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Why did they call him Goldfinger when he always stuck his fingers up Odd job's arse :dunno:

2 TICKETS ALL EXPENSES PAID INCLUDING AIR FARES TO THE 2008 OLYMPIC GAMES IN BEIJING , CHINA . To participate is very easy; just view the attached photo, correctly answer the following questions and send your answers to: International Olympic Committee, Private Bag, Lausanne , Switzerland . 1...

Dog For Sale: . . . or free to good home. Answers to the name of Dolly. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, *********, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew him as " holy S** T...

A couple of happy chappies :D

I didn't know whether in put this in the jokes thread or not. But imagine if your surname was to be Playfair :1orglaugh http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/south_of_scotland/7263388.stm

http://www.tatuagemdaboa.com.br/ Wait for the lady to appear, then .. 1. WRITE YOUR FIRST NAME IN THE 1st LINE. 2. WRITE YOUR ****** NAME in the 2nd LINE 3. Press the VISUALIZAR bar. DOESN't Need you email addy thats optional :D

What will this mean for Cuba now :dunno: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7252109.stm

Her name is Faith from Reality Kings.She looks great in this picture :nanner:

Not in a month of Sundays :eek:

Why get caught for one thing,when you can just go to town ;)

A fantastic place to come and park your cock :thefinger

What we were thinking during this wonderful day :D

Hi folks, I don't gripe much at all about this website.But there has been one thing recently that is making me slightly unhappy. When I purchase galleries with my hard earned points,I sometimes I feel let down by the quality of the gallery in terms of getting a Playboy style set instead of...

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The only way they could stop him playing was by giving him a boot to the head :D

She just couldn't stand the moans and groans of her teenage ***.I don't know what that little brat is laughing at he'll be next in a decade if she's got anything to do with it :eek:

I can just imagine him in his 20's being scared shitless in amongst a flock of pigeons :)

I used to watch his pranks when I was a ***,and his shows like Beadle's About and Game for a Laugh beat the best that's out there today.In the UK anyway. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7219047.stm RIP Mr. Beadle :glugglug:

Subaru sets it's hopes on bringing in the budget buyers ;)

As the old Colonel would say....finger licking good :D

Your wife decides to go out with her friends ******** and dancing... You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the Internet all night... You hear her stumble into bed around 4AM, and laugh because you know she's going to have a ******* hangover... You **** up next...

What is the origin of the name For each of the 50 states? ~*~*~ - Alabama, means "tribal town" in the Creek Indian language. - Alaska, after the Aleut word "alaxsxaq" meaning "the mainland." - Arizona, based on Pima Indian word "arizonac" for...

Freeones guys :wave2: I like my freeones very much so far.The babes and the chat with the other members are probably the best bits for me.But I feel there is a bit missing. I know that you folks attend various expo's like in Venus Berlin,Paris and Holland etc.I was just wondering if you could...

Next Year’s News - Predictions for 2008 :thefinger ===================================== January: After paying five billion dollars for The Wall Street Journal, Rupert Murdoch will reduce the size of the paper by removing the facts. February: Responding to the controversy over the CIAs’...

I had to look to see if there was a thread on this but I couldn't find any. So anyway.One of my main reasons for me being here and posting - is for collecting points and buying galleries with. Since I've been here I've managed to get 20 so far,and my best one would be Mandy Saxo's one with the...

Is a cow's udder 4 tits together????? Or is it 1 tit with 4 nipples????? :dunno:

You take your bird to a game and look what happens :rolleyes:

Should be quite handy for a summers day ;)

Talk about climbing to the moon ;)

See if you can guess it ;)

The perfect gift for dirty little bastards everywhere :D

After 60 years of intensive study, researchers at the Centre for Strategic Military Studies have finally determined why Germany lost World War II. Don't shoot the messenger :angels:

If guys designed Christmas wrapping paper :thefinger

Take the following test and see how many you can take out....I managed 30 :D http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com

Sick of ******** with the same wife - Well now you can with these duvet covers :thefinger I wonder if they could make some with pornstars on :D

Could you imagine that sitting on the top of your tree :1orglaugh

I bet this employee would go down a storm in the office :D

I've got more porn for you with guys who love pricks :D

Someone get some hot water :thefinger

Who the fcuk says i'm not real?? :D

For those people out there who go to the sex exhibitions....I was just wondering :cool: What's the point of getting a signed postcard off a porn star where you can just get your photo taken with them :dunno: Maybe it's not ok for folks to demand these things,and that's why they have this?? But...

This guy had what he thought was a great tattoo....Until he went to the jail :eek:

I think Bugs Bunny & Rodger Rabbit would :D

Great idea :nanner:

When I go on here I always question myself. Am I or Am I not a pervert??? :dunno: But from the following story I guess I'm not :1orglaugh Bike sex man placed on probation ========================== A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on...

Enjoy bonfire night :D

Hampshire police thought it would be a good idea to advertise on the rear of a bus. Their planning did not take into account the position of the exhaust pipe.

This is supposedly genuine, a scam that Royal Mail have been made aware of. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can you circulate this around especially as Xmas is fast approaching - it has been confirmed by Royal...

I was visiting my folks last night and they had Doc Martin on ITV (Britain) I don't know if anyone saw it,but they had a scene where a 30 something was shagging an OAP who must have been 70+.Of course there was the look of disgust from my ******.But me and my *** were in stitches.It was funny...

Here's the world according to Bush (God bless him) It's got Americans on it because the person who made this up didn't wanna get shot. Although instead of Bush wanting his/hers neck.There's probally more of the US population after them now. PS - Don't shoot the messenger :1orglaugh