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    Tea Party Nation Urges Businesses To Stop Hiring In Order To Hurt Obama

    2 whole posts :1orglaugh BIG F/O you double, triple, quadruple account weasel-welfare lifer! :funnyshit: :clown: :yahoo: Almost as much as øbama in 2 years and 8 months as potus. :glugglug:
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    Best Bush in your mind

    BIF_b4WIlCQ&feature=related :angels:
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    High fructose corn syrup propaganda commercials

    Really, you've been on this earth long enough to have tasted your favorite soft drinks with and without high fructose corn syrup?
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    High fructose corn syrup propaganda commercials

    Sucrose is just plain everywhere much in the same way chinese products are, they're just too plain hard to avoid. You almost have to shop at Whole Foods (the rip off artists) or another alternative type of grocer in order to find products that don't contain the evil cost cutting ''suck-gross''...
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    No sex-day

    You gotta keep those fluids in circulation, otherwise they end up becoming stagnant and when these fluids end up becoming stagnant they pollute the body with deadly carcinogens! Flow like a fireplug everybody!!! :D
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    High fructose corn syrup propaganda commercials

    *Watch/look/listen - UCSD Carbohydrate Ant test results +37:34 The ants that were fed sucrose were sluggish and had a higher mortality rate than those fed a different carbohydrate. The dead ants also had a 40% by weight fat content. fwiw :dunno: Moderation, moderation, moderation I say.
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    Poll Regarding God

    :cussing: + :flame: >''†'' = Adult Image Hosting :1orglaugh Utah? :sighs: no wonder! :P
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    Best Cover Versions

    Heart • Barracuda • 5/6th of a Cover by Alice in Chains, Gretchen Wilson and Nancy Wilson (of Heart) pgRhU1dLv_I&feature=related
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    Poll Regarding God

    :1orglaugh Slick :rofl2: Umm, Not counting those I exchange pleasantries with in the virtual world, i.e. friends, ****** members, back *** operators, merchants, framers :hammer:, auto mechanics, honey-huns :boobies:, machine shop owner-operators, commercial ocean fishermen, auto paint and...
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    Poll Regarding God

    Whoa! Does this have to do with an estranged spouse again? Is she still driving you crazy? :brick: On God I'm pretty much a laissez faire kinda guy ... believe as you will, but let individuals make up their own minds independent of the majority or minority opinion. My question remains...
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    N.Dakota Most Prosperous State thanks to oil boom

    [ . . As the rest of the country desperately tries to skirt a double-dip recession, North Dakota boasts a $1 billion budget surplus and the nation's lowest unemployment rate. . ] :glugglug: :hatsoff: Article
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    Iowa couple married for 72 years die an hour apart

    Article It's kinda sad, yet at the same time it sounds like the best way to leave.... the ruins of this earth. ;)
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    I Saw These Occupy Wall Sreet Toolbags Up Close Today!

    Soros is paying them a premium I understand. ;)
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    Gaddafi captured / dead???

    Wow, deja vu... :thinks: Jimmy Kottah's insistence and assistance in the ouster of the Shah of Iran. Remember, we were getting rid of an ''EVIL Dictator''? Yea, then what happened to Iran? :facepalm:
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    Tea Party Nation Urges Businesses To Stop Hiring In Order To Hurt Obama

    Re: Tea Party Nation Urges Businesses To Stop Hiring In Order To Hurt Obama Why not, øbama, the polarizer in chief is spending some six million, that's ''$6,000,000'', a minute of borrowed chinese revenue in order to embed and impose his socialist ideology throughout America, how else would you...
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    49 Exotic ******* Shot After Escape From Property

    Putting the operator's mental troubles aside, I blame the government for allowing just one man the authority to oversee all of those beautiful specimens... Really, where are the layers and layers of bureaucracy that could have prevented this? Those ******* deserved every safeguard imaginable and...
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    I like that fresh pair ascending from the dark depths! :drool2:

    I like that fresh pair ascending from the dark depths! :drool2:
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    Post your favorite music videos

    Nice company, guys! :drool2: HFJoJuO_meg&feature=related
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    What are you watching right now?

    Re: What you watching right now! "Can I have one of those Chesterfields now?" :D
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    ^ Come on, let's have some details... dark, light or medium roast? Ethiopian, Columbian, Kona... what? :dunno: :D :P Ridge 1991 Lytton Springs (Sonoma) Zinfandel
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    Racer ****** in Accident

    More proof rVgQjoW7iTo&feature=related Also ... Crash without the Hans device (11 seconds) With (11 seconds)
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    The Official Gardening Thread

    Yup, it was several hrs past my bedtime... something had to go awry! :D BTW, Interesting yellow-orange colored tomatos there, mista, the ''early girl tomatoes I grow seem to go from green to red with no yellow-orange in between. Well, it's time for me to get the ol ladder out and get ready to...
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    Why do we *****?

