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WHO IS JACK SCHITT? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only *** of Awe Schitt. Awe...

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For rubber dolly lovers everywhere....this may be your last bang :D

Two Teenage boys were picked up for doing *****. When they went to court the judge said that he would like to give them a second chance if they could work in the community and convince young people not to do ***** they would avoid jail time. The two boys went to the community and did their work...

Thor, the Viking God of Thunder, and his pal Odin were up in Valhalla, when suddenly Thor said to Odin, "It's been a long time now. I really need to have sex." Odin stood and pondered for a while, before replying, "Go to Earth, O Thor, and find thyself what they call a 'lady of joy' and treat...

Three guys are sitting in a bar ********, and oddly enough, the conversation turns to sex. The three guys are discussing which famous woman each of them would like to ***** with, and the first man begins by saying, "Well, I'm a breast man myself, I like 'em big and voluptuous. I'd have to have...

I got an e-mail sent to me with regards to contrasts between Western and Middle Eastern culture.I've only left the Western bit in as the other photo you couldn't see a thing. So say hello to the lovely ladies :nanner:

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Two old women were talking and exchanging notes on their sexual activities. The first old woman told the second old woman that sometimes she was able to get her husband excited at night by getting totally naked, lying in bed, and putting her two legs behind her head yoga style. The second old...

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you...

Don't bother.Here's my hot dog :D

Just before you ladies get the wrong end of the stick :D

The "Horth" A guy calls his buddy, a ***** rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a *****. The buddy says, "How will I recognize him?" "That's easy," says the guy, "he's a midget with a speech impediment." So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a...

The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one would dispute that. Then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any ******'s skin from its feel and, if he could locate the bullet hole, he...

Two midgets were having a discussion one night about their ever dwindling memories of the last time they had had sex. They came to a unanimous decision that they would pay a visit to a couple of prostitutes at a local whorehouse they had found out about. They arrived at the whorehouse later on...

One night a man has a ***** that he died and went to heaven. He sat next to another man on a bench and began talking. Before long a beautiful redhead walks by. "Man, I'd sure like to fuck that!" "This is heaven, just take her behind the white cloud." His new friend replied. So he takes her...

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and so it goes........ ......... . In a busy Parisian cafe, a tourist is sitting alone, enjoying a crème caramel. Another tourist approaches: Me sit here? No problem... Thank you, very nice... Are you on vacation? Me, I arrive yesterday... What country are you from? Norway. You? From...

I take it she on her dabs :eek: No nookie here :rolleyes:

This is a test DESIGNED BY REAL MEN, intended FOR REAL MEN ONLY. Circle the best answer to each question below. 1.) impotence is a. rude or disrespectful behavior b. helpful when you need dinner reservations or theater tickets c. when you care enough to give her a break from her sexual duties...

A Christmas Poem 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The **** were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and...

Nice ass though :thefinger

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old *** comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already...

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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out...

A couple, both 78, went to a sex therapist's office in Winter Haven, Florida. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, Will you watch us have sexual intercourse? " The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple had finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with...

Tom had been in the ****** business for 25 years. Finally, sick of the stress, he quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He saw the postman once a week and got groceries once a month. Otherwise, it was total peace and quiet. After about six...

It has been scientifically proven that if we ***** 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in *****, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of ****! However, we do not run that risk when ******** **** (or ***...

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A boy and his girlfriend are walking in the evening. Getting dark. He walks her home and just in front of her door he feels an urgent need to take a crap, so when she flirtatiously invites him in for a cup of coffee he willingly agrees,hoping to use her bathroom. She opens the door, he rushes...

A husband and wife go visit a marriage counselor. First, the wife speaks to the counselor alone. . The counselor asks, "You say you've been married 20 years, so what seems to be the problem?" The wife replies, "It's my husband, he's driving me crazy! I'm going to Leave him if he continues!" ...

A company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people. In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all the same question to answer within 24 hours and the one with the best answer...

Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicotel patch on it. He looks at the other priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis." The other one replies...

A young woman from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In...

Not funny I know.But least it's a good picture though. Lots more to put on. Vote yes if you wanna see more :nanner:

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As well as not eating the yellow snow.Never ***** from the icicles either :thumbsup:

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'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The **** were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the...

Stick your Wii's,X-Box 360's and PS3's I think i'll go out and get one of these :thefinger

A man is stumbling through the woods totally ***** when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of *******, whereupon he asks the *****...

A rich man and a poor man were sitting in a bar late one night. They were talking about different things and then the poor man asked the rich man what he bought his wife for her birthday. "I got her a brand new Mercedes Benz and a 24-karat diamond ring," says the rich man. The poor man, a bit...

Pauly's ****** is at dinner, the 10-year-old ******** isn't eating much, and she just keeps her head down... After a few minutes, she says, "I have something to tell you." Everyone gets silent and they all listen. "I am no longer the virgin I used to be." And she begins to cry. A long silence...

Young 13 years-old Jenny woke up one morning wondering about her age. Her grandparents have been staying at her house for a week, and so she went to her grandmother. "Grandma?" said Jenny. "Yes Dear?" replied her grandmother. "How old am I?" asked Jenny. "Well, honey..." replied the...

An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems.... "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot". So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here." Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's...

READ THE TEXT FIRST Is there no end to the devious scams that people come up with to take money off us? It is forecast to snow again in the next few weeks and I wanted to warn you of this latest scam. You should be on the lookout for this pair of urchins in case they appear in your area...