occupy Wall Street... mansions I wonder if any of these louts ever made it over to the gates of jeffery immelt's place... or soros', dick fuld's (of lehman bros fame) hanky panky paulson's or any close associate of gold-sachs to name a few ... I kinda doubt it. :facepalm:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    :thumbsup: Montrose • I got the fire
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    US vows action over Iranian plot to hire Mexican **** cartel to **** Saudi ambassador

    Re: US vows action over Iranian plot to hire Mexican **** cartel to **** Saudi ambass Surprise, it's October! The President is down in the polls and several scandals appear to be surfacing... Where have we seen this before?:facepalm:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    YDjRFTIhxnA&feature=related Jimmy Page & Paul Rogers in ''The Firm'' • Midnight Cain2YfRlYY&feature=related
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    Vinyl Anyone?

    Hope it doesn't get too hot up there! Adult Image Hosting ;)
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    The video reminds me of some of the wild kegger pool parties I used to have when my parents went...

    The video reminds me of some of the wild kegger pool parties I used to have when my parents went out of town, short of having somebody swing on the chandelier (which my parents never had) or broken window glass... :1orglaugh :thumbsup:
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    Occupy Wall Street... mansions

    You mean all wall street millionaires are right wingers? :1orglaugh:rolleyes::rofl2::yahoo::clown: Please explain....I need to know!
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Just polished off a 550ml bottle of Samuel Smiths Nut Brown Ale and I'd like another but it's too late.
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    Vinyl Anyone?

    Me too, more than I would like to admit owning. As for the turntable, I don't know where it went, I suppose it would be nostalgic to listen to some of my old LPs, but I don't think that the reproduction is better on vinyl than it is over the net or on CDs. It never failed, most all of my...
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    Operation Fast and Furious WTF?

    As an aside: ....and knowing that these mortgages would never be paid back, they made billions and billions of $$$$ by shorting the housing market through second and third party investors. Isn't that handy, betting against a market that you are certain will fail? Fuckers! :ak47: S:orry Stop...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Scorpions • Still Lovin You
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    Does This Strike You As Irresponsible?

    just add chemically unbalanced single parented youngster + a day of deep dark depression + some bong hits + a few swigs of Martin Remy + a friend's ******'s handgun + a venue.... ...and to think that a song could spawn such horror. :eek:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    kbrANo-1QMQ&ob=av2e RIP LS & MS
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    Operation Fast and Furious WTF?

    Related Thread from April '11 (not intended to ''one up you'', meester) It's odd that Sharyl's original report is no longer featured on Youtube... it's too sensitive I guess. º-0 CBS Investigative reporter Sharyl Atkisson (very hot **** btw!) interview. Eric ''the pimp'' Holder knew about...
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    Does This Strike You As Irresponsible?

    Re: Does This Strike You As Irresponsible? At the very best it's irresponsible, but don't worry, it's only art. :facepalm: Seriously, it's no wonder why western cultured couples are opting not to have ******** these days with **** like this looming around. that and they become desensitized...
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    Who should i jerk off to today?

    her maybe? :dunno: set
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    Operation Fast and Furious WTF?

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    Operation Fast and Furious WTF?

    Adult Image Hosting You tell em, Stanley!
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    Puppy meat is no worse than a pork chop

    Re: Puppy meat is no worse than a pork chop Ohhh, this is not gloyster's thread... never mind... moving on... nuthin to see here. ;)
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    Mexico wants to sue American *** mfgrs

    Related Thread from April '11 (not intended to ''one up you'', meester) It's odd that Sharyl's original report is no longer featured on Youtube... it's too sensitive I guess. º-0 CBS Investigative reporter Sharyl Atkisson (very hot **** btw!) interview. Eric ''the pimp'' Holder knew about...
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    Iran reportedly sentences film actress to 90 lashes

    Re: Iran reportedly sentences film actress to 90 lashes This sounds like a job for..... Adult Image Hosting ....if he hasn't yet depleted our stock of Hellfire missiles yet.
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    I fucked a chicken and I liked it

    Then shag a london hooker then!... Atleast you won't get nabbed for beasty-ality! :1orglaugh Aside ...Ohhhh, noes! The fags are taking over... the fags are taking over!! quickly flees thread! :scurries away:
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    The 80s music thread

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    What are you listening to right now?

    Van Halen • ''...Everybody Wants Some, baby, how 'bout you?...''
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    Do you get sleepy after sex?

    Keep it up and you'll be dead by 50! :nono: Get :*****: :yesyes:
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    Do you get sleepy after sex?

    Re: Do you get sleepy after sex? Momentarily, yea, I'll head rush out and lie down next to my squeeze because she's usually head rushing too, but after 5 or 10 mins I'm back to near normal as she's slumbering away... at least she's never a grouch when I **** her up. :cool:
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    What pisses you off?

