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When I say "sucks" I'm not referring to the actual times he's wrapped his lips around Donald Trump's wiener but that I can't stand the guy and don't like seeing him on the TV even though I end up being too lazy to reach for the clicker to change the channel. He's a mannequin-headed, frog-faced...

I went to the San Diego *** yesterday, had a great time, and received a wealth of knowledge. I saw many things including big cats, reptiles, bears, a ****** of gender ambiguous bull dykes, rhinos, hippos, birds, and much more. Unfortunately there were no unattended black **** falling into...

When I first got to Texas I didn't know too many people. This 80 lb raccoon-eyed, snaggle-toothed stripper had a thing for me. I resisted seeing her for some time then realized she was offering free and easy sex so I drank enough at home to get the urge to call her and go over to her place for a...

This happens all the time especially when I'm making my coffee. I take the cap off the water bottle then pour water into the coffee machine. Then I can't remember or find where I put that darn cap. I finally find the cap after a major expenditure of thought and energy. Then I remove the top of...

So why is she offended when people comment on it?

She was pregnant too. Jerkslamist Jerkhadi Jerk adhering to his strict beliefs in Jerkslam. https://www.yahoo.com/news/syrian-refugee-arrested-*******-woman-machete-germany-police-163921559.html

God, I love Carl's Jr and have since I was a ***. Tonight I had their great Guacamole Bacon 1/2lb Thickbuger for dinner and the Original 1/2lb Six Dollar Thickburger as a Midnight Snack after my drinkie-***-poos. I think I may open up a Carl's Jr/Hardee's in The Philippines one day when I move...

I used to see those things all the time when I was a *** but for some reason they're not popular anymore. I do live in a neighborhood full of Persians now and they have these little statues on their lawns of Arabs having sexual intercourse with goats. Makes me smile whenever I see one and serves...

Call me a fan of Chickenheads. The term "Chickenhead" isn't the most empowering term for women but it's an accurate description of some and I like it. The sight of a stray Chickenhead on the side of the road when you're cruising and horny is similar to seeing an In-N-Out Burger sign by a freeway...

I'll start. Whoopi Goldberg spreading her "The Color Purple" vagina-pussy-cunt lips.

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I've read so many bad reviews on IMDb that I'm not sure if I'll watch it for free when it comes on DirecTV. Is it really that bad or is there just a lotta lotta ****** required to get through it? Better or worse than most Pauly Shore movies?

Was all the hullabaloo and pizzazz on the TV because, if so, I missed it? Darn it all to heck. I tuned in when the consistently unfunny Dennis Miller was on and he made some Fred Flintstone joke about it.

Aw geez! Again? Thanks Mohamed... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/19/man-stabs-french-woman-and-her-three-*********-for-being-scantil/

Feels so goos... I mean... Feels so good. Too many drinkie-***-poos.

Y'know, the whole post thing box including the picture and all that jazz. You know... How?

God this guy is awesome. He'd be great as the new "In a world..." guy who does the voice for trailers. He'd make any disaster movie seem absolutely terrifying. "I pushed some impotent cripple down the stairs and stole his turtleneck."

Heck yeah! I'd pork the ca-ca out of her and give her way better wiener than she's gotten lately.

You are also cordially invited to drop by and hang out in the other Debra Messing thread. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?849244-Debra-Messing-quot-Wasn-t-a-Fan-quot-of-Jeremy-Piven-on-Will-amp-Grace-quot-He-Shoved-His-Tongue-Down-to-My&highlight=Debra+Messing...

Considering I've lived in LA nearly my whole life I haven't met many porn stars. The nicest one I've met was Alicia Rio. She was feature dancing at a strip club this one afternoon that I went to. As soon as I walked through the door I saw her looking at me with a big smile on her face. She...

I meant "good video" but I had too many drinkie ***-poos and said "goos video".

What causes Black people to **** each other? I know there are many reasons but state why you feel it happens and how these homicides could be greatly reduced.

https://www.yahoo.com/amphtml/finance/news/former-fox-host-gretchen-carlson-162907470.html I'm not buying this for a second. Glad no one believes that moody, man hating Gretchen Carlson. There are way hotter broads Roger Ailes has access to.

