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What science backs this preposterous theory up? If they burn in a pot they'll also burn on the grill. It's not the cooking apparatus but the amount of heat and possible neglect. George Jefferson must have had so much cum pumped up his ass and down his gullet that it rotted his brain. I wonder if...

I admit to enjoying this story but it's not my fault the Church is so easy to poke fun at. It's their turn to get poked anyway. http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Priest-Who-Ran-Meth-Ring-to-Be-Sentenced-302893881.html

Am I gonna be OK? It was Ranch House Chicken Chili with Beans if that matters. I wonder how putrid my farts will smell after eating chili that went bad over 2 years ago.

When I was a *** on Saturday mornings I would watch Bill Watts' UWF then the great Pro Wrestling This Week came on. It was a magazine-type program that covered the territories in a more sport's journalism fashion protecting kayfabe. Some character uploaded a bunch of them on YouTube. Comb...

I went there today and that's what they told me. The lady at the drive-thru was nice and offered me a Steak & Egg Breakfast Burrito but I wasn't interested. She was a Vietnamese lady in her 40s with a paunch belly but had really pretty skin and I might have been interested in her...

I imagine the cat doesn't want to suffer the embarrassment of being associated with a hooker either.

http://www.tmz.com/2015/05/04/seth-gilliam-arrested-for-dui-*********-possession-walking-dead/

I know his face but not his name. Character actor and quite a character that night as well. On The Wire too pretty much playing the same part. Stick with brew next time, mushmouth. http://www.tmz.com/2015/05/01/walking-dead-star-the-wire-chad-coleman-new-york-subway-cutty-rant-video/...

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Israel having nuclear weapons makes Iran want them which makes Saudi Arabia want them and so on. Israel joining the NPT, renouncing possession of nuclear weapons, and being as open and transparent in inspections as they would expect rival nations to be seems like a step forward possibly toward a...

This morning I got a Loaded Breakfast Sandwich and tonight I got a Jack's Blazin' Chicken Sandwich Meal w/Curly Fries and a Large Orange Fanta. You ever eat at the same fast food place twice in a single day? Give as many intimate details as you are comfortable sharing with us.

I see them in the store all the time and am thinking about getting a box. I buy a lot of Haagen Dazs Ice Cream Bars and Klondike Bars and thought I might also like the Snickers Ice Cream Bars. The Twix and Milky Way ones look good too.

Shoulda been named Detroit Jr. Embarrassing. If you burn your own house down you are not worth the investment to rebuild. Get your worthless, shiftless ass out there with the hammer and nails yourself.

Just yes or no please. I'm interested to see if I fall in the majority or minority. I see more and more people in Los Angeles with tattoos and wanted to know if I was original and being rebellious for resisting getting one.

Who wins?

How'd that work out for 'ya, assari?

I'm not awful but not fantastic either. I've asked people how their weekend was on a Thursday and wished someone a good weekend on a Tuesday before. I'm a landlord and always know when the 15th is though.

The man proves he's out of touch just by announcing he's running for President. Also, that secret of his isn't exactly veiled in secrecy. Even Netanyahu is creeped out how gay this Republican is for Israel.

Anything good?

Court names Sherri Shepherd the ****** of baby born via surrogate

I think so. People laugh at some of Louis CK's race material and Richard Pryor made a career making fun of how Whitey dances and talks. If it's funny it's funny.

Law And Order: SUV Law And Order: Ferguson. Missouri Law And Order: Chiraq Law And Order: Vatican City Law And Order: West Memphis, Arkansas Law And Order: Fargo Law And Order: The More North You Go In Florida The More South You Really Are Law And Order: Little Tehran/Westwood Law And Order...

I assume this is the final phase of the conscious uncoupling. https://*********.yahoo.com/news/gwyneth-paltrow-files-divorce-singer-chris-martin-174342414.html?bcmt=comments-postbox

Watching him and Mitt Romney on Hannity right now promoting the "big fight". As a pro wrestling fan I'm outraged at how fake it is. Evander is no Don King either and Mitt is sitting there like Thurston Howell III completely unconcerned about receiving any damage. I guess it's still less...

