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German Pope Dedicates Oktoberfest :glugglug:

Can anyone id this hottie?? I'd rather see her without the t-shirt though ;) EDIT: Please post ID requests in the ID section

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A *** got a photo of this whilst out on a biology outing with his school. His teacher gave him a A+ for observation :D

Has anyone got any pictures of this beauty???? :dunno: http://www.magma.de/index.php?section=gallery&cid=51 She is one of my hotties at this time of the month :D

Then try this :thefinger

Don't shoot the messenger ;)

No more nails - it does exactly what it says on the tin ;)

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Louisiana - Hear I come!!! :nanner:

What do you think? :1orglaugh

Prince Charles reveals who he truly loves :D

There you have it folks - never have a wank when behind the wheel ;)

Lovely :1orglaugh

Not so much funny.But funny as in weird. Fucking amazing though :glugglug: Does anyone have any others??

When does the next flight leave to get a haircut?

This guy got more than he bargined for :1orglaugh

Anyone who needs some **** shifted - get in touch with these guys :thefinger

Gotya!!! :1orglaugh

Never argue with a Plastic Surgeon :D

ATTENTION ALL MEN : Do women call you Fatty? Do women call you Baldy? Do women call you Ugly? Do you have bad breath? Do women call you Shortie? Do your ears have more hair than your head? Do women call you Stupid? Do women call you Loser? Are you over 60, 70 or even 80? Worst of all, have...

Beaker files in for sexual harrasment against the baldy guy after managing to get new evidence :D

1 for the ladies ;) Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker), confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State. 1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que. 2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And.. 3. She wanted to have sex with a real...

After having a pleasant experience with this in a Prague brothel.Who involved a Russian and Czech girl I'd have to say that this has always been a favourite genre of mine....having two birds fight over my knob :D I recently got Blow Me Sandwich 7 and I thought it was fucking ace :thefinger...

The faces tell the whole story. Did Philip Fart? Does he have a WMD???? What do you think? The expressions are priceless ! :thefinger

As being a Scot you would think I loved golf....but the truth is I can't ****** stand it.As someone once told me "It's like a good walk ******". But heres a thing that might brighten it up a bit.It might even change my view of it,but then again i would just think "fuck the golf and fuck her"...

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A bit of an oldie but still quite funny :D

I've got more of this stuff.Does anyone else have any??? :)

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Gabriel the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Gabriel...

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One Summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around...

A 90-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 90-year-old said "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my *****. So what do you think about that?" The doctor considered...

Here's a picture of some of the foreign stuff that we Brits find funny. Your welcome to add some of your own ;)

TALLEST BUILDING The CN Tower (Canada's National Tower) is the highest tower in the world. Measuring 553 meters (1,815') it is an ingenious piece of architectural wonder. This is an outstanding photo of the tower is on the left. I don't know who that gatecrasher is though :rofl:

I bet the Army edited this before they sent a copy to the queen :D

After being away from the tennis circuit for so long.Anna decided to make a comeback :D

Here's the truth - This is how Colonel Saunders prepares his chooks :D

I've been watching this show since it started and I think the second series was a lot better than the first.But just when you think it was all coming to an end with "The Tape".Reynolds stands down as president leaving the Schofield brothers to do what they shoud have done on the first place and...

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What was going through the parents minds,when they left their **** alone in an apartment while they went for dinner??? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6637469.stm Was it the husbands idea to get his lay for the night??? Or were they going to have dinner and then have outdoor sex.?? :dunno...

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Don't shoot the messenger :eek:

Hooter Girl Even if you are not a fan, you have to see this one. If you're a Hooter Girls fan, you should really enjoy this... :) Slide cursor up and down page to raise and lower 'T'shirt. http://www.123mycodes.com/myspaceprank/boobflash.swf

A man and his *** are walkin' down the street, when they see a big dog doin'the dirty with a small poodle. The *** asks the ******, "*****, what are they doing???". The man stumbles for a while, then calmly says, "Why, they're making a puppy, ***." Later that evening during dinner, the wife is...

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring...

Who do you think will win this years WRC???? After the 4th rally Gronholm has a slight lead over Loeb and Hirvonen.But can Sordo and Solberg catch them. Why don't they have a stage in either Canada or the US when they have one in Mexico??? As there are more crashes in the WRC compared to...

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum...

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily ******* from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young, 17 year old student nurse appears to give him partial sponge bath. "Hannah," he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my...

Just another Saturday night. The one in the middle will do me :thefinger