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I filled a baseball helmet with my own **** when I was 7 years old and then ate it all with a spoon that I made out of collector's edition Star Wars Legos. That was, by far, the stupidest thing I ever did as a ***. I mean, do you have any idea how hard it is to find collector's edition Star...

This is just one of the 2,847,103 reasons that people shouldn't be fucking around with and taunting wild *******.

Owen Hart. Biggest. Bump. Ever.

HA...my state sucks. We can't do anything right.

Re: U.S. talk show host who used the 'N' word 11 times to a black caller on the air q This is exactly why I have always felt that 99% of people who cry about racism are the ones who truly have a problem with skin color. Dr. Laura even made it a point to say, live on the air, "Don't take things...

I got dibs on Manning's Manhole.

What a cry baby. HAHAHA seriously, doesn't anybody have a sense of humor anymore? Romo's Bitch is funny. I don't care what this whiner says.

This dude tended to cattle...in a forest? Am I the only one who finds this funny?

According to the article posted by the OP, there were 4 police officers who shot a total of 46 shots. That's close to 12 shots each. Is that a lot? Yeah, it is. But, given the circumstances (which we still don't know exactly what they were), an average of 12 shots fired by each police...

Hmm, I wonder why you didn't say that last week when they were in second place in their division. :rolleyes:

You know this how, exactly? That mentality is the perfect example - the epitome - of the ignorant, fear driven American mindset that is being induced by the biased media sources who do nothing but plant unrealistically and vastly unwarranted fearful thoughts into the minds of each and every...

This whole entire "mosque at Ground Zero" bullshit is nothing but an unwarranted smear campaign that is being fully orchestrated by the main stream media. Their "facts" are so incorrect and they know it - but they still continue to push on with their horseshit, fear-based media blitz. First of...

Call me a moron (please), but...I don't get what that picture is supposed to be making me feel. It's stupid and doesn't do a very good job of sending whatever message that it's trying to send.

Racism claims yet another victim. :(

I stopped listening when she said "This is the dilemma that I face in the American public education system. We are too focused on a goal, whether it be passing a test or graduating us first in our class. However, in this way, we do not learn to our fullest." I might find more merit in that...

What video is it that people keep referencing lately?

With a name like Angelo Alvarez, his new name shouldn't be Blackjack - it should be Mexicanjack. ... ... ... ...oh, is that not...you didn't...oh...I see...nevermind.

Can I ask why the word "Gunman" is in quotes, as if the gunman in the story didn't really have a *** and wasn't really shooting at anybody? :dunno: Anyway, I Googled this story and found a few different news sources, all of which seem to have a fairly similar recap of the story: Angel Alvarez...

Thanks, pal. I missed posting on FreeOnes. I almost forgot how idiotic 99% of the people here are though, SIGH. HAHAHA, oh well.

I'm not saying that we're past the point of discrimination - as if racism doesn't exist. What I'm saying is that too many people use their "minority" status as some sort of guilt trip when they talk about how "bad" the racism is that they face. Personally, I'm tired of hearing people say...

Who would banish this poor man to the desert? Tisk tisk.

I'm doing good, buddy. Thanks for wishing me well. How you doin'?

Thanks, but my name's not Frank. :facepalm:

Dude, I haven't been here in a looooong time (a few months at least) and as I've been scrolling through the threads, I've noticed that nearly all of them are porn related now. Yeah, I know it's a porn forum, but it has NEVER been like this. There's always been a huuuuuge number of non-porn...

Pfft...show offs.

Is it wrong that I laughed at this? HAHAHAHA...I mean, COME ON!!!

Riiiiight before your *** walks into the room.

There's a zero percent chance I'm reading through each and every post in this thread. I'm sure it's all the same old **** that's been said before, so there's no need for me to waste my time reading it all again. With that being said, I just want to say one thing to all of these people who are...

That's because we have religious freedom in this country, which his country, Iran, does not. 99.99999999% of censorship occurs because of religious influence. Need an example? People all around the world get death threats (and some people actually get ******) if they attempt to show a...

Re: Woman goes 'McMental' after being told she can't have chicken nuggets for breakfa You know what shocks me the most about this story? There's a McDonald's that has WHITE employees? :surprise:

You know what's ironic? That very same night, when you said you were Batman and then prematurely ejaculated, I too told a lie. I made you totally believe that I was a girl. HE HE HE!!! :boobies:

I'd be worried about all of those people whacking off in front of the same computer. Can you imagine how disgusting that keyboard has to be? It probably has more cum on it than Clay Aiken's lower back.

No, I haven't seen Good Eats in a while. I've been too busy to stay up to date with my favorite shows. I don't know why either, because I have a DVR. SIGH...I'm just lazy, I guess. Oh well. But...you're doing porn? HAHAHAHA...pleeeeease tell me you have like kitchen or food related themes...

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Hey, my good man. I've been busy with work. Plus, I got a girlfriend now, so I've been spending a lot of time working on that. I've just been super swamped with life for a while and I haven't really had a time to buckle down and dedicate myself to this forum like I used to. Hopefully, things...

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HAHAHAHA, who still goes to SPORTS BARS? Is this 1997? Did you go back in time and visit a Slam Jams? :rofl:

AKA - my kinda gals. :lovecoupl

Taco Wallace? Glory HOLE, maybe...but not glory.

To answer your question...REP points are "Rectally Eaten Penis" points. 1 REP point = 1 penis If someone has 23,000 REP points, then they have had the pleasure of experiencing 23,000 penises in their warm and inviting bunghole. So, if you take a look at my rep points... :looks at his rep...

How can someone be depressed if their job requires them to spend 18 hours a day in a COCK PIT? Silly geese.

...he says while looking at his penis in the mirror.

It could be worse. They could've named it "Soggy Organ Balls" or "Old People Skin Flavored Mealy Sacks"...or "BlueBalls' Face".

I wondered the same thing. I mean, what exactly is a panic button going to do? I understand why they might think it's a good idea, but, let's be honest...it's not. **** are fucking assholes. Do you know how many people would hit the panic button just to be a dick? TONS. I mean, hell...I...

First of all, who are you? Secondly...who are you?

In TV ratings, but not fans. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASCAR

Numbers don't lie, but they also don't reveal the entire truth. NASCAR is the most popular sport in America. It has the largest fan base of any sport in this country.

Your threads suck, that's why. The Mods don't want bullshit like your threads filling up this forum. That's why they delete your ****, because, that's what it is...****. And, it won't be much longer before this thread joins the steaming pile of ***** that is your threads.

NASCAR is the most popular sport in America, but it doesn't mean that driving around in circles take all that much talent. What a dumb argument. First of all, country is the most popular genre of music - rap and R&B is second. Secondly, rap is popular because of TEENAGERS. Teenagers buy into...

Dairy Queens? I heard this one's good... ...word is, there's a 19 year old blonde that works behind the counter, who sticks her titty in all of the milkshakes.