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  1. Facetious

    Death Penalty

    Give him your address and let's see what kind of balls he's got. :cool:
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    Your Sound System (stereo set up)

    I inherited my late ******'s SX 1050 along with a pair of Klipsch Heresy loudspeakers. :glugglug: That 1050 weighs about 80 lbs.!
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    Death Penalty

    The government executed Timothy Mcveigh and I don't recall there being any candlelight vigils. :dunno: Oh, that's right, Mcveigh was a real REAL bad guy, therefore, we can easily make an exception for the termination of his life. :rolleyes: :cool:
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    Porn a Hobby?

    ^ Abstain at once!!!! :nono: :D No because because you'd probably grow so dependent of the virtual reality of getting laid that you'd probably seldom if ever go out on the hunt for REAL pussy. Remember what grampa used to say, "Moderation, moderation, moderation!" :rubbel: :1orglaugh
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    Greatest lead vocalist in rock n roll history?

    John Frusciante (Formerly of RHCP) How deep is your love (COVER) This is probably one of the most difficult songs to cover, yet John somehow pulls it off. :clap: :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAtEK1ObWPM
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    Insects will be important part of UK diet by 2020, says scientist

    Warning: This is enough to make a man *****! ....I'd pay $30 for that tablecloth though. :cool: ______________________________________ You make an excellent point... also, there's rat and mouse *** in every breakfast cereal on the market, the mills do the best they can to keep it to a...
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    Death Penalty

    Revise the appeals process and let it roll for all 1st degree ****** convicts... either that or mix 'em up in prison and let them **** one another.. Example - This prick should've been gassed eons ago! :yesyes: :thumbsup: :cool:
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    What pisses you off?

    1) Having to hear the name, "jerry sanduski" via radio & tv news each day for the past two weeks! :ak47:
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    Video of Great White shark off of North Carolina coast.

    Are the waters cooler than usual in the region? I see those suckers quite frequently when I go out fishing on the Pacific with my ******* in law, they're very common in the waters from Santa Cruz north to the Farallon Islands just outside the Golden Gates. GW's do have a tendency to circle the...
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    VOTE for the November OCSM of the Month! Voting ends Monday December 5th!

    I wonder how many members simply abandon voting altogether when the gettin is this good. To those ladies who didn't place as well as you thought you should have, don't get discouraged, your month will cum... if I can help it! :glugglug: I did vote, absolutely.
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    How do you cope?

    :rofl2:Where can he find a woman like that?
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    How do you cope?

    It's ******, I know. :ak47: ...on the psyche! Don't opt to **** anybody now, that is not what I meant, honest!! Keep your mind occupied, learn new skills, go out drinkin after work, stay in the game and finally, never ever complain to your new prospects about your ex, it doesn't...
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    :wave2: :******:

    :wave2: :******:
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    Why does Iran always act like a right twat?

    Oh, Nooooez! Nooooez morz apologists!!!!! :hammer: :D
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    What pisses you off?

    1) Strong Gusty Winds... .....about to **** my power!! I can feel the ******** coming. STOP IT, GOD!!! :mad::hairpull: 2) Effeminate so called men who exchange sweet nothings. :pukey: :P
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    What are you listening to right now?

    Duran Duran • Come Undone
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    Why does Iran always act like a right twat?

    I was always under the impression that an overwhelming majority of the younger Iranian people, i.e. 30 years of age and younger give or take a few years either way, wanted to become more westernized as a society, but the assaholla's won't tolerate such a thing(?) :dunno: ... which leads me to...
  18. Facetious

    Anybody want some ***** meat?

    The difference is that horses are not considered to be livestock in our culture... at least the kind of livestock intended for human consumption ;)
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    Anybody want some ***** meat?

    From article... Who knew? :dunno: :D
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    Greatest lead vocalist in rock n roll history?

    I was just thinking this same thing last night ... where's Daltry?!!!
  21. Facetious

    Greatest lead vocalist in rock n roll history?

    John Elephante of Kansas... I like your style , John.:lovecoupl :1orglaugh
  22. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    Scorpions • ****** Magnetism
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    Greatest lead vocalist in rock n roll history?

    Another definite honorable mention will go to the lyricist - lead guitarist - vocalist, Rik Emmet of the late 70's - 90's Canadian rock band, Triumph. This guy has range like you can't believe! Lay it on the line Ordinary Man
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    Greatest lead vocalist in rock n roll history?

    Re: Greatest lead vocalist in rock n roll history? I don't care for the idea of there being a single greatest of anything, but CC isn't too shabby of a vocalist. Good vocalist, horrible politics. :1orglaugh XYUIPgz3nyM
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    Worst Lead Vocalist in Rock~n~Roll History

    :fix: /fixed You're a brilliant man, socrates... err, mrtre.:clap: btw, who's "nsync"? :confused: :rofl2:
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    Best Tv-series theme music?

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    Which babe did you first jack off to?

