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  1. ChefChiTown

    The Rise of Android: What Does It Mean for Apple, Users?

    What does it mean for Apple users? It means that they'll continue to be slaves to marketing and continue to buy over-priced, over-rated and over-hyped products that fail to live up to expectations 100% of the time. That's what it means for Apple users.
  2. ChefChiTown

    Official Minnesota Twins Playoff Fan Thread

    Yeah, and they're going to finish in the same place as the Twins...NOT as World Series Champions. :1orglaugh
  3. ChefChiTown

    The New Superman "Man of Steel" reboot director is....

    300 was terrible and Watchmen was over-rated as hell. Aww, that means "fuck (me)" :(
  4. ChefChiTown

    Official Minnesota Twins Playoff Fan Thread

    Hey, if crickets count as Twins fans, then that means they haaaaave... :counts: 4, 7, 13... :counts: 15, 16... ********* fans!!!
  5. ChefChiTown

    Times Sq. bomber sentenced, warns of more attacks

    ...says the laughing stock of the terrorist world who totally failed at detonating (and making) a simple homemade bomb that any halfway intelligent 6th grader with an internet connection could figure out how to make. :facepalm:
  6. ChefChiTown

    17 y/o with 100k in his closet

    Ain't nuthin' mo gangsta den postin' **** on YouTube, ***. Ya heard?
  7. ChefChiTown

    Pentagon Destroys Thousands of Copies of Army Officer's Memoir

    That's true, but we can only assume that in each case. It's just something we'll never know. I just think most people dig too far into these stories in order to find something to bitch about though. I mean, what if this guy's book DID have information that jeopardized our national security...
  8. ChefChiTown

    CNN Anchor Fired for Calling Jon Stewart a "Bigot"

    Is that what Sanchez said?
  9. ChefChiTown

    Firefighters watch home burn away since owner didn't pay fee

    Give this guy a prize for something. Well said. I still think the fee is stupid, but well said.
  10. ChefChiTown

    Firefighters watch home burn away since owner didn't pay fee

    I'm going to be paying for it. So are you. So is everyone else in the city who paid their fee. They'll probably hike the price from $75 a year to $80 a year, just to cover the "extra" expense of offering fire protection services to cheapskates who don't pay for it. The same goes for any...
  11. ChefChiTown

    Firefighters watch home burn away since owner didn't pay fee

    If my neighbors didn't pay their fee to have their trash removed and garbage started piling up, I would probably go over and ask them to clean up their ****. And, if they didn't, I'd call the city and have them handle it. Then, the city would ***** them to clean up their trash and, if they...
  12. ChefChiTown

    U.S. Apologizes For Syphilis Experiment In Guatemala

    AKA - my favorite part.
  13. ChefChiTown

    Firefighters watch home burn away since owner didn't pay fee

    People who don't pay their taxes and people who don't pay their fees shouldn't have the same treatment as people who do. If everybody got the same treatment, regardless if they paid their taxes/fees or not, then nobody would pay taxes. I mean, why would you? Why pay for things that I can get...
  14. ChefChiTown

    You know those abusive pet owners who dress their dogs up in dorky outfits?

    There's not a facepalm big enough for this.
  15. ChefChiTown

    12 U.S. soldiers face trial after Afghan civilians 'were ****** for sport and...

    You mean, people got ****** in a war? OH NOES!!!
  16. ChefChiTown

    ****** ******* *** aged 12 and shaved his head to convince him he was dying of cancer

    Re: ****** ******* *** aged 12 and shaved his head to convince him he was dying of ca So, she ***** her *** and makes everybody believe (including the ***** himself) that her *** is going to die of cancer - then she takes money from people who are donating funds to help pay for cancer treatment...
  17. ChefChiTown

    The "Burden" of Regulation - Look at What Banks Can Do When Govt. DOESN'T Regulate!

    Re: The "Burden" of Regulation - Look at What Banks Can Do When Govt. DOESN'T Regulat Isn't the point of signing those documents to verify that you oooooh, I don't know...READ THEM? :facepalm:
  18. ChefChiTown

    Firefighters watch home burn away since owner didn't pay fee

    I know the firefighters are going to look like huge assholes in this story - and it's understandable as to why - but, the guy didn't pay his fire protection fee. Sure, it sounds ridiculous that someone would have to pay a fee to get fire protection service, but it's really no different than...
  19. ChefChiTown

    U.S. Apologizes For Syphilis Experiment In Guatemala

    Am I the only one who wants to know HOW the syphilis was administered? Was it through an *********? Did they wrap a syphilis pill in a slice of American cheese to fool them? Did they put their hoo-has in their no-no-holes? :dunno:
  20. ChefChiTown