    But it doesn't have the pick-me-up any more like it used to... what's with all of this relaaaaxing feeling I get these days? Why do I no longer want to go out and conquer the city after a couple of doubles at home?! :dunno: :helpme: :( Sure, doctor, my erection is fine and yes I have staying...
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    The Official Gardening Thread

    ^ A tee ***? :dunno: So where are the pelts to cover it with? :P :Sniffle: Just pulled out my two tomato plant patch this afternoon. Yep, I started out in mid April with two 4'' high weedy lookin things and they grew into an area of about 3' x 8' x 6' tall and they delivered great...
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    Why do we *****?

    You didn't!!!!!!! You did? :surprise: Is it thus far as tough of a road to *** as you anticipated? So how many days clean and sober? Hurry, hurry! You shouldn't have to think about it, you should know the count like you know the day is light! :nono: So, any hotties in the AA...
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    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Re: What Are You ******** Right Now? Alsace 2008 Pierre Sparr Pinot Blanc Reserve A really nice dry white **** with citrusy and melon like flavors. I found the **** to be good on it's own or with a meal... I'd have no problem making this my everyday white ****, it's very clean, quenching and...
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Genesis • Squonk
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    Hi! I am a 47 year old grown man and I like Cap'n Crunch

    If I caught my wife's ******* helping himself to two servings of cereal in my kitchen, I'd be up for ******! :ak47: :violent: :1orglaugh
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    Racer ****** in Accident

    I'd rather watch an ARCA stock car race or an old rerun of General Hospital before I'd bother to watch a circuit created by tony gorge, the prick that he is for shutting out some of the most prominent racers, teams and owners in the history of racing. :ak47:
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    What are you watching right now?

    Re: What you watching right now! Nancy Wilson talking about the Mandolin. She's the hottest lady on the planet for her age... if only god made them all that way. The following includes Nancy's rendition of Led Zeppelin's Battle of Evermore... pretty cool!:cool: OFAqE0J_A2s
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    What are you watching right now?

    Re: What you watching right now! Nancy Wilson talking about the Mandolin. She's the hottest lady on the planet for her age... if only god made them all that way. OFAqE0J_A2s
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    The Next President of the United States?

    I thought that Biden was in the process of dumping 0? :dunno: The Godfather! :yummie:
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    Borderline Personality Disorder

    @ + 2:40?
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    What are you listening to right now?

    RUSH • RED BARCHETTA (Exit Stage Left) 0o56zK-jcwM&feature=related
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    Wildest Place You've Ever Had Sex!

    Re: Wildest Place You've Ever Had Sex! On a beach near Santa Cruz with my g/f on a 4th of July evening... two zipped up together ******** bags, a bottle of Moet Chandon ********* and a sparsely occupied beach, it was totally cool, I don't think my g/f saw a flash the whole night! Anyway, since...
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    Racer ****** in Accident

    It's a miracle that a half a dozen aren't lost each season, it just goes to show how talented these drivers are... most of the time. RIP, I hope that pain and suffering were kept to a minimum. It reminds me of 1999 when Champ Car driver Greg Moore also lost his life in a season finale. :( It...
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    The Next President of the United States?

    Cain, he's unapologetically pro American, he's a great ****** man off camera, he's learned in the sciences, he's unpretentious - straightforward, he understands that cuts are a necessary function of maintaining sustainability in both business and politics, he's mindful of the contribution of...
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    Post your favorite music videos

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    What are you listening to right now?

    pgRhU1dLv_I
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    What pisses you off?

    VEVO rehosting :hammer:
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    Can anyone see this thread or not

    Sparky, please hand the phone back to Gloyster already! :P
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    Dear Freeones peoples

    Oh, so you're the guy who ran Rey C off the road and into a tobacco field down in Raleigh way, huh? ... or was it Ashville? ....Kannapolis? :dunno: Yep, we heard all about it. :uohs:
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    pictures or videos of girls in dark blue trackpants, jogging pants or scrub pants

    I like my women 5 foot 8 1/4'' tall and weighing 123-125 lbs. :drool2: Oh...and with 3/32'' sterling silver studs running through the center of their nipples. Women, do not inquire within if you cannot measure up! :nono: Sparky, you're never gonna get laid with those kinds of...
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    Can anyone see this thread or not

    ''Breaker-Breaker One Nine, this here is the Rubber Duck... anybody got a copy good buddy?'' * Anybody, I need a radio check here!!!! :hammer: :1orglaugh
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    What pisses you off?

    Finally, a useful democrat....:1orglaugh article Thank you, errr.... ummm....''representative'':uohs:, I ... I don't get to use that word very often being a resident of the people's republic of Calif. Cin, the time is now to go hound your local representative(s)... you can always tell them...
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    What pisses you off?

    Too bad you're not a chick.:blowjob: :cool:
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    What pisses you off?

    1) Crown moulding and compound miter saw cuts. :mad: :hammer: ;)
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    I'm engaged.

    Is she good in the kitchen? Does she have a hot mum? Good because that's what you're gonna end up with in 3o some odd years.... an aging man doesn't need a bulldog 'round the house you know. ;) URL=http://hotchyx.com/][/URL]Adult Image Hosting
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Pat Travers Band • Hammerhead XHu8lJ8g_Co
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