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Wheel Of Fortune is a ***** of nature that might have a beginning but will never end. Will Vanna hold onto her job into her 90s or will the show find a way to replace her?

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Looking for some regular looking Asian nail salon lady porno where a rare male customer comes in and the ladies take care of him as they've been dreaming about cock all day. I, myself, walk by nail salons then look in fogging up the windows with my eyes bulged scouring the place seeking a cute...

I just ordered a buncha Blu-rays from both of them after seeing and enjoying a few of their films. I know much of what they made were crapola but there are a few films worth seeing. I like Franco's Count Dracula and Rollin's Grapes Of Death. Bring on the lesbian vampires and other sexy schlock!

A bit of a kinky, naughty, and, to some, nasty fetish but a few old gals out there have a few miles still left able to be driven on them before being sent to the other side of the lawn. Many might appreciate the cock so much they'd siphon out your liver after buckling your knees. There's...

I love apple juice. Always have. So much I demand it shouting for it like a 4 year old. How does apple juice get so darn cold and taste that delicious and refreshing? I don't know but I'm not asking questions too busy enjoying a glass of it right now. Who are the other apple juice freaks or...

Amazed at the balls on piggly-wiggly Amy Schumer unleashing her nakedness and even more amazed the balls of Serena Williams didn't pop out of her underwears. Awful Awfulness in Awful Town... http://www.harpersbazaar.com/fashion/photography/news/g6558/pirelli-calendar-2016/

Which one feels the best? I was going to include a poll but changed course so an explanation is now required. I go with hellacious ****. Had some Thanksgiving leftovers for lunch today before the gym. Felt the turtle peeking out of the shell during my first exercise. I had to push weights while...

For me, right here sitting on the terlet in my temple of sanctuary.

The ones that are big enough to pick a lock with I pick up off the floor and put in an empty **** Zero can. The smaller fragments I push under the couch and my ******-in-law eventually sweeps them up.

I ***** a lotta, lotta soda pop so I try to ***** diet to avoid all the sugar. Anyway, I'm a **** Zero guy. I like it ice cold right outta the icebox full of carbonation. The other day I chugged one after eating some kebab, hummus, and salad for lunch and practically melted my buddy's forehead...

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After I dine at Natalie Thai I stop by Lily's to go and say "Hi" Over there is a rub and tug Where I always get greeted with a great big hug She says, "Long time! Long time!" After wiping off some fella's slime From her face that's made up like a mime I'm taken by the hand into a room That is...

I don't like taking the Lord's name in vain any more than I like using profanity. Isn't "Geez" short for Jesus?

Pay attention and look through your windshield every now and again!

I cast my sole and honorable vote for Will E Worm. He tells it like it is whether it is or it ain't. Face palms to eternity and keep shining the light on those Hebes. Impact Wrestling is still spiraling down the toilet though.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/ex-olympian-reveals-shes-living-171958982.html She won a bronze medal at the 1988 Olympics and has a Fancy Book Learner Degree from the Stanford to be one of those Doctor people. She now lives in a bed bug ridden trailer out in Hillbilly Country and panhandles...

A darn good guy who hasn't been around for awhile. I enjoyed him poking fun at me and my future wife suggesting a tribe of Flips would take over my house. His words rang true but we're all happy together. Anyway, I hope things are going well in the New Jersey and he's winning big at the track.

I might lean toward Seagal but Jean-Claude has made some decent DTVs too. Here's some of the gooder ones. Don't forget to stop by the ****** store before popping in the DVD though. Steven Seagal Belly of the ***** (2003) Shadow Man (2006) Urban Justice (2007) ****** Whipped (2008)...

Been a fan of this guy since I was a ***. One of the best baddies on film ever. Just got Sharky's Machine on Blu-ray and will enjoy watching Henry as a psychotic cokehead. Silva is also a God of Italian Crime Films. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0798328/

Pornstars, Celebs, or Civilians. I'll go with Maria Molina and/or Elita Loresca.