You didn't think they really disliked each other, did 'ya?

Who in the heck made the decision this wart-faced anteater was any kinda sex symbol? My theory is women try to convince men she's sexy being OK with it because she's too ugly to threaten the broads. Same deal with Susan Sarandon who might not be ugly but definitely too old fer fuckin'.

And how is he not a Scientologist? Fuckin' weird sauce like Travolta and Cruise. What's the deal with the gerbil too and why does he enjoy it so much?

When I grew up I thought phobia only meant "fear of" like Agoraphobia and other words like that. Did it always include "hatred of"? Sorry but I wasn't an English major. I remember that gay *** in Wyoming who was ********. They described the ********* as homophobic which confused me at the time...

Was just reading about Erin Andrew's hockey player boyfriend getting arrested. One of the comments mentioned her knowledge of his habit. Now I haven't done any **** since the late-1990s but I never had any gal I was dating suspicious about any mild to moderate ******* habit I had. I guess maybe...

Good stuff here. What an obvious shill. An Oprah doctor like Dr Phil. http://www.vox.com/2015/4/20/8455401/sony-wikileaks-dr-oz

Guess she didn't learn how to brown the meat to his satisfaction. The bony-assed broad looks like she never even got a sammich from him. https://*********.yahoo.com/news/bobby-flay-responds-claims-cheated-wife-stephanie-march-160500407-us-weekly.html?bcmt=comments-postbox "I set you up! Ha...

On Diff'rent Strokes most people are dead but everyone is dead from I Love Lucy. BOOM!

Trying to start or encourage one. Hoping for much success so I can be ladies man. My black T-Shirt looks like someone poured Quaker Oats all over it. Maybe scratch my face and make another bowl.

This just happened to me. Really focusing on the topic I would say the number one best bestest thing is that you do have food. I guess that was obvious. For me, what is or was key is/was that I don't need to shower or brush my teeth and I can let the beard dandruff pile on my black T-Shirt not...

I really **** it. I really, really do. Really... You can't get them out until the box is almost empty unless you have the initiative to remove the bag when the incident occurs. I don't have that initiative and also know if I did I'd be scooping Cheerio's Os from now to eternity pretty much...

Besides being part porpoise and part pothead. Also the second worst host of SNL ever.

Why and how have we been so tricked and manipulated in America to also be in favor of this? http://news.yahoo.com/thousands-israeli-arab-homes-threatened-demolition-203434489.html

Only $8.99 at Ralph's/Kroeger's too. Put it in a skillet for 10 minutes stirring occasionally and it's done. Frozen PF Chang's is better than fresh Panda Express.

Just kidding. I wouldn't buy it if it did come in corned beef. The regular beef ones are the best on the market and you can get a box of 148.

BTW, the $5.99 ends today so grab your slippers, put on a robe, and get your ass over to Ralph's/Kroeger's so you can fill the cart up with them sumbitches. It has the Chili's big, bold flavor but you probably knew that already. I made it in the skillet because the box said it was gooder that...

Guess he got some work furlough.

That's a great value. I had that for dinner tonight.

For me it was sometime last century, probably around 1997. Strip clubs to me became a waste of money, time, and effort. I have no problem with whores and I found my money went a lot further with massage parlors and a few cheapo escorts that I put on a BPHDHs List.

I'm a big fat burrito. I eat them things all the time, sometimes for breakfast and dinner.

I buy Charmin Ultra Strong(Ultra Soft flakes too much in the buttcrack and on the shirt when I blow my nose) and I use 4 squares per wipe folding once and then again. I am a Folder.

I'm not sure yet as it's been 5 months and I still need night-vision when my back teeth are floating. They either need to be taller or have better balance when they stack themselves on each others' shoulders. Kinda silly-looking but enough amusement so I endure the darkness.

Interesting that a sitting Vice President would say that. http://www.salon.com/2015/03/29/joe_bidens_israel_stunner_american_jews_should_let_israel_protect_them/#comments

Oh Hell yeah! Her face might get a mixed reaction (even though I don't mind it) but her body makes up for it. Gimme a threesome with Jen Psaki and Blondage. Hashtag Hoochies...