Medicine commercials...

His digital mortgage commercials where he goes into freakout mode waving his hands around give me nervous green diarrhea. What's the deal with this pinhead?

At least 36 dead, 147 injured in suspected ISIS ****** at Istanbul airport. Jerks. http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/06/28/explosions-multiple-injuries-reported-at-istanbul-airport.html

God, that musta been awkward. I bet he never went to that park again. She looks like she could eat him in 2 bites and need only one arm to hold him down and ******* him with her sloppy, stinky vagina.

Wonder what would happen if somebody did this.

Do you like to do the spontaneous buttsex with a pretty lady or do you make her freshen up in the toilet first? Some morning surprise buttsex is fun and also blitz-****** parking lot buttsex with her face pushing into and fogging up the glass too.

I was watching Emanuelle And The Last Cannibals and Emanuelle in America with the beautiful and exotic Laura Gemser. There were many hot full frontal shots of her vagina even showing her rolling onto her belly exposing her buttocks. But what I was dying to see was her anus imagining that her's...

Did they always do this? I like to watch people do the sex especially when I can see the sex stuff.

I really miss going to Chipotle at the Century City Food Court and grabbing one of their delicious Barbacoa Beef Burritos. Sure was good. Anybody had Chipotle lately and survived to tell the tale?

I wonder if she knows the caption under her says "Former News Anchor And TV Personality".

She's a bit of a butterball but if I had a few pops I might pull her pants down and try to put my wiener in her. Better that Uma Pemmaraju for sure.

Chicago is a heck of a town and I got confidence they will get their 400 this month. Elevate yo' ****! http://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-chicago-shootings-20160601-snap-story.html

Because if the old whore is over 65 how much should she really be charging anyway?

It's not about the *******. It's about ******.

Mine are Toxic Avenger 1 and 4, Class Of Nuke 'em High, and ****** Firmer. http://www.troma.com/ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troma_Entertainment (Whoopsie! Wrong section. Would one of the mods please move this thread to the Freeones Talk section? Thanky.)

I'll start with Stanley Eisen AKA Paul Stanley.

She looks like Skeletor The Undead and has veins in her arms like garden hoses.

I know it's a vaccuum but it's also a robot. My little wifey is a nice Asian lady who appreciates a clean house. Should I get this for her? Is there a better gift for our 1st anniversary...

I do a bit but I'm not sure how severe it is so I thought I might do some comparison shopping asking all the good people at the Freeones Message Board Store of Pornography. Sometimes when I **** in the morning my MyPillow pillow is wet enough to wring out like a sponge but sometimes it's bone...

Jack In The Box is the ultimate place for people who like food. You can get a Meat Lovers Breakfast Burrito or a Loaded Breakfast Sandwich any time you want. I really enjoy their fresh to order burgers especially the Buttery Jack(s), Double Jack, and the Ultimate Bacon Cheeseburger. They have a...

I've seen some of the high-end models being somewhat pricey and wondered if they had special features making them safe enough for sexual intercourse. If a gal sucks like a Hoover why not just get the Hoover and not have to deal with the dingbat's opinions on every trivial matter?

The main success of the Spaghetti Western in Italy started off with Sergio Leone and his admiration for the Akira Kurosawa film Yojimbo which Leone used as inspiration to make Fistful Of Dollars which spawned two follow-ups also launching the film career of Clint Eastwood. Sergio Leone is the...

Violent, Exploitative Italian Crime Films, mostly made in the 1970s, occupy a nice spot in my Blu-ray/DVD collection right next to the Spaghetti Westerns. Seldom boring and usually entertaining many times even better with *****. My favorite ones are directed by Fernando Di Leo, Umberto Lenzi...

Seems Bernie Sanders is the one who actually cares about them and would dole out more free goodies to them.

I am a big fan of Italian Horror and even Italian Films that blatantly rip-off American films. When Jaws came out and was a big success there were many Italian film companies that put out their versions. Have you seen any and, if so, what are your favorites? Here is a thread from a board...

What the heck is this character's deal?

Is that stuff chocked full'a Botox? The doctor lady's face is so frozen she can hardly speak.