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Interesting photos. Creepy, but interesting.

Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective Easily one of the most underrated games I've ever played. Also, Nintendo released a DS version of Chrono Trigger which is one of my favorite games.

I used to play Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 non-stop. I got so good at it that I could get my high score so high that the system wouldn't be able to handle it and it would start counting backward. God, I was a nerd. L3ggy!!! You're still around!!! Yeeeeeah!!!

I've been playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 in my spare time. However, I've been playing Spellfall and Saber's Edge on my Kindle Fire sooooo much more. God, I'm old. I play on my damned tablet more than I do on my PS3.

Hmm, Martin. Hold a **** in your mouth for 30 minutes or Chew it once and get to spit it out immediately

Hmm, I forgot about Sale being out. That makes sense though, to have Samardzija start in that scenario. Still, I knew it was doomed before it even started.

There is only one Jesus. And, nobody fucks with him.

This is how I imagine the conversation went when Kraft pitched the idea of doing a Mac & Cheese commercial to Vanilla Ice. Kraft: Hello, Mr. Ice. We'd like to offer you a role as a spokesperson for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Mac & Cheese. Vanilla: Well, this is surprising. Kraft: Yeah...

I used to eat Chipotle every week when I was in high school and for a few years after that. My friends and I would get up, quite often hungover from a long night of ********, and head over to Chipotle. Then, we'd order a big ass burrito, eat it way too fast, go back to our respective homes...

"Buttery Jack?" That's like a slang term for masturbating with a palm full of Country Crock.

I think the real question is "Pop or Soda?"

The perfect toy for guys who say their dick is a foot long. Yeah, I went there.

I believe that the owner should choose a "carpet" that accentuates the natural beauty of the "floor." ;)

Dude, the sound of the Viper getting his skull crushed in by the Mountain is a noise that is never going to leave my brain. WHY DIDN'T HE JUST **** HIM? WHYYYYY?!?!?!

Country Crock.

I don't understand why the Google thing was an "April Fool." I mean, they publicized it so it's not fooling anybody, nor was it a prank.

You can always post updates in your own thread - your fans will check there routinely, so it's a great place to keep people updated and 'in the loop.' And, if you want to just bullshit with random ass people, "FreeOnes Talk" is a good place to waste some time.

I'm a hybrid - I fold AND scrunch. I get a good length of **** paper, maybe two feet or so, then I fold it half - twice - then, once it's folded, I scrunch it up and aggressively rub it all over my butthole.

I'm a sad, low-carb plate of roasted chicken and cottage cheese. Fuck my life.

Brunettes. Although, my girlfriend has dyed her hair red before and it was fucking sexy as fuck. I think we had so much sex back then my poor dick actually cried at one point. Ahh, good times. She needs to do that again.

Long time, no see, my friend. And yes...I'm back, MMWWUUUAHAHAHAAA!!! :1orglaugh

I have two questions D-rock (long time, no see, by the way - nice to see you're still around)... 1) Do you frequently have a nearby supply of available lubes and lube substitutes? 2) If so, please tell me one of them is butter. I know that's not a question, but please tell me you've used...

Is the question posed in this thread a euphemism for 'Should a pussy have hair on it or no?' I feel like it is.

It's baseball season and I'm coaching a little league team this summer, so I currently have this as my wallpaper...

Am I the only one who doesn't understand what's happening in here? :dunno:

I ate Domino's Pizza once when I was home alone and I ended up eating so much of it that I **** pizza grease for a half hour. Literally, my **** was straight up pizza grease. My toilet looked like an oil spill. ...and then I ate Domino's again the next night.

What makes me really, really happy is the fact that it's hardly mentioned in the media that this *** is black. When I first saw this story, I was dreading the possibility that the media would spin this into a skin-color fiasco and do nothing but talk about how a "black teen" got accepted into...

My girlfriend and I watch porn every once in a while. In fact, that's one of the reasons she got me to come back to FreeOnes - so we could have some fun together. Yeah, she's pretty awesome.

I've never been to a strip club for my own jollies, but I went when one of my best friends got married (bachelor party) a few years back. It was honestly one of the most uncomfortable experiences I've ever...well...experienced. I just stood off to the bar at the side and drank by myself the...

It's because I decided to come back, isn't it, Petra? Literally, the day after I returned from a 5-year absence, you decide to hang it up...coincidence? I think not. Good luck in your future endeavors. I'm sure we'll see you around.

Dude, I'M back, so YOU have to come back now. It's a FreeOnes resurrection!!! Hallelujah!!!

I'm still questioning having Samardzija start opening day. He's not bad, but he's not the type of pitcher I want on the mound on opening day.

I would want to live during the American Civil War for one reason and one reason only... I would grow out my facial hair until I had some sick ass sideburns. Then, I would dedicate my life to finding General Ambrose Burnside (the supposed originator of sideburns). I would track him down and...

Cleveland Browns - Alternate w/ Orange Pants

Ron Gardenhire might as well not come back for the next game. He might as well just stay home after his ejection. He'll be back there in no time anyway, HAHAHAHA!!!

You are doing exactly what I am stating that everybody else is doing - interpreting the words of the Constitution/Bill of Rights in such a manner that supports their own argument. So, allow me to play lawyer for a second and do the same thing myself to win the argument for the other side... By...

Permit or not, there is nothing in the Constitution that clearly gives anybody the right to interrupt and interfere with a person's private funeral or burial service. It's all based off of loose (VERY loose) interpretations of what the Constitution actually says. So, what does the Constitution...

What? Their *** punched the fire chief? :facepalm:

The sad part? Even though the homeowner said that they don't blame the firefighters (meaning, they take responsibility for their own actions - or, in this case, lack there of), I'm willing to bet that the majority of the news reports will still demonize the fire department.

I assume by "the same old", you were referring to the Twins not winning in the playoffs, no? HE HE HE!!!

Yes, they have that right as long as they're not trespassing and as long as they are acting in a peaceful manner, but how is blatantly interrupting and disrespecting somebody's funeral a peaceful action? There are just so many interpretations and opinions that get thrown around when it comes to...

Do they really have the RIGHT to blatantly interfere with a funeral though? I mean, it's one thing to protest - it's a completely different thing to protest at a funeral...especially when its a funeral of someone you don't even fucking know. Now, I know that people can argue the whole First...

No...no, it won't.

The best part about iPhones? They're nothing close to being original, inventive technology. They're mere copycats of previously existing phones and, the kicker? They didn't even copy it all that well. The iPhone seems to have more problems than the phones that it ripped its technology from...

That's such a horseshit claim, Jag. I can't believe you would say something so stup... Phillies' Halladay no-hits Reds in Playoff Opener ...oh. :o

Re: White males....would you marry and/or have ******** with a woman who was not whit :facepalm: The pure stupidity of this post makes my head hurt.

Was that comment provided by your iPhone's IRONY app? :1orglaugh

0rXmuhWrlj4 @1:00 :facepalm: It's like the political equivalent of "I believe that our education like, such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as...and I believe that they should...our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S."