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Yup. So many people ignore basic social structure when the topic of freedom of speech is involved. ESPN, like any other company in the world, has every right to terminate an employee's contract if he/she brings negative light to their employer. For instance, I could get fired from the...

The worst OFFICIATED professional sport? NBA, hands down. The NFL has a lot of missed calls, but those calls are often genuinely missed. The NBA just has shitty refs who allow players to get away with blatant bullshit *coughlebronconstantlytravelsandtheyknowitcough*

I think the hoodie is more iconic than his fucking ***. What a self-centered dickhole.

This is the best thing I've heard all day.

Dude, how in the FUCK did I not hear about this when it happened? Tony Phillips is one of the players I have always most respected. There's just something about players who aren't flashy, players who constantly fly under-the radar, players that remain under-rated during their entire careers...

You know, this whole "you need to spread reputation around" bullshit really nibbles my sack when it comes to you. Seriously. There are very few people who receive routine rep from me, especially enough to where I actually am NOT ALLOWED to give that person any more until I give others some...

This is the single most amazing question I have ever seen in my life. Even better than "Who Let The Dogs Out?"

Still, the fact that a ****** can't take away something from his ***** (a ***** by the way) as a form of punishment without being threatened with legal consequences is fucking ridiculous. This is a prime example of why our ******** are growing up to be shitty adults. They are spoiled, coddled...

In all seriousness, I don't think an age limit would make anything better. I understand it might eliminate candidates who could develop dementia or other mental health problems (or physical health problems for that matter) while in office, but a person's health and mental stability isn't always...

Umm, Mr. Officer? I'm pretty sure you don't have a fucking right to whine about "emotional trauma." After all, you did ****** two people. I'm preeeetty sure their families are going through some "emotional trauma" as you call it and you don't see them suing you for money, do you? No, you...

Yes. I would. Then, I'd walk out of the ring and disqualify myself by getting counted out. I don't care about wins or losses. I care about sending a message.

He shouldn't have stopped with just pork. He should've put pork AND BEANS on his body. And, by "pork and beans" I mean "his dick and balls." And, by "his body" I mean "on his face."

I agree. DDT everything. In fact, TORNADO DDT everything.

So, let me get this straight... A suspected ***** ********, one who had evidence stacked against him, had his case dismissed by a judge which ultimately meant that a ***** ******** was not punished for their crimes - they weren't even put through a trial. That same judge put a person in jail...

I can see both sides of this argument. On one side, Apple is doing the right thing by refusing to ******* their company policy (let alone the law) which prohibits them from breaking into a client's phone. Yes, the client just so happens to be a terrorist, but Apple is doing the right thing by...

I have so many questions. 1) To which "other objects" are they referring? 2) What form of "eye protection" were they thinking of implementing? 3) ...and, would a blindfolded performer still need to wear said "eye protection" or is the blindfold considered an acceptable piece of protective...

Why has nobody made a porn parody of Whole Foods called Hole Foods where sexy grocery store employees take turns filling their body holes with various organic foods like locally grown cucumbers, Kosher all-beef hot dogs and pesticide-free radishes (you know, instead of anal beads)?

This is the most badass thing I've ever seen in my life. The only thing that could make this **** even MORE badass? Lasers. Lasers attached to a helmet with spikes on it that the eagles can shoot at the drones with - machine *** style, PEW PEW PEW!!!

I have a bunch of wrestling theme music on my playlist when I work out, so I just got done listening to this...

I admit it - I LOVE cats. I am such a sucker for cats. SIGH, I'm a sad, sad excuse for a man. Anyway, this is one of my favorites...

I think the most dangerous team in baseball this year is going to be the Cubs. Why? Last year they did great - they had a young, mainly inexperienced and newly-put-together team - and they still did great. This year they'll be more comfortable playing with one another (with the exception of...

Personally, I find nearly ALL pornography to be comedic. I don't remember the name of it, but my wife and I ordered some toys online and the company sent us a free DVD with our order - it was fucking hilarious. We were cracking up the whole time. Seriously, the story was so ridiculous and the...