Allow the Power Of Positivity to infuse your soul and may each and every one of you have a blessed weekend. #Tacos #HammerHorrorBluray #SweetPinayPoonannyPie

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I ***** best lying on my belly. I'm thinking about trying to ***** on my side as my MyPillow.com MyPillow pillow is more for side-********.

I imagine the one with Lee Majors, Chuck Woolery, and William Devane buttering up and taking Paula Deen in all 3 of her holes would leave a negative and lasting impression.

My cats are nice kitties but also judgemental bastards. I don't mind if they are in the toilet with me using my pulled down pants as a hammock while I make number two but I like to have quiet and be left alone to enjoy maximum pleasure and fulfillment while Punishing Percy. I don't care...

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For me it's when my boogers smell like dingleberries.

My little wifey DVRs this stuff like crazy and I try to make sense of it. I do running commentary sitting next to her because I don't speak Tagalog. Anybody a fan of this crapola?

No matter what color pants or under britches I wear it's always the same color. Blue.

Better or worse that Martha Stewart's ******* Chamber of Dr Sadism? "It's Mistress Angela down here, shitstain!" "She made my asshole look like a medium Pepperoni Pizza! I'll be back next time I'm in the mood to have my starfish crusted!!"

Y'all can come out from under the bed now. Nicki Minaj Called Taylor Swift to Talk Through Twitter Feud: "It's Over, Guys!" "SWEET SASSY MOLASSY!"

I don't care that they made it through the 12th grade. My main concern is that I'm not the 12th one lying on that mattress today. Keep it clean ladies, be low volume, and I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler.

I think I can because I Tom Arnold'd him once at the gym asking if he could sign something then rushing in overjoyed the next day presenting my copy of Death Wish running off at the mouth at how good he was as Freak #1 also trying to get him to contact Larry Fishburne, who he was in Deep Cover...

I start again. Dan Cortese(formerly of MTV<which was formerly Music Television>)

Similar theme to the "bland" and "sassy" threads. I start again. Yakov Smirnoff

Maybe in doing this we can have our cum together ****** soldier moment. Here's my initial contribution. As sassy as she is gassy.

Saw her name dropped here a couple times recently. Was it the teeth, the weird accent, she's getting bigger, or the fact you were surprised she's only 47. "I heard some things. I heard a few things."

Debra Messing "Wasn't a Fan" of Jeremy Piven on Will & Grace: "He Shoved His Tongue...Down to My I'm outraged! What a cad this Jeremy Piven is! Debra Messing was Grace and was gracefully graceful showing grace dealing with and dodging the Piven's herpes...

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Did anybody actually think Bill Cosby was innocent? If so I got a wrestling promotion from Nashville to sell you. http://news.yahoo.com/apnewsbreak-cosby-said-got-*****-women-sex-212247466.html

I can eat a lotta-lotta ice cream. If it's Häagen-Dazs put me down for a half gallon. Wish they sold them in that size. Sure is good.

At 47 I can almost tuck them in my pants or tie them in a knot. I'm not comfortable when a gal cups my moobs in the same way I'd cup her boobs but am shy about communicating it. I try not to lean over and entice her too much. "Is this it? That's what it's all about, Manny? Eating, ********...

This is gonna be a tough one for me. I pretty much like them all. I'll pick Carl's Jr/Hardee's with Jack In The Box coming in second. Carl's Jr has good Breakfast Burritos and Biscuits and I really enjoy their delicious charbroiled Thickburgers($6 Burgers).

Bizarre story. http://news.yahoo.com/death-maryland-boy-pushed-swing-three-days-ruled-212805331.html

Sure was good. I checked out Jasmine Aloha and she still looks hot. Haven't seen anything recent of Veronica Brazil. Those two were a couple of my favorite pornstars from the 90s.

Less vendors by the day and the ones selling them now are charging an arm and a leg or even as much as an entire human being. I'm stocking up on American flags for the day they become contraband also.