    Upon spending $165 bucks at the grocery store, the cashier hands me a ''$10 Rewards'' ticket that has all kinds of restrictions in fine print, i.e. only good on non sale items, must spend $100, no **** or ****** etc. and if that wasn't enough, said reward ticket expires in two friggin days...
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    Biggest irrational fear?

    Re: Biggest irrational fear? That the Mexican nationals (reconquistadors:eek:) are gonna take over the southwestern states and turn this place into a 3rd world hell hole... my MexAmerican friends agree with my irrational and paranoid thoughts. :yesyes:
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    Sarah Palin: Being president could ‘shackle’ me

    BIG WHO CARES? Why are you even wasting time on this lady, she's not even in contention for the presidency! Really, I get it ! I get it already! I've read about this lady a thousand times and still, there's nothing to be gained, just the same old, tired and stale remarks over and over. I...I...
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    What Everyone Is Too Polite to Say About Steve Jobs

    If the blogger Ryan Tate was fair, he'd be using sources other than the Daily Mail tabloid in order to gather his information. Furthermore, Mr. Tate doesn't make any mention of Apple competitors resourcing the exact means of slave labor in order to meet their production demands... could Apple...
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    Al Davis, owner of the Raiders, has died

    Good stuff, I don't know if there has been another team owner who has had as much involvement in the game of football as Al has, the man had a grip on all of the things necessary in order to win. ''Just Win, Baby!, or get mocked, ridiculed and chastised by one of the most influential...
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    Big ******* at it again.

    The current medical ********* ''system'' in California is flaky at best because there are no legitimate checks and balances between the growers and the collectives. Really, can four medical ********* prescribed ... ummm... ''patients'' really smoke up the amount of buds that you'd find in a 14'...
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    What Everyone Is Too Polite to Say About Steve Jobs

    What would you rather be doing, breaking retired 900' foot long ocean vessels with a cutting torch or ''leisurely'' assembling computers in a clean room like environment? :1orglaugh :P I assembled a computer once.... it was kinda fun actually, what's all the fuss about? :dunno: :rofl2: :tongue:
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    Ohh, yes! I remember it fondly, it was one of my favorites during the day... that and ''I been...

    Ohh, yes! I remember it fondly, it was one of my favorites during the day... that and ''I been through the desert on a ***** with no name...'', Stevie Wonder's "Superstitious", JC's ''Time in a Bottle'' and a couple of songs from the band "America'' to name just a few. Damn I loved that...
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    Sarah Palin 2012 Decision: Former Governor Not Running For President

    Palin would prolly roll the tanks on all of those commy protestors on Wally Street, you know, the one's who are demanding equal misery for all? Ha ha haaaaaaaaaa! :D The married ones with ******** anyway. His grandson? :dunno:
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    What happens to all the furniture in porn?

    Nothing of the sort!!! Not at ''Rent-A-Center''!! Adult Image Hosting :1orglaugh Maybe vinyl upholstered furniture of the 60's/70's will make a come back some would hope. :P
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    CIA’s not-so-secret secret

    What else would you expect for an academician less any previous intelligence background on his resume? :rolleyes: Dammit! That's two inexperienced people filling top security positions ... Panetta (CIA) and Neapolitano (DHLS)!!!! God help U.S.!!!! If it wasn't so serious it would be...
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Sarah Palin 2012 Decision: Former Governor Not Running For President

    Oh, yea, B-I-D-E-N...what does he do again? Nothing, Barry must have shoved a ball gag down his throat to shut him up once and for all! :rofl2: Talk about a guy that could blow your cover, it's Big Mouth Biden. Yea, that's it Joe, put on your paper hat, sit in the corner and Shuuuuut Uuuuup...
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Titfucking - The Thread!!! (Pics or Vids!) / Biggest tits you wanna titfuck

    Re: Biggest tits you wanna titfuck These are the biggest tits I wanna titfuck... sorry if they're too small. :D http://www.thesexbomb.com/babes/various/tw/RayleneRichards/gall10Nov/12.jpg Zuzanna Drabinova AKA Raylene Richards ::drool2::drool2::drool2:
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    Best Donuts

    I'd say. :cool: From Psycho Donuts Linky.... ''Canadian Morning Squeal Meal A fluffy buttermilk bar, bathed in maple icing, and decorated in chocolate, with a generous smattering of crispy bacon.'' ''Zombie Ballz are Here! Zombie Ballz are rich chocolate cake Psycho Ballz, bathed in...
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    Best Donuts

    Any donut so long as it's a cake type batter donut (I don't care for those puffy airy sugar glazed donuts...at all) and it's fried at or slightly above 350º... you can keep the grease! ;)
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    How Do You Feel About Polls? Take 2 (Snap)

    I have never taken stock in the polls because I vote for whatever or whoever compliments my interests... independence, freedom, liberty, self sufficiency, personal accountability, limited government regulation, pro Second Amendment Rights, restrictions on immigration (like every other sane...
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