For me, the best story in gaming has to go to the entire God of War series. I'm a huge fan of Ancient Greek mythology and, although Kratos is a product of game developers, the world in which he lives is entirely based off Greek mythology. And, on top of that, the accuracy of how they...

I'm playing through Dragon Warrior II again at the moment. I've also been using the Wii Fit U and playing a lot of the mini games on that, so I guess I could add that to the list as well.

Umm, I have played Tecmo Bowl and Super Tecmo Bowl so much that it's almost not even fun anymore. Oh, who the fuck am I kidding? OF COURSE they're still fun!!! I've also played the Dragon Warrior series on NES a billion times.

Wow. Fuck that dog.

I'm good at leaving sentences unfin

I want to be one of those assholes in blue that try to get in your way.

Here's what makes me mad about this whole situation... This is a government issue. The local government failed its people by allowing this problem to get where it has gotten and, in all reality, more than enough time has gone by for SOMEONE to have come up with a solid solution that can...

Ok, first of all? Hilarious. What I don't understand though is how "INACCESSIBLE" or "DIFFICULT" are sexist words. I mean, those are non-gender specific, so how the hell is she claiming those words shouldn't be allowed when talking about Hillary Clinton (or any other woman for that matter)...

The most surprising thing to me about this article... There's a Disneyland in PARIS?!?!?! :dunno:

Here's what I don't understand. If you are against abortion, fine. I don't have a problem with that. But, that doesn't give you the right to go fuck things up for other people who AREN'T against abortion. If you don't agree with getting an abortion then don't get one yourself. It's that...

Am I the only one who is laughing about this? The year before they only let ELEVEN people into their country? HAHAHAHA, come on...that's comical. ELEVEN.

I think the word you're looking for is, ironically, Kanye. I heard it's an ancient tribal word that means "piece of ****."

I was born in North America and have lived here my entire life. I don't ever see myself moving to another country, so I guess you could say I'm 100% American. However, I am NOT a 'murican. Although, about 95% of the people who live in my community are MOST DEFINITELY 'muricans.

Can he just move there anyway? Sure, I enjoyed Bill O'Reilly's back-and-forths with Jon Stewart...but that's about it. He can go. Nobody will miss him.

People are horrible. Especially men. I mean, if you're THAT horny just go stroke one out and leave other people out of it.

This is a prime example that highlights exactly how I have felt for the past seven years... No matter what, people will always find a way to blame Barack Obama for everything. Why? Because, they're ignorant and know nothing about politics.

Our cat likes to climb on top of me while I ***** and put her butthole right in my face.

I usually charge my phone every night after work. However, I don't need to charge it but once every four or five days. The battery is pretty great. I consider myself lucky.

I hope you'd be asking for change when she was done.

What would I put it in? My butthole. That way, the next time I went to the bathroom I could literally **** money and impress all of my friends.

I can't say I'm "shocked" by this (I mean, the dude was 70), but it certainly wasn't something that anybody knew was coming. I think the worst part is that he was told he had cancer literally days before he died. How shitty is that?

Luke warm Wild Cherry Pepsi. It pairs nicely with my shrimp ********.

Does sex count? If so, my wife certainly delivered this Christmas. Best. Gift. Ever.

What's all this "left" and "right" talk? Shouldn't it be "top" and "bottom?" Mine kind of sit on top of one another, like perfectly balanced eggs. You guys are weird.

That's the issue - every religious person, on some level, KNOWS it's all a lie. Every religion that has ever been created (yes, created - because human beings create religions all by themselves) has gone through the same cycle: Step 1: Myth is created Step 2: Myth spreads Step 3: Myth becomes...

Well, I DO have that same necklace.

"#38. If she’s has had more than three different dicks in her ass, she’s probably not marriage material." It says MORE than three. What if the number is EXACTLY three? And, it doesn't specify - is it three total dicks in her lifetime or three dicks all at once?