    Really, not Ginger, Mary Ann or even †Ms. Fawcett ? :cool: †(RIP)
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    Worst Lead Vocalist in Rock~n~Roll History

    Yea, and Mark Knophler's 120 million + sold copies! :cool: Shame on this "ralph" character for stirring up controversy! :flame: :1orglaugh It doesn't quite work, huh?
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    Worst Lead Vocalist in Rock~n~Roll History

    √ AC/DC's replacement vocalist.... I don't even know the guy's name because I never bought a single album since he became the frontman. Bon Scott (RIP) was so originally bad, he was actually good. :1orglaugh Rush's Geddy Lee is also an awful vocalist, but the uniqueness of the band actually...
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    Worst Lead Vocalist in Rock~n~Roll History

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  31. Facetious

    It's Always Funny When 2 Old Farts Fight

    At first glance I thought I was reading something about somebody finding humor in a 2 year old's fart. I'm sure our op does just the same. :1orglaugh
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    Did you know about S1867?

    It just as well might be. :1orglaugh Note to Plas... May I request a slight change of title for this thread? "Did you know about Senate Bill 1867?" Thanks in advance :cool:
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    Did you know about S1867?

    Hey everybody, if you plan on mentioning anybody in an unflattering light, deservedly so or otherwise, please make certain that it is not someone of jewish extraction. :uohs: If anything, I was being age...
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    Did you know about S1867?

    It's something that can't be emphasized enough... term limits! Looking on the bright side, at least S 1867 is a bill that both parties can rally against together... that doesn't happen too often. ;) I'll be watchin C SPAN tomorrow.... could you imagine if Barry actually signed this piece of...
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    Did you know about S1867?

    ^ This! :glugglug: Meet the co-authors of S 1867 Carl Levin, Senator Michigan, 77 years of age John McCain, Senator Arizona, 75 years of age... Term limits, term limits, term limits, term limits, term limits, term limits, term limits!! :hammer: :ak47:
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    Did you know about S1867?

    Enter Martial Law Adult Image Hosting Don't worry... everything will be just fine! Stop listening to all of those kooky right wing christian extremists on the radio who believe that the government would actually be so bold as to hurt us. :shy...
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    Post A Pic Of Your Junk!

    OK, how much $$$ for the amp? :P Are you going to allow the elements to ruin your junk? Nice '68 Fastback! :glugglug:
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    Who Wears The Pants In The Relationship?

    There is absolutely no way imaginable I would give in to the demands of a woman with an authoritarian mindset... just the same, I would never attempt to boss a woman around, it's just not my nature.
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    The NBA Lockout is Over!

    Re: The NBA Lockout is Over! Good .... for the job market! :clap: I stopped watching after Latrell said he couldn't feed his **** on a salary of 7 million dollars/ year.
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    Post A Pic Of Your Junk!

    Adult Image Hosting ...My cat's junk :P
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    Obama fucks up yet again!

    Thanksgiving • Wikipedia: From the top of the page here.... Out with the traditions of this nation and in with the change(s)... Before long, Thanksgiving will take on a new meaning...bet me!:facepalm:
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    $2 waffle maker anyone? Black Friday chaos

    It's a social experiment carried out by The Walton ****** LLC, the "Bilderburgers", the Illuminati, The Free Masons, the US Federal Government, the World Bank and the IMF! :surprise:
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    $2 waffle maker anyone? Black Friday chaos

    I get the message, but the US economy was on the way up at the conclusion of w's first term... Up 4% in 2004 in fact! :dunno:
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    $2 waffle maker anyone? Black Friday chaos

    No class whatsoever! :facepalm: Adult Image Hosting :D
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    More cool space stuff.

    I've always wondered why meteorologist don't study meteors. :1orglaugh :dunno: _____________________________________________________ I've been observing Jupiter and it's 4 moons with a 25x telescope for the last couple of weeks... it's been located 12:00 o'clock high in the sky (straight...
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    Alrighty then. Who ya gonna vote for?

    0bama is an incompetent, overly advised, anti business, anti prosperity, national debt increasing jackass who opted not to help turn the economy around over a full term as potus, how could you possibly be so proud? Never mind :facepalm: :sigh: To each his or her own I guess.
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    Spending Time With ****** On Holidays?

    ^ / ^^ Come to think of it, the relatives I end up small talking with are the ones who have good enough sense not delve into all of the personal things that might be upsetting or make me fell less accomplished than I should be, what am I griping about? :o All in all, I usually end up sticking...
  48. Facetious

    What are you listening to right now?

    hEy7VvYM-yU
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    Your diary is out of this world and you are a sweetie! ƒ

    Your diary is out of this world and you are a sweetie! ƒ
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    Spending Time With ****** On Holidays?

    I'm kinda that way too because I feel obligated to go around the room and spend time small talking with each person, it gets old hearing about what everybody else has accomplished over the years when I can't at least match or exceed them. Example... Me to my ******: "Isn't that great, your ***...
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