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  1. Facetious

    Spending Time With ****** On Holidays?

    Re: Spending Time With ****** On Holidays? Not as a collective group, but in bits and pieces. It's much better to break it up, i.e. see some on Thanksgiving and others on Christmas when you have lots of brothers and sisters with ****. The older you get the quicker the holidays seem to...
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    What's Your Favourite Foreign Swear Word?

    THIS! :D Years ago, I worked at a winery with a foreign exchange student from France, Roland was his name, and he was always walking around saying, "merde" (****). So merde final answer. Aside...Roland even drove a Renault Le Car... Merde, I'm so fucking old! :(:1orglaugh
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    Dear gunslinger

    ^ ^ ^ WdhSiQcGEU4&feature=related Sooo loooong ago..... was Cincinnati an actual contender. :(
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    Does it turn you off when people keep saying "Oh ****" in porn?

    You're watching too much anal action maybe? :dunno:
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    German World War 2 bunker is being rebuilt as Europe's largest solar power plant

    Neat, but hardly a cost effective, efficient and reliable way to generate electricity. Less the diggers of course........ CATERPILLAR USA! USA! USA! :D
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    I Havent Ejaculated in Four Years, Help Me!

    All of your sperm has dried up like a hardened ball of epoxy... see if there isn't outpatient laser treatment for that. :dunno: The non invasive treatments these days are amazing... good luck with your gland!
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    Women's issues

    and to top it all off, they're putting the finishing touches of makeup on the faces in bumper to bumper traffic... thank god for bumpers eh? :rofl2: Aside: One of my best friends has a new live in g/f who recently landed a gravy job... she has trouble getting to work at 9AM!! He's so...
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    Teens using ***** tampons to get *****

    Mum: "Dayum, I just bought that box of tampons... where could they have gone so quickly?!" :facepalm:
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    Wow

    East has definitely met West, no question.
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    Alrighty then. Who ya gonna vote for?

    No, but I believe that the so called debates (dog and pony shows actually) that involve CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC, PBS and various other newsprint media sponsorship have done extensive research on the candidates (*excluding newt of course :wink-wink: :nod-nod:.) in order to either mock, demonize or...
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    Alrighty then. Who ya gonna vote for?

    No Boston creatures allowed in the White House. :tongue:
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    System of a down concerts

    Oh, let it, squall, it's only show business. ... at least critique Serj's octave vocal range.... ;)
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    What are you listening to right now?

    SZYr_J9H54I&feature=related Alex L. Rips!!
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    What are you listening to right now?

    zXMkx0vTazM
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    I have never participated in this Black Friday craze before....

    Sounds like the best plan going... get your laptop, a hot toddy, a blanket, put another log or two on the fire, kick your feet up atop the ottoman and shop into the wee hrs of the morning safe & sound. :D
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Adult Image Hosting Pat Travers Band • Hooked on Music
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    International Court Convicts GW Bush and Tony Blair on War Crimes

    International Court belongs on the next gen game of monopoly. :clown: :yahoo: :rofl2:
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    What are you listening to right now?

    ci9jA_4O3GI
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    Alrighty then. Who ya gonna vote for?

    9-9-9. :rofl2: In other words... Bloomberg? :P
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    Alrighty then. Who ya gonna vote for?

    Why 24 dabates?!! I can't sit through ten minutes of each.
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    Alrighty then. Who ya gonna vote for?

    Newt is definitely the best seasoned double speaking bullshitter in the field, there's no question about that. ;) I do, these debates are set up to compliment newt and make the others look like stooges... Ron Paul only got to speak for 90 whole seconds the other night... complete bullshit in my...
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    System of a down concerts

    Invasion of the Armenians! :D :nanner: Are you kidding... they settled up with the Turks?
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    Alrighty then. Who ya gonna vote for?

    The left wing media is helping to set up newt to run against the ''bright, young and charismatic" 0bama exactly like they helped set up McCain... we know how that one turned out. :facepalm: Note: Remember when McCain's campaign was bankrupt and in dead last place before the Iowa 'cockusus' in...
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    Reclusive mining heiress leaves $30million to nurse who cared for her for 20 years

    Re: Reclusive mining heiress leaves $30million to nurse who cared for her for 20 year Re William Clark source Wiki William Clark :surprise: It's no wonder why the lady was a reclusive type.
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    I have never participated in this Black Friday craze before....

    That's too much "occupy" like. :nono: All good, kiddo! :bowdown:
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    Moaning, Your toughts on it?

    Euro guys sound creepy when they moan, particularly during gang bang activity. That's all I got on the subject. :1orglaugh
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    What are you listening to right now?

