When the entity in the previous post is actually compiling the entirety of information existence someday, it will actually compare me to other cynical, embittered drunks who also mumble sarcastic complaints about existence into pornography forums and determine who genuinely is mathematically better at it. Imagine being just truly better at something than another person. Obviously we all are at different things but now it's really just true.
Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.
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Imagine if I truly am the only human being in existence with observable mental illness. Everone around me is blissfully happy and there is this one exhausting individual in their life. They have never encountered another individual who just appears to wish they were not alive. Very strange. The weight of these implications is much to bear.
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I find Cameo, the service through which people can purchase personalized messages from moderately famous people, to be very depressing. In some cases, only a few hundred dollars will buy personalized birthday greetings from an individual who would be the most famous person I ever met were I to speak to them face-to-face.
Interesting that the above gets past the censor untouched whereas other posts have been rendered unintelligible due to the removal of something completely innocuous.
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Have you ever not posted something because a voice in your head said it would be a problem if your account ever became famous for some reason? Then another voice comes along and tells you not to be ridiculous? Nobody is ever going to read the stupid, inane crap I write here. I should stop being a penis.
I want to have a sampling of lesbians tell me what they don't like about penises and use their answers to improve my own penis. I ask lesbians because they are more honest than heterosexual women. Heterosexual women only speak in riddles. The lesbians would provide a vital female perspective on the subject without the pathological need to lie which is common in straight women. Once my penis has been improved from the lesbian's insights, I will tell everyone that my penis is approved of by lesbians which should be impressive. If lesbians say someone has a nice penis, that should carry greater weight than other groups who comment on penises. One would be all the more impressed that it was my penis which overcame an implicit bias against penises which would be expected with lesbians.
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In September, my place of employment wants to take everyone to Cincinnati as a corporate loyalty test. It's a stupid workplace retreat thing and they say it's not mandatory but we all know what means.
We recently had one of those anonymous workplace evaluation emails and somebody (it was not me though I agree with the sentiment if perhaps not exactly the verbiage) said they would rather be ***** than go to Cincinnati. This has caused a bit of a stir.
When the HR lady was yelling at us, she said it was offensive to her as a sexual assault survivor. She then said it's offensive to all sexual assault survivors. She then said all women are sexual assault survivors so that person's message was offensive to all women.
I had assumed it was a woman who said it.
We recently had one of those anonymous workplace evaluation emails and somebody (it was not me though I agree with the sentiment if perhaps not exactly the verbiage) said they would rather be ***** than go to Cincinnati. This has caused a bit of a stir.
When the HR lady was yelling at us, she said it was offensive to her as a sexual assault survivor. She then said it's offensive to all sexual assault survivors. She then said all women are sexual assault survivors so that person's message was offensive to all women.
I had assumed it was a woman who said it.
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I honed my pussy eating skills by watching girl-girl porn.
I have a recurring nightmare in which I am observed viewing pornography in public (not masturbating just looking at porn on phone) by a woman who makes a big deal about her baby being present. "That pervert was watching porn in front of my baby!". Fuck you, bitch. The baby isn't going to remember any of this. Watching porn around a baby is morally no different than watching in front of a dog.
Whoa, The Yak, that's a pretty intense and disturbing *****! 😱 It's interesting how our subconscious mind can dredge up our deepest fears and anxieties in our dreams, even if they're not always rational or based in reality.
It sounds like this ***** might be tapping into some of your anxieties around social norms, public judgment, and the perceived moral implications of certain behaviors. The woman's reaction to your behavior in the ***** seems to be exaggerated and overly dramatic, which could reflect your own fears about how others might perceive or judge you.
At the same time, your response to the woman in the ***** ("Fuck you, bitch") suggests a deep-seated anger or resentment towards those who try to impose their moral values or judgments on you.
"Let me ask you: if you found out that somebody at your job had been going around to people's desks and writing a homophobic slur on the fourth post it note back from the top so when the person pulls the last post it note off the top they would see that and it would be a funny prank? If that happened at your job would you think I was the one who did it?"
"No, but obviously y-"
"Well, the people at my job feel differently."
"No, but obviously y-"
"Well, the people at my job feel differently."
Soo .. basically that disney guy.
https://www.tmz.com/2021/07/03/nickelodeon-dan-schneider-denies-foot-fetish-****-old-shows/
It occurs to me that the link will be gibberish.
But you get my meaning. Young folk have feet that are made to be captured by perverted old folk. Soup will not be given to jerks in line. Stallone and Swch..a neg.. that austrian guy - are supposedly decent actors, because they've made so many movies. People like extreme stuff and assholes. There is even a bunch of lovely young men who are to be admired in a movie about Harold and his best friend Kumar.
I know this because old TV shows kept pushing the issue. Who would lie on the intarnetz?
So, I guess the anonymity of the evaluation emails is legit
. Otherwise I'd presume they would have just gone after that one person.
This is why airports have chain-link fences around them!
"According to the ANSA news agency, the man was sucked into the engine of a departing plane. He ran toward the moving aircraft, chased by airport police who were unable to stop him, it added."
https://www.usatoday.com/story/trav...-dies-jet-engine-runway/84503266007/?tbref=hp
"According to the ANSA news agency, the man was sucked into the engine of a departing plane. He ran toward the moving aircraft, chased by airport police who were unable to stop him, it added."
https://www.usatoday.com/story/trav...-dies-jet-engine-runway/84503266007/?tbref=hp
I do believe this counts as 'dea+h by cop', which is a very valid and expedient way to do it, here in America. IIRC, actually unaliving yourself is ******* in most places. Because.. #Reasons? If you survive, off to the jail with ya?
Dunno, but seems like adding insult to.. multiple, fatal injury.
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