    CNN Anchor Fired for Calling Jon Stewart a "Bigot"

    I love how people attempt to slander a *********'s ********* - as if they've aaaaalways been wealthy, well-liked, spoiled and, according to Rick Sanchez, "privileged" - just because they're currently rich and famous. Jon Stewart wasn't born a ********* and he wasn't handed the Daily Show - he...
  21. ChefChiTown

    Meg Whitman Had ******* ***** As Housekeeper

    Sooooo, this bitch comes into our country ILLEGALLY and she's complaining about how somebody treated her? No, senora...you don't have the right to be here, so you don't have the right to complain about what happens to you while you're here. Anyway, this story is fucking hilarious. If there...
  22. ChefChiTown

    Christine O'Donnell Suggests That God Wants Her to Be Elected

    Exactly. Is the pure, unadulterated ignorance and kookiness of lame, simple-minded politicians entertaining and undeniably hysterical? Yes. But, the thought of these people actually being a part of the machine that runs our country is fucking frightening.
  23. ChefChiTown

    Church Plans Quran-Burning Event

    Yeah, I have sooooo much to hide. :rolleyes: I love how when someone makes valid points that counter the beliefs and logic of a religious person, that religious person acts as if the other person is crazy, immature, defensive or juvenile. I already know my days are finite. I don't believe...
  24. ChefChiTown

    ****** in Tom Brady's car accident rips media

    Huh? I've neeeeever heard that. I've always understood it to work the complete opposite way - if you run the red light, you're automatically guilty.
  25. ChefChiTown

    Church Plans Quran-Burning Event

    Huh? No...my point isn't what the correct translation or interpretation is. Everything in The Bible, according to Christianity, was originally The Word of God. Over time, human beings made their own versions of what they thought The Bible should or shouldn't say. The Bible, as we know it...
  26. ChefChiTown

    Church Plans Quran-Burning Event

    I read on CNN that he was rethinking his cancellation now, HAHAHAHA... http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/09/09/florida.quran.burning/index.html?hpt=T1
  27. ChefChiTown

    Church Plans Quran-Burning Event

    The Ten Commandments, the rules of life, are direct orders from God Himself (according to Christianity). I don't know how a believer in the Christian God can claim otherwise or act as if people aren't supposed to listen to The Word of God directly - rather, that they are supposed to use His...
  28. ChefChiTown

    REPORT: Reality Kings Network in trouble for ***

    I don't know the rules of what we are/aren't allowed to post in regards to subject matter like this, so I won't include links to anything, but, I Googled this story because I was curious as to what the details of this case were. And, from what I found, this girl ran away from home earlier this...
  29. ChefChiTown

    Church Plans Quran-Burning Event

    HAHAHAHA, as a Christian, God commands you via The Ten Commandments. :rolleyes: Sooooo, you have no rebuttal to what I'm saying? Not surprising. I don't, personally. But, if someone believes in God, then they should believe that everything contained within in The Bible, as fantastical as...
  30. ChefChiTown

    Church Plans Quran-Burning Event

    So, you just do as you wish, even though you believe in God? God commands you to live in a certain manner, but you just choose to do as you wish, as if His commands are nothing more than a guide? As if His direct order is to be interpreted in a way that you can conveniently morph to suit your...
  31. ChefChiTown

    So, you are dead,......what if someone finds your stack of digital porn?

    I don't have any porn on my computer. GASP, I KNOW!!! Anyway, I'd be more embarrassed that somebody would be seeing my extensive collection of Cats in Hats...
  32. ChefChiTown

    Husband Indicted For Allowing Wife to be Eaten Alive by Maggots (Ohio)

    This doesn't aggravate me. This sort of **** seems to be the norm here in Ohio now-a-days. Bedbugs, random house explosions, serial killers burying bodies in his back yard and now women being eaten alive by maggots?!?!?! SIGH, I need to get the fuck out of this place.
  33. ChefChiTown

    Who would win in a fight between...

