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To make it stand, you wet it! To make it wet, you suck it! To make it stiff, you lick it! To get it in, You push it! Damn !!!!!!! Threading a needle when you're older is a BITCH!

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I wonder if I cut off a part of my penis - it would grow back bigger than before :thefinger http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7354458.stm

This is a show from the UK that we Brits find pretty funny.I thought I would share it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8NFqCr0yMo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENlJB9gDs4g&feature=related There's plenty of other bits on there too ;)

Here's an excuse for looking at freeones when you hit 60 :D

It's old picture but i'd fuck her all night long :D

Feel free to put on any more pics of ***** people :D

Does anyone have a schedule for the Sex Expos that are taking place this year or knows of a website that has one??? I was at Venus Berlin last year and it was brilliant.But I can't make it this year.I know the one in Barcelona (Ficeb) is on during October as well.So i'll miss that one too...

Wouldn't you agree :nanner:

For Chist's sake.Don't let your **** in this room :eek:

Toy Story has gone violent :D

Why we should all support China :thefinger

This is the level of dedication expected :D

New lights to be installed in ladies toilets at nightclubs :D

It's in the next Batman film :D

The Boston Legal Team Arrives to Meet with Governor Spitzer

If you were around in 1919 (just before the prohibition started) and came upon the following poster......... Would make you stop ********?? :)

Then try this :D

Here's some T-Shirts for political fans :D

For all the filthy, wicked pagans here: Happy Easter :D

Say Cheese :D

She just couldn't wait to spend that money, could she? :D

This one never quite made the wedding album :rolleyes:

Yes if any of you out there who have had too much anal recently....then try this :thefinger

If Barrack Obama pips her for the presidential face-off.At least she has this job to fall back on :D

Marlboro's newly released product to tackle the smoking ban :D

Don't shoot the messenger :D

I'm sure this will make them more popular now ;)

I'm sure every office needs one of these for those bad days ;)

Not so much funny but rather peculiar :cool:

For those out there who haven't yet ever ventured into one ;)

These ones are masssive ;) :D

Lights for wankers :thefinger

TRAVEL SAFE =========== With all the theft from airline luggage now and motel housekeeping going through your luggage while you are out,this product will deter those thieves. Just place your valuables inside and travel while feeling secure.

So this was Christina Aguilera's real idea of the Candyman :D

Desperate Housewifes - Disney Style :D

1. "Why did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded *** in my mouth? Why God, Why?" 2. "Holy crap, look at that rear end. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its 'Oversized Load' sign. 3. "Somewhere, there's two fat girls naked in a hot tub and I'm stuck here...

You'd never see me doing that :D

Due to the complaints of Ethiopia's leading marathon runner about Beijing's deadly pollution.The Chinese have decided to move the route in the hope that the world record will be smashed :D

This naughty lady was dying for a peek and couldn't resist temptation :D

Well folks, The time is here where some or even most of us go out on the lash. :nanner: So what are you folks got planned for tonight??? Ive got a flight to Italy - To be at the airport for half 5 sunday morning :( So there's plenty of ******** time for me.Think i'll turn it into an...

And we thought the wife wasn't aware :rolleyes:

Who in the hell thinks it right to do this :dunno: Better him than me though :D

By British standards there was a pretty big earthquake last night.... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7266136.stm I just wish all the best for those affected :wave2:

Jesus was that confident he could reinact his walk across water.He decided to have a race with a bull as well - just to rub it in :)

Oh no you can't - ****** dumbass :D

This guy got more than he bargained for at the ball game :D

Here's some Porno chicks on holiday.They look as if their having fun :D http://www.eurobabeindex.com/snippets/snippets-2008-02.html#s20080224_164014

Some as you guys/girls may be aware of this already.But I'd thought I'd share it with you all anyway..... http://www.earthtv.com/ It's got webcams from all over the globe so you can see if your other half is playing away from home :D

Nope.Veganism isn't a new fad developed in the 20th century you know. It goes all the way back ;)