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White people control golf. The white people who control golf looooove money. Tiger Woods hurt the image of golf which lost the PGA Tour a LOOOOOT of money. That's why white people care.

Does it have to be an actress? :dunno:

He said "serve mercilessly" not "BEAT mercilessly". ... ... ... What? There's NO WAY that's too soon. It's been months now. Oh, COME ON!!!

She lost me as soon as I saw her in a cowboy hat. Game over, IMO.

Re: Best Looking Winter Olympian Is #6 a joke or did you just accidentally include the wrong link; one that links to a picture of an ****** parrot who doesn't brush her teeth?

Uriah Heep - Between Two Worlds OeFhAIBvnOU

Hmm...well that certainly makes my post sound quite silly and ironic, now don't it? :o I certainly feel like a moron now. Well, I guess it's about time, huh?

It amazes me at how stupid some people are. She's not calling her ****** a hero for crashing a plane into the IRS building. Anyone who thinks that is a fucking idiot. She clearly refers to her ******'s military service when she calls him a hero... See? Nowhere in that comment does she...

Rods Enter Plasma's Shitter

Ridged Erections Painfully Stab

Russians Enjoy **** Sex

Racy Educators Plow Students

Your face isn't the only part of your body, Your Fucking Highness. Sooooo...yeah. Just something to think about.

The ******* is probably what makes them Tribe fans in the first place, HAHAHA.

Runny Eggwhites Parallel Semen

Raunchy Elves Penetrate Santa Boy, this thread went to the shitter in a hurry.

I don't even like hockey, but that was a great game. I hope USA and Canada both make the Gold Medal game, because that would be a GREAT rematch.

Rashy Epidermal Perineum Stains?

Roger Ebert's Penis Stinks?

Oh, is THAT what it means? I thought it meant "Rubbing Erections Pleases STDiva". :dunno:

You can die from absolutely anything. Why is this surprising to some? Instead of being realistic, people just take things waaaaay too fucking far with this anti-taser bullshit. Are tasers used inappropriately at times? Yes. Are they used with flawless execution at times, which provides...

Me. I currently work as a free lance writer of sorts, but I've written poetry, lyrics, quotes and short stories for years now. I'm actually currently working on writing 2 books. Writing is something I've always loved. Along with music, it's one of the avenues I take when I need to escape...

I wouldn't have to have them all in order to be fulfilled, but I don't have ANY of those things. I'm 28 years old, I'm overweight, I'm single, I don't have ****, I don't have a car, I live with my parents, I don't have any money, my job is lame and I have a small dick.

Ha...that's funny. Maybe I have a skewed view because I grew up here, but this town is sooooo not a baseball town. I've never seen such a fair weather crowd in my entire life. Before Dick Jacobs bought the Indians and built a new stadium, nobody cared about the Indians - they were a bad team...

Well, I know what IIIIII'M dressing up as for Halloweeeeen.

I don't understand how we are ranked as the most miserable city in the USA. Yes, our sports teams are a joke, our downtown area is pathetic, our streets are messy, the unemployment rate is outrageous, the... ... ... Wow...maybe we ARE the most miserable city in the USA. Did you hear that...

HAHAHAHA, what?

To be fair, the **** leg braces did have "Down With America" stickers all over them. Sooooo...:dunno:

Re: How bout adding Amanda Nylons to freeones Is this thread a joke?

Moo?

Re: Dennis Hopper files for divorce from his deathbed Dennis Hopper is dying? I wasn't aware.

You can have my t-shirt if you don't want to wait for it. It's got a fairly large semen stain near the left shoulder and it's been sitting in my hamper for about 3 months so the stain has gotten pretty yellow, but...it's yours if you want it. :dunno:

I...I'd rather not talk about it. :confused:

Almost every single story has been lifted from someone else's work. Did someone actually think this Rowling bitch was the first person to have written a story about ********* wizards? Come on...get real.

Re: Jennifer Tilly... HA...you watch Letterman.

I called Petra a bitch once and she punched me so hard in the stomach that it made my dick grow about a half an inch. Sooooo, you might wanna try that.

Re: Jennifer Tilly... HA...you watch that show.

Yeah, it's called good old fashioned racism.

Mine's funnier. Suck it. :tongue:

"Pick up your room, you LITTLE ****!!!" "Get in the car, you LITTLE ****!!! We're going to Denny's!!!" "Close the door!!! I'm fucking your ******'s asshole, you LITTLE ****!!!" Who would've thought that it was so literal?

Why wasn't I invited to this party? :(

Which guy? The one that I want to fuck? Or the one what I want to fuck? :dunno:

When do they get a 5th member (pun intended) and how do I become it?

If I felt fulfilled in my life, I wouldn't have THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of posts on a porn forum. I'd have a wife, ****, a house, a car, a good job, etc. Instead, I have THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of posts on a porn forum.

Re: More brazilian babes This is such a hilariously stereotypical non-English speaker post. Good stuff...good stuff.

That's all I wanted to hear. :lovecoupl

I know that you are using that graph as nothing more than an example, but, as I said before, that's just one tiny piece in a gigantic puzzle. If you look at that graph and that graph alone, one would be alarmed at how much the temperature had risen. And, to note only that the graphs peak...

Support for Global Warming is selective science as well. For the most part, Global Warming has been blamed on the amount of CO2 emissions that have been supplied to the atmosphere, mainly by humans. But, the direct causes of that CO2 is being completely misrepresented, because supporters for...

Re: Rachel Maddow Stuns Rep. Aaron Schock By Calling Out His Spending Hypocrisy (VIDE Of course you can't give back a tax cut because there isn't any money that is exchanging hands. But, if she is against the said tax cut then she shouldn't abide by it. She should do the math, figure out how...