    Dude, Red Forman would ****** a bitch. Michelle Tanner from Full House or a 345 lb bearded man dressed as Count Chocula?
  34. ChefChiTown

    Church Plans Quran-Burning Event

    My point that Christianity isn't a peaceful religion is invalid? Hmm, typical response from a believer. See what you want, deny the rest...even though history dictates and proves otherwise. Ok. :rolleyes: Umm, as a Christian, you are supposed to take The Bible literally. If you don't...
  35. ChefChiTown

    *** ***** one of his ********* repeatedly & kept another locked in a room for a year

    Re: *** ***** one of his ********* repeatedly & kept another locked in a room for a y I don't care what kind of upbringing a ***** has. At 18 or 19 years of age, you know that if your ****** is ****** your ******, you should do something to stop it. And, if you don't, you are no better than...
  36. ChefChiTown

    64 y.o. Man Tased in His Own Home After Wife Calls Ambulance Because He Fell Down

    What's with the signature line? I was ignoring it, because I figured you were attempting to get me to play some sort of game (a game of which I was trying to avoid), but...now I'm curious. I'll bite...why the hang up on my signature?
  37. ChefChiTown

    Church Plans Quran-Burning Event

    No, Christians follow the New Testament because that's what they are told to do now. Christianity has changed it's ways so many times over the years that Christians themselves don't even know about their own religion. Yet, most of them act as if they are experts on what is or isn't...
  38. ChefChiTown

    REPORT: Reality Kings Network in trouble for ***

    I understand that angle, I do. I don't want to be looking at **** performing sexual acts either. I just personally don't care about this girl being ******** or not because: A) I don't belong to Reality Kings (or any other pay site for that matter). B) Assuming she really was a ***** at the...
  39. ChefChiTown

    The United States of Inequality

    Using an example from hundreds of years ago to paint a picture as to why we should or shouldn't do something in today's day and age probably isn't the best way to go. I understand what you're trying to say, but if we're going to make comparisons between success now and success back then, then I...
  40. ChefChiTown

    Church Plans Quran-Burning Event

    First of all, that is one of the biggest flaws in Christianity - the Old Testament is the supposed original scripture - the "Word of God". But, that's not what Christians follow? They don't follow the word of their own beloved God? Rather, they follow an updated version that is openly said to...
  41. ChefChiTown

    Should Glenn Beck Have Moved His DC Rally to a Different Site - to be more sensitive?

    Re: Should Glenn Beck Have Moved His DC Rally to a Different Site - to be more sensit That's not the only way that black people can disrespect Martin Luther King Jr.
  42. ChefChiTown

    Church Plans Quran-Burning Event

    Have you ever heard of a little thing called The Crusades? 200 years of ********* ******* and you expect me to believe that Christianity revolves around the celebration of life? HA...funny. And, pick up a Bible and have a look at it sometime. God, the deity that is worshipped by Christians...
  43. ChefChiTown

    REPORT: Reality Kings Network in trouble for ***

    I know it's a bold statement, but it's true. Fake IDs aren't uncommon and they're not difficult to get. I had easy access to fake IDs when I was only 13 years old and I grew up in a small neighborhood. I would assume it would be even easier to obtain a fake ID in a town like Los Angeles...
  44. ChefChiTown

    Should Glenn Beck Have Moved His DC Rally to a Different Site - to be more sensitive?

    Re: Should Glenn Beck Have Moved His DC Rally to a Different Site - to be more sensit Is that a serious question? There are probably countless black men in America alone that disrespect Martin Luther King Jr. on a daily basis.
  45. ChefChiTown

    Freeones doesn´t abide by its own rules

    Assuming this DVD you are referencing is a copy of a Hollywood movie... You own the DVD. You don't own the content that it contains. Ripping a DVD and posting the content on your website is *******. You don't have the freedom to do that, because it's against the law. We're not? Then, what...
  46. ChefChiTown

    Church Plans Quran-Burning Event

    Really? The Bible is full of messages that revolve around dying for religious beliefs. I mean, God himself demanded that people die in order for certain individuals to prove their devout faith.
  47. ChefChiTown

    REPORT: Reality Kings Network in trouble for ***

    Who cares? I'm willing to bet that there are plenty of ********* girls working in pornography. They're called fake IDs and they're not hard to obtain. It's not like these pornography companies check birth certificates or DNA evidence when they hire girls - they check their driver's...
  48. ChefChiTown

    We're going to need a bigger bowl! Fisherman catches massive 30lb 'goldfish'

    What? Nobody's made a "something smells fishy" joke yet? I'm ashamed.
  49. ChefChiTown

    Countdown to largest tax hike in history

    Me? I'm never sarcastic. :surprise:
  50. ChefChiTown

    Church Plans Quran-Burning Event

    No, the actions of religious fanatics endanger your life - not some priest who is burning a few books. It's not him who is endangering your life, teach...it's the crazy people with hair-trigger egos who are unstable enough to **** a person over something so stupid that are endangering your life.
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