    1b7mRIdAD48
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    The good old days? Why? (for the old timers)

    All I know is, Georges is at his best when he's blastin those gangstas with his S&W 500! Adult Image Hosting :nanner: :wootwoot: :glugglug:
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    The good old days? Why? (for the old timers)

    ........................................................................................................d Times Gone? :P 3CHbFI2Ovc0 :banger:
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    The good old days? Why? (for the old timers)

    I think the rotten economy and the uncertain outlook on our futures has left everybody a little less fun loving, I see it everywhere, people are somewhat stressed these days. :dunno: That and DrMotorcity is nowhere to be found. :( :D
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    I have never participated in this Black Friday craze before....

    This, absolutely with one exception... a good number of people aren't even getting to bed, they're marathoning it straight through Thanksgiving night into the wee hrs of Black Fraud-ay AM. ... they're all good and liquored up and their judgement is compromised, just how box store CEOs want em...
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    I have never participated in this Black Friday craze before....

    Were you wearing your XD under your jacket? :violent: :rofl2:
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    Wtf is wrong with me??

    Ms. Val, I don't want to get too deep into your personal life here, but if you feel bad about some of the things your b/f is saying, you must let him know about it. If he's a good guy and he really cares about you, he will correct his behavior in order to please you. If he persists, you might...
  34. Facetious

    Post a random song lyric

    Walk softly through the Desert sands Careful where you tread Underfoot are the visions lost ******** not yet dead Hang on Winds starting to howl Hang on The ***** is on the prowl Hang on Can you hear the strange cry Winds of change are blowing by Mountains crumble and cities fall Don't come...
  35. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    Van Halen • Dirty Movies l7rS3itMibE
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    What pisses you off?

    I know what you mean, you just described my neighbor, Chuck.... Hi, Chuck R. :wave2::thefinger: :ak47:
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    Beautiful eyes

    Jasmine Rouge!
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    What pisses you off?

    Old ladies in the express grocery store check out line with a handful of various coupons to redeem... :facepalm: ...after everything is finally squared away, t.h.e.n. they begin the journey rummaging through their purse for their eyeglasses, a pen and their checkbook. :mad: :rolleyes:
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    Reclusive mining heiress leaves $30million to nurse who cared for her for 20 years

    Re: Reclusive mining heiress leaves $30million to nurse who cared for her for 20 year Adult Image Hosting You don't say... :rofl2: That was superb, Johnny.... POTW worthy for certain! :1orglaugh :glugglug:
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    So....Would you fuck a robot?

    No tellin if that thing will just shear your cock off right when you begin to spoof ... is it made in China?
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    Reclusive mining heiress leaves $30million to nurse who cared for her for 20 years

    Re: Reclusive mining heiress leaves $30million to nurse who cared for her for 20 year Let the feeding frenzy commence! :1orglaugh
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    What pisses you off?

    Don't Get Mad, Get Glad!
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Montrose • I Got The Fire :banger:
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    Reclusive mining heiress leaves $30million to nurse who cared for her for 20 years

    Re: Reclusive mining heiress leaves $30million to nurse who cared for her for 20 year I most certainly AM NOT!!! :cussing: :mad: :hairpull: :1orglaugh
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    Reclusive mining heiress leaves $30million to nurse who cared for her for 20 years

    Re: Reclusive mining heiress leaves $30million to nurse who cared for her for 20 year Don't knock it, finding a thousand dollar check in the mail is better than finding a thousand dollar billing! :P :cool:
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    Reclusive mining heiress leaves $30million to nurse who cared for her for 20 years

    Re: Reclusive mining heiress leaves $30million to nurse who cared for her for 20 year Boo Hoo :******: Ms. Clark didn't leave her attorney and cpa enough money! Litigate, litigate, litigate! We'll show that Ms. Pari a thing or two! How about that angle? :yesyes: :1orglaugh A few tags...
  47. Facetious

    What pisses you off?

    Feeling bad about stepping on a newt in my damp and dark patio... now I feel like I'm guilty of ********.:mad:/ :******: I was hoping that it was just a slug.:hairpull: You see, I can better relate to creatures with arms & legs.:P
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    What pisses you off?

    So called "Outlet" stores that offer nothing better (or cheaper) than the regular stores. :mad:
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    Reclusive mining heiress leaves $30million to nurse who cared for her for 20 years

    Re: Reclusive mining heiress leaves $30million to nurse who cared for her for 20 year Sure, counselor, at $350/hr., I could get into that. You love those ****** fights dontcha? Mo money, mo money, mo money! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ :P J/K, I think.
  50. Facetious

    What pisses you off?

    Sounds like the ******* is in the Mcdonalds, not the Krispy Kremes. :D What's so important about capping your toothpaste tube, ants don't eat it, it doesn't spoil.... it doesn't flow freely all over the counter top.. ? .:dunno: Sounds like you have a great life free of worries if this *****...
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